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oh, what could have been
Burtonesque Deco-Punk Superman with Retro-Futurism would've been unironically kino de la cinematique
We could have had "HOW COME SUPERMAN IS SAD AND DOESN'T SMILE" 20 years earlier
Could they have made his jock strap any MORE obvious?
Post Kevin Smith talking about the producer
We could have had the best Superman ever with Cage.
>ywn see this
Worst timeline
Why was this cancelled?
this would have been 2xkino bvS
>We got Wild Wild West instead of this.
Smith should have been a stand-up comic. I like his movies and all, but it's where he shines the most. Even his podcast pales compared to his solo stage performances.
The director must have been mad. They gave him a fucking cape! REEEEEEEEEEEE
Less capes, more spiders!
He's too ugly.
Let's see how you look after being stung by The BEEES for an hour, pretty boy. I'm sure you won't be pretty no more.
NO
NOT THE BEES
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When he talk about the spider in Wild Wide West hahaha. It can't be real.
This producer must have had some strange encounter with a spider as a kid
I'm legitimately sad right now.
AAAARGH THEY'RE IN MY EYES
How can they be in your eyes if your eyes aren't real?
Neil diamond was also supposed to be super man
In the late 80s/early 90s, a young John Cusack was supposed to be Spider-Man.
my sides
Prime cage wasn't ugly at all you fucking pleb
Life is a game that plays you
In late 40s Raimi was directing Spider-Man movie that was bit different
>you will never see Nic Cage running through the streets yelling "I'm a Kryptonian" repeatedly
Incredible
it's amazing how calm and witty kevin smith is here compared to now. it's the fucking weed man
The black boots with the red briefs is an interesting choice.
Kevin Smith tells that story every chance he gets. I've heard him tell that story in at least 5 different productions.
>tfw no Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian