JUST

JUST

Incoming fiddling accusation

he could literally get any vagina he wants to

hes into hairy guy assholes though

that prenup is ruining his life

I know that feel cloonster, I know it

Minus the success and good looks

>everything I do bombs
>no one likes my stand
>I'm stepping back

kek

Yeah but look at him being so humble! Bet that "old tired dog" act will bring him another shower of pussy

women are perfectly capable of choosing their own sexual partners
what a fucking pig

Where is George Clooney and what did that ancient shriveled little Indian man do with him?

>not waxing
gross

He looks like the guy that gets the AIDS.

In the interview where he says this, the female interviewers were literally falling on his dick and begging him to do more romantic comedies

Clooney hasn't been relevant since the 90s. early 2000s tops

>BUY THIS FUCKING COFFEE
Fuck off Clooney I just wanted to watch Blade Runner.

just give me a billion dollars?

How can one man be so conceited?

>taking a picture of your screen

>go from acting to directing literally one of the most prestigious things someone in the biz can do
>just
More like just kill yourself OP.

This dudes charisma literally amounted to standing around and looking good.

>online article
>take picture of it with camera
>filename is still named 'screenshot'
this picture has gone through a few rounds before it hit Sup Forums i guess

>Dude is nearly 60 years old
>Thinks he shouldn't do movies where he's the charming male leading banging chicks

I see nothing wrong with this, especially if he'll focus on directing. Clooney's always done interesting political pet projects. Good Night, and Good Luck is pure kino.

dude basically acknowledges that he's always been a shitty actor but got into movies because he was hot.

George used to be so dreamy in ER. God I feel old now.

...

He's a has-been who believes himself to be a great director now.

It's that simple.

Dude just sold a tequila company for 1 billion USD, got a wife, focused on directing, and rumour has it he wants to run for president. If the last one is true, then maybe he wants to be taken more seriously

Directed a flop.

And? Everybody flops sometimes in the entertainment businesses.

So he looks like you?

not me

DUDEE !

He looks so old.
Good decision.

early 2010's you mean.

>Never cross me again

I'm pretty sure he means as a character in a movie.

You know he is gonna get impeached right magapede ? Your president was a failure

So he steps down because he would have to have onscreen romances with women of his age? Gasp!

Maybe he just wants to retire and enjoy his money, tumblr.

>He'll never win the primaries
>He'll drop put
>Oh shit
>He'll never become presodent
>The odds are waaay against him
>Oh shit.
>He'll never build a wall
>Oh shit
*You are here*
>He'll get impeached THIS time.

Everyone who crosses based Donald gets TRUMP'D. The curse is real.

>"Clooney, George. Reportedly a nice guy. Slut. Possibly swinging for both fences. Like lumberjacks, likes to try on women's clothes. May have a serious gambling problem."

ONE
WHOLE
YEAR
of
BUTTHURT

should've starred more in capeshit clooney

>By Maria Pasquini @mlsqueenz
For fuck's sake

POO

He didnt do shit and you both faggots know it #maga bitch ass cucks

I just asked the girl I think I'm dating (I'm not sure if she thinks we're dating or not yet) if she thinks this is true and she said maybe his confidence is low but he could still get women off just his eyes and voice alone.

3 of those movies were hits, 2 were modest hits. A few of them were up for Oscars. He's made a lot of kino in his 20+ year career. I'm sure he got paid a lot to star in those films, not to mention selling his tequila company for almost a billion dollars recently.

Up in the Air - Syndicated classic
The American - kino
The Ides of March - Fantastic Film
The Descendants - Pure Comedy
Gravity - Changed the Game
The Monuments Men - ...
Tomorrowland - Absolute horseshit but I blame Brad Bird
Hail, Caesar - Kino Comedy
Money Monster - Future syndicated classic

He's got a pretty damn good success rate.

Holy shit! BTFO

>I just asked the girl I think I'm dating (I'm not sure if she thinks we're dating or not yet)

i dont think ive ever seen fucking morgan freeman with a girl in a movie, like ever, and he has no problems getting roles

george clooney just got a billion dollars from some alcohol label deal, hes stepping away because he doesnt need to act anymore, he's wealthier than any celebrity could hope to be

because of his fame & money obviously you stupid geek, his looks have obviously waned past the point of being attractive to the majority of prime women which is what he means in regards to the character he plays in movies

>>i dont think ive ever seen fucking morgan freeman with a girl in a movie

Holy shit. What the fuck is that about

F I N A L L Y
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Michael Clayton is his best film

>handsome actor who is rich af steps back from acting
>JUST

kys

...

he hasn't been for at least a decade now

Imagine STILL believing this

I fucking hate George Clooney, especially when he gets political, but Good Night and Good Luck was GOAT

you gotta hang onto something
but jesus, yeah, these people are so far gone, theres no bother reasoning with crazy, just try to ignore them, and hope they eventually stop selling their koolaid

>syriana
>michael clayton
>burn after reading
>confessions of a dangerous mind

rip clooneykino ;_;

with all that money having no kid means he's gay

literally has 2 kids

He's mad that Tom Cruise can still get the girl.

It's kind of disheartening when you realize literally all straight women would cheat just to fuck this guy. There's no point in dating because all women want is Chad.

He's worth 600 million after selling his boiled fruit water company he made like a year ago.

he didn't own it all

he became a billionaire from selling his Tequila company. He doesn't need Hollywood anymore.

>Money Monster - Future syndicated classic
What do you mean?
Also I watched it, thought it was, good enough.

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