"Han i knew Yoda years ago"

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"This crazy adventure we're having is almost as WEIRD and FUN and FOR ALL AGES as the one we had just a few years before we met Luke"

"chewie will your wife and kid not wonder where you are"

Skywalker...rawrrr...now that I think if it, there was a famous Jedi general called Skywalker, who won almost every battle he fought in.
>I thought the Jedi were mythical?
Nah brah, I fought alongside their leader in the Clone Wars.
>Y-you did?
Yeah...rawrrr...I'm actually quite a big deal. I was General Tarfful's right-hand man and helped lead the Wookie forces at the Battle of Kashyyyk.
>No shit?
No shit, Han. I don't talk about it much because I'm modest af.

"han I seen several jedi on hologram chat"

What is Emilia Clarke doing there

They patched that plothole by having Chewbacca's memory deleted by Bail Organa at the end of RotS
It's like you didn't even bother to watch the movie

>not only that
>i am actually personally responsible for getting yoda off of the planet safely

>"Say Anakin, have their been any developments on the whereabouts of your apprentice; Ahsoka Tano? She was a huge part of your life, so I hope she turns up. While we're on the subject, why does no one seem to mention her? Also, why does no one bring up how Darth Maul and his brother caused havoc in the galaxy as well?"

>"I seriously need to get some vacation so I can visit my gf, the Queen of Mandalore."

One good (you) deserves another

(you)
happy?

>Where do you think we are?

She was cast in this movie well over a year ago. What's weird to me is that you clearly don't care about the movie yet you're here in this thread. Why?

"han the jedi were assainated by clone troops order 66 everyone knows about it"

we want the got bucks

Reminder that we're going to get stuck with some Rebels-tier CG cartoon about Luke's Jedi Temple before Kylo/Ben betrayed everyone.
Why they gotta do this to Luke?

Maybe Chewie and Han never had that conversation about Jedis and the Force. Why would they? Due to the purges and control of information, direct knowledge of the Force was a closely held secret. Characters like Chewbacca who were alive during the Jedi's heyday had at best indirect knowledge of what the Force is and what it can do. They also knew that in the current climate the Empire created, the topic of Jedis and the Force was not a safe one to have. The Jedi were demonized. When we met Han, he was grounded in his own world and his own view of the universe, which didn't include the Jedi and their ways.

So when Chewie talks to Ben in Mos Esley he is interested and sees a man who looks and acts like a Jedi. Maybe the first one he has seen in over 20 years. Chewie isn't sure about Ben, but he wants to know more and agrees to introduce Ben and Luke to Han and hopefully come to an agreement that would give them passage. Chewie is curious and if Ben is a Jedi like the ones he had known before, then Ben could be a powerful ally and whatever Ben is trying to accomplish is worthwhile.

Now Chewbacca has been working with Han for awhile now, long enough to know that if Chewbacca is going to have a conversation with Han about Jedis and the Force, Han needed to see things for himself first hand, otherwise the conversation would be pointless.

I'm sure Chewie and Luke had at least one Jedi conversation about Yoda. When Luke is questioned by Yoda about who he is looking for, Luke says "A Great Warrior". That is a description of Yoda Chewbacca would have been able to pass on to Luke. Ben didn't. Ben was pretty tame with his decription of Yoda, but Chewbacca might have said something along the lines of
"Yoda? yeah I know him. He was a little green jedi who helped lead us in a battle once. I saw him cut off two Clone Troopers heads off with a single blow. By Wookie standards he was considered a great warrior. Haven't seen or heard anything about him for over 20 years."

>that face when they probably won't even have Hamill do Luke's voice even though Hamill is an experienced voice actor

Crazy how Darth Vader got his suit when he was basically still an edgy pubescent faggot. Imagine him walking around in his suit acting like angsty Haiden Christensen for a half-decade or so. Or maybe he immediately matured into his Darth Vader persona instead of, you know, slowly growing into that by being shaped and moulded by many years of experience, introspection and exposure to the dark side as you might have assumed watching the Originals.

Nobody can understand russians, they just humor them because they're frightening, like with Bulgarian people

>Or maybe he immediately matured into his Darth Vader persona
He didn't, there are tons of books about young Darth Vader.

The wookie language does not include past tenses.
I'm actually pretty sure Luke didn't tell anyone jack shit about his training.

>he's an expert on Star Wars spin-offs

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Just ignore the prequels when you watch the movies.

t. prequel apologist

You're an expert at sucking my dick.

>tfw they'll probably have pre-Kylo Ben be some bratty little shit instead of showing how he was slowly corrupted by Snoke for the sake of making Rey look even more perfect in retrospect
JUST

>"Oh Ahsoka, right Obi-Wan... when I fight with you on Mustafar and I get burnt to near death and Darth Sidius saves me and puts me in robotic suit and makes a Darth Vader of me, I'll kill her in some weird LED pyramid because she will try to save some weird guy who has blaster lightsaber. She was a good friend."

how many memes can fit in one film

Also I will look completely normal under my suit

"Luke did I ever tell you about the Inquisitors? They could use the power of spinning lightsaber to levitate themselves. They were a good enemies."

>Imagine him walking around in his suit acting like angsty Haiden Christensen for a half-decade or so.
So literally Kylo Ren?

>a good enemies

holy shit, motherfucker mike's gonna be in star wars?

>Maybe Chewie and Han never had that conversation about Jedis and the Force. Why would they?
How far down your throat is Lucas' slimy greasy cheesy tiny short fat cock?

Why is it impossible to have a Star Wars discussion without an army of shrieking autists whining about how everyone is a shill?

>Darth Vader built C-3PO as an eight year-old

Could Glover not even look happy?

He's an accomplished method actor so he's likely staying in character as Lando.

Hah, he's the true grumpy successor of Harrison Ford. He's going to phone it in from here on.

he's trying to look like a ''serious actor'' now

notice how he's got his arm out passive aggressively invading han's space

>I feel like there is a great dark side power lurking out there
>No, not Darth Maul. No, not his brother Savage Opress. I don't think its Assari Ventress either. It isn't Dooku. I thought it might have been that evil force god that Yoda fought, but it isn't him either. Nor is it it the spirit of Darth Bane. I sense an evil out there different than all of those

Posts making fun of the movies using EU knowledge are great.

Halfway through the bellybutton.

>implying anyone has ever, or will ever, suck your dick

Can't really ruin the movie if it was never going to be good in the first place

t. expert at sucking dicks

This thread has me in tears, both kinds of tears

You're the first person to say shill

>Skywalker...rawrrr...now that I think if it, there was a famous Jedi general called Skywalker, who won almost every battle he fought in.
What? It was a fact known by everyone that Luke was the son of Clone wars General and Jedi master Anakin skywalker, and that he was killed by Darth Vader.

>I thought the Jedi were mythical?
No he didn't, he thought the power of the force was fake. Even if chewie told Han about Yoda on Kashyyyk, it would still make sense for Han to believe that any magical feat would be just tricks.Yoda also was pretty tame with his powers except against Sith lords.

Nice try shit lord. Try harder next time, kiddo.

"Luke, did I ever tell you about Yuuzhan Vong? The super advanced insect race from different galaxy that sought to annihilate all life in our galaxy as we know it? They were the reason why Sheev Palpatine tried to unify us under one Empire so we could stand a chance against them but we were too busy blowing up his star destroyers and death stars.
They were good friends"

>Han i knew Yoda years ago
>who?
>yoda
>Who's that?
>the master jedi that is training luke in dagobah
>luke is being trained by a master jedi in dagobah? but he never told that to us.
>oh yeah, OP is just a faggot.

>"Dude, your dad built me when he was 5 lmao"

something I don't get about star wars, why are there multiple intelligent species living at the same time and in peace? every time that shit happened in real one genocided the other into extinction

How can he hold anything with those fingers?

Because it's really just a fantasy story set in space, and multiple races/species are a cornerstone of that genre.

They aren't at peace, they have wars, they hunt each other, they have other conflicts. It's just that the biggest, meanest, most brutal regime of humans came along and Charlemagne'd the fuck out of all of them and made them pay space taxes.

but the "gangs" that kill each other are multi-species

there are humans in both sides, it isn't humans vs cheewakas or shit like that

I have autism: the post

>someone engages in creative writing by playing doubles advocate
>it's "autism"

But enough about your post.

Literally all in Clone Wars or Rebels cartoon, both of which are canon.

>no you see a new company bought it and decided what was canon and some jew said this wasn't even though it was better and I defend it
fuck you

..."EU" doesn't mean non-canon, it means Expanded Universe. Anything that's not the movies is Expanded Universe.

Luke, unlike MaRey Sue, didn't understand wookie langauge, so he'd have to have used a translator like Han to understand Chewie.

every movie after iv is expanded universe too

The best cure for prequelitis is sitting through them. Attack of the Clones is nearly two and a half hours.

each race has their planet and then therea are multispecies planets
technological development and women working has made every race had a negative fertlity rate so there are no resource problem
this is why there's turmoil before the empire, no new consumers are being created and there's no foreing galaxy migrants

LOL at all you pathetic virgins arguing over manchildren films and their continuity. grow up faggots

You realize that all Star Wars movies are the exact same length.

Luke, I battled and killed jedi in the geonosis arena. Oh gosh!

why did chewi, crp0 and artoo had to appear? lucas was a hack

He's still alive you know.

The Phantom Menace is 15 minutes longer than ANH, and AotC is slightly longer. And besides, how long is Fellowship of the Ring? 3 hours? The point is that FotR isn't garbage, so it's bearable to sit through it.

Chewy has got to be at least 120 years old?
Quite chipper for an old bloke

with all the time spent with cgi planets and unnecesary scenes it's a shame we didn't saw the trade federation planet

Reminder that Joruss and Luuke were EU kino disliked only by disneylets.

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If that was your point, that first post did a horrible job of conveying it. Nevertheless, it's true that if a movie is good, you hardly notice the length. Whereas even a short movie, if it is boring, will feel like it takes forever. Inherent Vice is 2 and a half hours and it just flies by because it's great.

the problem with disney taking over the eu was that they changed what happened before the clone wars wich wasn't necesary, they should've kept tales of the jedi and kotor and all of that and just change what happened after
hell, they could've kept dark empire and the pulp things in the cargo ship could be yuzang vongs

Well okey, I should have been more clear.

you see it in The Force Unleashed 2 and it sucks ass

luke and c3po are step brothers

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not the same, that's cato neimodia, it appears in rots, in the order 66, plo koon gets killed there

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Just his 12 inch dong. Its used to portray the worm thingy that comes out of the asteroid. Hiring e-celebs and putting makeup on their dick is still cheaper than 3D CGI

There is a guy that looks and sounds a like a young Han but instead they get a professional ac-
>acting coach
Fuck this timeline.

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>Luke did I ever tell you about Ezra and Kanan? They were both Jedi that fought the empire during the dark times. I fought them once but let them get away, then chased them to the same LED pyramid I fought my former apprentice in. Even though they were extremely active and public figures for the rebellion no one seems to believe Jedi exist

>doubles advocate

I'd trust this user to write the next Star Wars film than anyone at Disney.

That guy is shit. I've actually seen Alden Ehrenreich in movies and he's quite a good actor. He'll be a great Han.

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Oh my fucking god that game sucked so much, it was what like 4 hours long at best?

WHAT ARE SOME GOOD STAR WARS GAMES, BROS?

We've entered meme territory.
I mean, we're deep in meme territory now.

Maybe han was just chewbaccas atheist friend, maybe they'd had several debates about the force over the years

I liked Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy. They do an admirable job of trying to implement lightsaber combat into a video game. But there really aren't many good Star Wars games.