I dedicated my life to putting salmon in rice

>i dedicated my life to putting salmon in rice
am I supposed to be impressed by that?

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>Anybody posting on a anonymous Korean origami forum judging somebody who mastered a certain skill he wanted to and dedicated his life to his passion

>gave women smaller portions compared to men
Fuck off, he's /ourguy/

It’s so corny how the whole world pretends sushi is some respectable thing just because japs are so autistic about it

takes 350$ for a 15min meal. yea you have to be impressed by that.

O MY 1000 DOLLAR SUSHI

>I've seen Togarashi with Escolar and Avocado glittering on Nori and Makisu
Okay?

you can charge for that too, super exclusive, no one ever had that kind of meal. just saying, being a super virgin isnt the same

that makes sense since women are like 10-20 kg smaller than males.

>for a 15min meal
I don't want to be a sushi snob, but in the style of sushi of high class places like that, they deliver pieces in sets of one or two bit by bit. It can take closer to an hour for a full meal.

>mastered a certain skill
>puts raw fish on soggy rice
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

youtube.com/watch?v=wqDaZsgR5zg
>fry an egg (yourself)
>put some grass on it
>put some potato chips on it

>the next dish will be ants on a cabbage leaf

wa la that will be $600 please
btw, we are the worlds no 1 restaurant

Jesus Christ.

They were only half as big though.

>served on a teflon
thanks for the cancer buddy

damn this place should be the most respectable thing in the universe then.

The worst part? It all tastes the fucking same.
Sushi is a generally bland kind of food.

>made thousands of yen just by putting raw fish on soggy rice
who's the real genius here, user?

>I'm a soulless autist japanese who put salmon and rice before everyone else
>even before the love towards my family

People like him don't deserve respect. You sacrifice everything to be the best at something.

1000s of yen isn't that much you retard

Jiro is overrated

There are many similar starred Michelin sushi restaurants that aren't as pretentious as him

didnt they say 15-20 min in the documentary ?

If I had the money, i'd love to get a ticket just to fly alll the way over there and find the little restaurant he works at.
I'd gladly hand over as much money as he charged, and would sit there patiently as he painstakingly prepared my sushi.
He'd lay the plate in front of me, where i'd slowly reach into my pocket and pull out my bottle of ketchup.
I'd savor the look of confusion on his face as I sat it on the counter and opened the top.
Then, i'd look him straight in the eyes as I poured it all over the top of his creation before eating the whole thing in one careless bite.

fucking kek

not in UK or USA, lol

I understand a lot of high dining is pretentious, I also understand its a world I'm removed from, small portions, special ingredients and people in that world genuinely enjoy it...

But this is probably the snobbiest arrogant thing I ever fucking saw.

It's an Egg. a fucking egg.

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>paying the same amount for less
>makes sense

There's literally thousands of it. That's a lot. Retard.

he wouldn't give a shit tho

Lol a fried egg you cook yourself is "fine dining" now apparently

Wasn't there a story a while ago about a tourist that left a bad review because she wanted him to cook the fish for her (and obviously he refused)? Basically the same thing

But he dreamed about it...

never had $350 a roll sushi before but I've had anywhere between $4 and $50

and yes the differences between $4 sushi and $50 sushi are staggering.

>i dedicated my life to shitposting
am I supposed to be impressed by that?

the fuck? how much are people paying for this?

Lol, you poor fuck, you are probably working at Taco Bell, don't you?
Real men get these things comped

Imagine going to a fancy Zimbabwean restaurant where they charge $300 for mud cookies

This raw fish riceball bs is the biggest scam in history

just reminding you that is the signature dish of what was 3 times in a row rated the worlds best restaurant

Pic is another of their dish, crackers and cheese. Maybe you are just too much of a pleb to appreciate this?

>wa la

btw, most of the up-end sushi price comes from the meat. Top quality bluefin tuna is expensive as fuck
sushi.com/articles/top-3-most-expensive-fish-for-sushi-ever-purchased
not to mention it has to be literally catched the same day as it's prepared

>catched

>not to mention it has to be literally catched the same day as it's prepared
It's raw fucking fish, you'd probably die if it wasn't the case

Even my shitty landlocked country has cheap ass pizzeria with fresh seafood

>cook the meal yourself and pay hundreds of dollars for it

me no englando
it's not too big of a problem in Japan, but it still complicates logistics, and drives price up. And if you want to eat a good sushi, in let's say, Berlin, you have to pay up

1000 yen is about 10 dollars.

>this is what neoliberalism wants you to aspire to

disgusting

>Destroys his children's hopes and dream and forces them to become sushi chefs

Was it autism?

i must have been a girl on free slab of wild Alaskan salmon day

these are the most entertaining threads tbph

Sushi is pretty overpriced in general. You can a pound of sushi grade tuna or salmon for like $22 if you know where to look, and that's enough to make 12 rolls. Rice, vinegar, and seaweed don't cost shit, so you can make a dozen rolls for a little over $2 each. They charge you $8 for the same thing even in a cheap restaurant.

>snobs looking down on plebs by paying 100x more for the food they eat.

>1000
>Not a lot

We're not talking about burger-coins. Dumshit

Asking from a position of self identified immense ignorance, is sushi as bland as it looks?

>dude, 1,000 pennies is a lot of pennies, lmao

The eternal Dane strikes again. How can other scandicucks even compare?

sushi fuckin sucks I don’t get why everybody jizzes all over themselves about it

Top zoz

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Becaue you've never had any good sushi. Store bought sushi sucks ass. Restaurants not dedicated to japanese cuisine can't make good sushi.

So many people can't even get the rice part of sushi right, it's fucking hillarious.

>dude you just didn’t have the right kind of raw fish and rice wrapped in seaweed
kys my man sushi sucks

This! kill yourself sushi loving FAGGOT

I like sushi, but that means I even like cheap all you can eat places. Stop being an elitist faggot. Some people just don't like the taste of raw fish.

Good sushi is great. It's rare though. Even in japan most of the sushi you can buy is sub-par.

Think of it like a burger. Most of the shit you can buy is fucking gross (and it's also getting smaller and smaller). Some restaurants can make a really great 'real' burger though.

Raw fish doesn't taste like much. How can people hate the taste of something that doesn't even tatse of anything?

>think of this uncooked slice of fish like it’s a cooked food
just give up dude, no geisha will blow you for defending her shitty wakanaka roll

Once again, we are talking about JAPANESE MONEY not US MONEY

You need to learn to read. Fucking Americans needs a better education.

$600 I read

Sushi is the best food in the world by far

Because they eat same portions as men.

>put soy sauce all over sushi it took him a couple minutes to prepare
>he just gives you a funny look and continues on with the next course
Boy that autistic outburst was worth the thousands in airfare, lodging and food.

god damn japs are fucking stupid

>fish on rice
>you cant make omelettes until you're 50 years old

never tried "sushi" and never will

>what are you looking at smoothskin?

Sigh. I wish I was as enterprising and shameless.

Personally I'd say it depends more on the place you go to, for example there's an all you can eat sushi place near me that costs $20 per person but the quality of sushi there is pretty weak even compared to supermarket stuff (besides their eel sushi), whereas the conveyor belt place a little ways away costs around the same depending on how many and what exact plates you get, but the quality is much better and the fish is actually fresh.

He wouldn't care, but would think of you as a moron and refuse service

his sushi place does not accept non japs without a chaperone.

>not taking a camping stove to deep fry it

All these sushi virgins whilst I am a sashimi Chad.

Thai food>chinese food>>>american chinese food>>>>>japanese food

More like Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape.

I think you're the retarded one here senpai

I've never had a good experience at conveyor belt sushi places, but occasionally I'll find an all you can eat place that is good.

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>thai food
muh coconuts and chilly
>chinese food
muh stuffed rice balls
>american chinese food
muh greasy mess
>japanese food
muh uncooked fishies

Edge of tomorrow

This is like the kilo of feathers vs a kilo of steel bit. Please keep it up, y'all.

Cool b8 fag

Now your bringing the EU into this like it's relevant. Let me break it down into small, digestible pieces so hopefully you won't choke on such a hard concept.

X = 1

X * 1000 is a lot of X

Hopefully this simple algebra didn't allude you.

But these go to 11.

Juan likes Rice and Chicken is the true kino

How much X is a lot of X? Is 999 still a lot?

>breaking news, things tend to cost less when you do it on your own

The main point that was made was that the jap was succesful earning thousands of yen, when in fact that's not that succesful.

>friend brings me to a nigger restaurant
>I think it's going to be bananas and monkey brains
>it's actually all about muh peanut butter
>peant butter sauce, peanut butter soup, peanut butter cookies, peanut butter toppings, etc.

wtf I love niggers now!

Is millions of thousands not a lot?

>>chinese food
>muh stuffed rice balls
what

Debatable as it's 1 X less than a lot

You have no point as you keep blabbering on about the petrodollar and say nothing about the JAPANESE cost of living.

> (You)
>Debatable as it's 1 X less than a lot
So how much exactly is a lot? I mean, I tried this once with grains of sand I was piling up and couldn't tell when I had a heap.

$1000 of yen actually gets you a lot in japan, everything is really cheap there. You can live on a US salary there one year the rest of your life.