Scene with naked male actor

>scene with naked male actor
>penis is visible

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>penis is erect

This guarantees an X rating, right?

>penis is erect

>28 Days Later (real)
>Boogie Nights (fake dick)
both R, so no

I don't remember a dick in 28 days later.

I vaguely a super fake rubber dick in boogie nights.

who gives a fuck

>scene with penis
>male is visible

>scene with naked female actress
>penis is visible

what an image to describe your feelings

>That scene from The Wire where we got to see Omar's honey nut.
youtube.com/watch?v=MZ9PaGeXyfY

9 Songs got an NC-17 rating and had full on ejaculation...also foreskin. As an American it sort of confused me the way she sucked on the skin.

ah-bloo-bloo

What are some films that have this?
Hard lol mode: it’s the actor’s actual dick.

I haven't seen it, but in that Nimphomaniac movie they, for whatever reason, superimposed extras having real sex onto the actors bodies. Seems pretty pointless.

>Sex scene literally ends right in front of us
>Male pulls out
>Completely flaccid, dick isn't even wet

>Shame
>doesn't even show Fassbender's assbender
Sad!

And they don't have to pee afterwards. And no one opens a window to allow the stank to dissipate or asks for something to drink.

>Doesn't want to bask in the sweet stank of sex
Pleb

name literally 1 movie please

Why don't they ever show a vulva but they show a penis?

I think it's because of the camera work involved. The vulva is largely obscured while the penis is floppy and just sort of hangs out there. To try to get a vulva on camera is a bit too gratuitous.

because vagoos are disgusting

Has there ever been a kino with on screen ejagulation?

your mum's sex tape lmao

...

gaspar noe's love, i think

Delete that

>To try to get a vulva on camera is a bit too gratuitous.

Not at all. If a woman is trimmed or shaved (which a majority of women are today), the vulva will be easily visible from behind if a woman bends over, and much of it will be visible from the front while standing.

It's not like they simply don't show a vulva from the front with her knees spread apart, but they don't show it AT ALL. While they show penises all the time.

>watching Starz tv show
>a brief shot of a woman lying in bed with her tits exposed just before she pulls the covers up
>a 15 minute sex scene of a man lying completely nude on his bed doing the pretzel as his boytoy and lover eats out his asshole
why do they do this

I think there are in fact a lot of full frontal nude shots of women standing and walking, but to get a GOOD shot is gratuitous. The same way that getting a good dick shot is gratuitous.

That’s because of all the roasties walking around today no one wants to see that shit drunk at 4am on a weekend let alone when watching a film.

>I think there are in fact a lot of full frontal nude shots of women standing and walking

Citation needed. (And remember, the cunt needs to be shaved or trimmed to very short hair)

the scarlet johansen alien flick had hard dongs

Watched terminator 1 recently on the kinoplex.
You could clearly make out Schwarzenegger's penis down even to the shadow it left on his leg.

I think what you're looking for is porn, user.

the only movie i can think of is holy motors

In the beginning, when he woke up on hospital bed.

And:
It wasn't erect.

Ken Park

this desu, dicks are way more visually appealing and I'm not even gay

>scene with naked female actress (male)
>penis isn't visible because it's inside a butthole

>same scene shows a women
>everything is hidden

Why do this?

Caligula

...

Arnold is a big guy

>scene with naked male actor
>his penis is bigger than mine

He's really only around 6 feet tall, but he's buff as hell. He's probably packing a solid 7" when erect.

6 feet tall when hes on his back!

BAZINGA!

Roar!!

>not being able to appreciate schlong aesthetics

t. homo

Your mentality is exactly the problem.

Showing a bare cunt is not porn any more than showing a flaccid penis is.

hall pass

NO argument there. I'm saying that's seems to be what you're looking for though. There is plenty of nudity in mainstream film, but the shot you seem to be looking for doesn't add to the story.

Not the user you're talking to, but I do have to agree. Showing a naked female with her vagina on view is, and can be made to look, beautiful but to go further and show clitoris or labia is too much if you're not watching porn.
Would you like to see a fucking urethra on shot too?

I would actually like to see them showing dead men's penis with no dignity.

in Schindler's List

That's clearly like 2/3rds chubbed already.

honestly this is really stupid to give an X rating, just because the penis is erect? Individuals who are old enough to see R movies, are old enough to watch porn just a year later.

Fat Girl

Under The Skin

I hate that, and especially since people will make fun of how small HIS is

Under The Skin

>scene has nudity
>it ain't me starts playing

I have always been thinking that if the Terminator had shown his dick in the arrival scene the whole movie would have been different

Wasn’t Ken Park an R? That one had multiple dicks and full on teen boys nude and the teen orgy.

Wetlands

Huh? Terminator does show his dick.

>scene with naked male actor
>penis is invisible

>scene with naked woman actor
>penis is erect
>its mine

ah-bloo-bloo

Really???

nice pepe, mind if I save it?
:)

When I was young I hate movies that show men's dicks and butts
But when I got old I think it makes the movie feel real.

they always have a blanket covering conveniently the bathing pants area

>that latent homosexuality
It’s ok user, nothing wrong with liking to suck cocks.

I think I get what you mean, I take a movie more seriously when I see a naked guy and his penis on screen

I just want the scene looks natural and seamless man don't attack me

9 Songs

Life of Brian

I take it less seriously actually, it reminds me of slutty people who one night stand and filmakers using sex to sell, so its actually immature

Well you see it all drip out of her mouth, does that count?

Antichrist but I wouldn't call it kino more like a reddit flick

>man don't attack me
??????

lrn2english phaggot

Just watch porn you degenrates. Also these meta green text threads should be banned.

Has there ever even been a movie with a visible vagina (not porn, covered in pubes, on a baby or some super exclusive director's cut only on Bluray)

You see cunnilingus and some penetration in both volumes of Nymphomaniac. None of it is arousing though.

and whatshername cuts off her vulva on camera in antichrist

>it's your husbando's dingus

>and I'm not even gay

..not ture btw
you're just into cock dude, its ok

>man and woman have sex
>white blanket and sheet

>man sits in bath tub
>there is a table on the tub above his swimming suit area

>man sits on the edge of the tub
>Keeps his legs together and never faces the camera

>man jumps into a lake butt naked
>the camera is always behind him until he emerges from the water

>man pees
>the camera is always behind him

>dead man lying on dissecting table

antichrist used a prosthetic because willem dafoe's real penis is comically large lol

>woman is naked in scene
>vag is obscurred completely
so much for equality

>man in bath tub
>woman comes in
>woman implies that the men mentioned previously requires a lifeguard
>woman implies she will be that lifeguard
>man turns down woman
>woman insists
>man hesitantly says:"okay..."
>They have sex

It's disturbing to me how Hollywood films seem to be more comfortable with showing full on dicks but are shy as fuck about showing some real titties.

For me

>vag is obscured

or they use a body double because their own fucking naked body is just "too valuable" to show on screen.

>and your OTHER penis

>and your other penis

This. The 3D version literally squirts at you.

You only have ONE Peni? SHOW ME