Sits next to obnoxious person in theater

>Sits next to obnoxious person in theater
>It's movie's fault

>doesn't sit as far as possible from group of basketball-Americans

>it is movie is fault is

>sits next to user
>DID YOU SEE THAT?
>DON"T TELL ME YOU DIDN"T SEE THAT
>DID HE JUST DO WHAT HE DID?
>OMG OMG I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RN

He was critiquing the theater going experience in general and how it can negatively your impression of a movie.

>sitting next to people
I bet you fags talk to people too

sure we do weirdo

>its a "colors and quips make a movie good" episode
when will jay stop making these?

lol at that point they were talking about disney, not the movie itself you mongoloid

my girlfriend is literally sleeping with her head in my lap as i type this

t. literally didn't understand the words coming out of Mike's mouth

Seriously, are we on school break right now or something?
So many turdposters around lately.

Oh but he recommended it by the end. It's a Marvel movie user, those checks don't write themselves

Are American cinemas really that bad? I go to the movies like 3 times a month and I've never had anything close to an experience like this.

I went to see the Emoji Movie with my friends (we are milennials) and a dad came over to us after the film and said "next time you guys watch a kid's movie, shut the fuck up"

Felt bad desu bc their kid just wanted a good time. But we had lots of keks so it was worth it

>possessive apostrophe

christ they've really overstayed their welcome

>watching Paul Blart
>hilarity ensues
>"Look mommy I can do it too"
*shits in Mike's popcorn bucket*

they're drunks from the midwest that are starting to go senile.

I have never heard of anyone outside of America having a bad movie experience

>possessive apostrophe
>for "its"
go back to middle school please

Wasn't referring to "it's"
>it is movie is fault is
>movie is
"movie's" is possessive, not a contraction for "movie is"

>Admits that obnoxious person tarnished his viewing of the film
>Gave it a recommendation at the end
It's the movie's fault.

Do you have a learning disability?

Well I've never heard of anyone in Europe making a good movie, so it evens out

Woah you have a gf?

It clearly affected his rating of this movie you literal autistic person.
>Lack of empathy. People with autism may have difficulty understanding another person's feelings

I've had a couple. I'm adverse to annoying sounds, if I hear something that bothers me then I focus on it.

One time a guy kept struggling to breath through his nose for about half a movie. I wanted to punch his fucking face and throw him out of the theatre.

Your fucking language is literally made for mentally handicapped people with its lack of cases, sexes and other things and STILL you manage to shit yourself.

Have you ever heard about someone from America having a good flight experience?

>it's (the) movie's fault
>it is the fault of the movie
l2eng

What should he have done then? Elbow his teeth out?