He honest: Would you last longer than Leo did?

He honest: Would you last longer than Leo did?

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Just finished fapping so if she got me up then yes.

>years of incel deathgrip fapping?
EASY

Most of the time when I open the fridge I only look for 30 seconds top then grab a beer.

>wooden strawberry

what did he mean by this

I see what you were going for, but the execution was sloppy.

havent jerked off in a week i would bust on first touch

wood berry

Wood berry

Would bury

Would bury my dick inside

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NO HIPS

>No image of King Arthur

I think, I can barely keep it up

brrrrrrrrrpfffffffttt brrrBRAAAAP

log+aggregate accessory fruit?

i'm on nofap right now, so i'd nut if she looked at me in a suggestive way

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imagine fucking her in her harley quinn makeup

Her tits are too small for me, and she has kind of a fridge body, but dear Lord, that face... I probably could, if I put my mind on something else.

this

I don't like to wear makeup, so it probably wouldn't add anything to the experience for me.

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>I fucked her god damn brains out....
>......for 11 seconds

>Log fruit
???

Leo clearly doesn’t death grip jerk off like me! What a pleb

What exactly is deathgripping? I'm a 26 year old khv, but I've never bothered looking that up even though I easily could. I just want to hear what you anons know about it because whenever I fap, I use a looser grip to gently stroke my pee pee maker because it feels great, especially once the precum starts rolling down.

Don't

i thought i had always fapped normally, but when i lost my virginity at 22 i felt NOTHING and couldn't cum until i made her jack me off as hard/fast as she could for like 6 minutes

I have one of those massage wand vibrators and I press it against the underside of my penis either until I completely finish or until I'm close to finishing and then actually finish myself off with lotion. It's pretty good.

KEK

i'd have a hard enough time getting hard with blando robbie.

it would be alot like fucking a plastic doll.

Would bury?

Yh Iv fucked a decent amount of hookers and it maybe 1 or 2 have made me finish without me having to tug it out myself.
I’m going to start using lube and watching soft core porn so hopefully I’ll sort this out though

Aww, shit.

give me this a we have a deal

sauce

>He honest: Would you last longer than Leo did?
what happened. i haven't seen the film it looked long and boring.

google.com

thank you

you have to be 18 to be here but poison ivy 3

>I'm 30
:'(

but thanks

Log cherry?

do you guys only like margot robbie because she kind of looks like elsa jean?

Reddit comedy

NO ASS

elsa jean is a rachet thot with a pig nose
margot robbie is perfect

could you type that again without the nigger babble

Elsa is repulsive though. Sure, Margot has a fridge vibe, but she's not nearly as trashy as Elsa.

she has a fat pussy tho

naw

Real 4Channers like you make Reddit sound better and better every day.

She's flat (only big tits get me truly excited) and I have the good old deathgrip syndrome so yes.

brehs

It's bad news dude. I lost my virginity at 18 but had been fapping to increasingly extreme and fucked up porn for years. Never realized how tight and furiously I was tugging at my cock until I stuck it in a woman and could barely feel a thing. It's only getting worse as I age too. 24 now and having sex doesn't even seem worth it at all anymore.

That makes me ask: why don't you know?

>cutfags

SUPREME LEL

I can last about 2 hours with any woman honestly if i don't jack off i cannot cum, i would hump her until i realize she already came then i would take care of me.

Good boys make them cum first.

>only 2 hours
you won't be able to keep a gf and satisfy her unless you can last at least 4 hours (of fucking, foreplay not included)

>he doesn't fuck his gf for an entire weekend at a time
surprised you even have one tbqh

I sometimes need to death grip to jerk myself off, but I'll cum in 30 seconds once inside a vagina

What did she look like in real life though? I can't find her

cringe

Jaime Pressly likes Indian and Arab men. Not bringing that to light because I'm a race fetishist, but only because Jaime is like a smalltown girl from North Carolina. I don't know it strikes me as kind of odd.

I don't know who that slut is but she has a legit 10/10 body.

HOOOOYPPPAA
Where she at bruh, where did you get that from

What kind of porn were you watching user?

I'll take whatever daughters she has. Half White half Indian/Arab women can be hot as hell.

*fucks your post for 5 hours*

>Margot Robbie
>Attractive

When will this forced-meme stop?

Never, because she's actually good looking.

Yeah I probably couldn't even get it up with her. Just not attracted.

Hey some of us still like vagined women.
off to your containment board /d/

wow shit

is this some sort of meme.

years of death grip and i have a very quick recharge rate, i've literally jerked off like 12 times in an hour once.

hell, sometimes back to back post orgasms.

I would fug all night long.

I'm uncircumcised and have the exact same experience. Allegedly a month of no fap no porn fixes you but I'm not sure

Is it bad that it takes me hours to cum while fucking but 5 mins or less when jerking off? How long did it take him?

Also were they on drugs or drinking?I don't remember much of this besides titties

Yeah, she's not my type bodywise.

Thicc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fridge

She got that white girl booty. Big hips with a big, floppy ass. It's not quite thicc, but it'll do.

I know you're joking but I literally fucked a girl for 4 and half hours once. She came like 4 times but I didn't, pussy don't feel as good as wanking. She broke up with me the next week because she felt insecure

need higher res pic to know

Bamp

Margot Robbie looked at me and I jizzed in my pants. True story.

>will i am damofoe

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I hate when people look at me because I always forget I'm not wearing glass so I look like an angry asshole squinting.

Brown men in general. Her first baby daddy is Cuban. Her ex husband is Indian. Her second baby daddy is Arab.

lol well unfortunately she's had all boys I think. But I feel ya...that popular YouTuber Safiya from Buzzfeed is like half-Danish/half-Indian I think.

She's in the top percentage of aight lookin' bitches.

Even the ones that are the most beautiful white women in Hollywood are like the top percent of regular looking.

i squirt before i get in! im s ohorny!

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Yes I could beat her in a game of chess

I think this is it.

Would bury my dick in the roastie in OP.

elsa has a disgusting horse pusy

Split hard wood near a seeded red fruit?

Why did you use lookin in one sentence then looking in another

what does that mean?

>be a millionaire
>Settle for a fridge

anything less than a harem of 10 underage girls wouldnt be enough if it was me

>26 khv
JUST.

How does anyone go that long without even kissing a girl. wtf?