What are some of your movie theater pet peeves?

What are some of your movie theater pet peeves?

movie theater pet peeves?
is peeve a breed of falcon?

Niggers talking

what a cutie :3

No racism pls

everybody else

The regal near me always send some faggot teen with a bright orange glow stick to check in during the moving like 3 times a show. That stick always distracts me

Babies and cell phones. That shit is beyond rude.

I find it depressing how much trash is on the floor, but that's more just people being clumsy faggots in the dark. At least it keeps highschool kids employed and learning hard truths about the world.

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you charge me 5 bucks for a snickers i am gonna throw that shit on the floor

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Not an argument, and you might be a retard. A snickers will fit in a pocket you fucking dork. Just exercise some forethought.

I remember that the previews for the conjuring had the clap part as a stinger at the end so when I went to the theater and everybody was doing the fucking clap during the whole movie

Children. Black people can be fun in theaters. I'm autistic so a reactive audience can help make a movie more fun for me.

Clapping during a movie or at the end of a movie for any reason is retarded

Coloreds

clapping at a part or something cool in the movie is understandable (for me at least) but every fucking couple minutes it'd just be *clap clap* *clap clap* from different corners of the theater. I think it was retards trying to scare other audience people but that was the first time people in the crowd basically ruined a movie for me

Every other person in the theater.

People who have clearly gone to see the movie by themselves and not with at least one other person

There was a theatre in Vista called the Krikorian that had a promo before the movie trailers that had a lull in the music where the audience clapped 3 times in quick succession as was apparent tradition, I had to stop going to that theatre because of the malevolent rage it caused me for some reason.

People eating. Makes me sick people can't watch a movie for 2 hours without something to shove in their fat faces.

the penis inspections

They never give enough melted butter with an order of crab legs.

IKTF senpai I went to see Boo 2 and there was a fucking birthday party with like 12 middle schoolers i sat next to the niggers

The 5 year stints in the popcorn mines for being caught unshowered and single.

My hawk license expired and hood non standard so they tagged me as a single.

Butter Dwarf gangs are no joke

Just throw it in the trash douche bag. Buying the snickers doesn't give you the right to be a jerk

black people
hispanic people with their 15 kids at R rated movies
teenagers

What on Earth are you talking about??

what..... are YOU talking about?

I pee on the floor during movies because I don't want to miss anything.

Sitting through all the fucking trailers and how loud the theater itself it.

You know he's keeping kids employed by doing that? Nothing to clean up - fewer employees

who is this semen demon?

I went to see How to train your dragon 2 in theatres with a friend once and her brother. Both super SJW and NO FUN ALLOWED kind of people.
During the movie one kid sitting two rows behind us and they keep talking and yelling out shit like "uh oh the dragon" "I'm the president"
fucking weird shit like that.
My friend eventually gets fed up and turns around and tells him to shut up without leaving her seat.
She does this several times yelling at him during the movie but nothing happens.
After the movie we get up to leave and er finally see the boy who was talking during the movie.
He was a full retard, with a handler and dino arms and everything.
My friend is horrified that she yelled at him, her brother has to calm her down.
I couldn't stop laughing.

We don't talk anymore.

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i like to rub my penis against the back of the head of the woman sitting in front of me until i ejaculate. my pet peeve is when she calls the police.

I go to the theater by myself every weekend and the theater I go to does reserved seating. I hate when people pick the seats right next to me when the theater has 15 rows and there are maybe 10 other people in the theater

i watched civil war and got stuck next to some brain dead idiot who kept turning to the person they were with every five seconds to ask what the character's name was even though they'd been told like ten billion times in the first half hour

Tell him to stfu?

When some pasty white guy goes and sits by himself. Like I wanna enjoy the movie, not worry about Donnie Darko over there shooting up the theater. Just get some friends ffs lmao.

I went to a film festival with my father once, watched a pretty good crime flick. Everybody claps at the end besides us, him and I look at each other like we're in a room full of retards. Then the director and cast walk from the back to the front for a Q&A and the director makes direct eye contact with me as I realize what just happened.

Literally any voluntary noise from the audience. Eating or drinking should be punishable by death.