Is a completely forgettable mediocre flick

>Is a completely forgettable mediocre flick
>Suddenly out of nowhere one of the greatest action scenes of all time
>Afterwards goes back to being shit

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Killer soundtrack, handsome woman, hour and a half well spent!

it was ok

It was fine. The twist was unnecessary since we didn't know char's backstory. She's super cute in that style, 2tall4me though and has 2 niglet children.

Charlie Theron is literally African

>the story of a lesbian spy in east berlin

the soundtrack was good too, but otherwise I agree. Meh movie, then awesome fight, then more meh.

>AMC Pacer in 1989 Berlin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>one of the greatest action scenes of all time

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>let's make the same movie, but with a black woman

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well it was made by the same guy who did John Wick

killer nigger would be a better title

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>imdb.com/title/tt6421110/
she was barely okay in Person of Interest. She can't fucking lead an action movie

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That skateboard beatdown to 99 luftballons is the greatest piece of cinema in decades

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great music, theron was hot as fuck, some kino lez scenes and a great fight scene.

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I really doubt that claim of "one of the greatest action scenes of all time"

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w-woah is he /ourguy/?

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Unironically exactly how I felt.
I was expecting it to be a female neon John Wick and it's not even slightly that.
It's still fairly good. But then the ending completely shat the bed

They should've ended it after the big action piece.

That accounts for her boerish behavior.

didnt watch the movie
was she literally a lesbian lesbian or did she just seduce another hot girl for information or something

both

OK, you have convinced me user.

2 hottest weird waifus of each year making out, daamn
>furiosa - amputee emperor-warrior
>mummyfu - undead princess-warrior
ultimate geek fantasy?

i hate how obvious it is that those are silicone ice cubes.

>handsome woman

She's literally a goddess.

>>Is a completely forgettable mediocre flick
>>Suddenly out of nowhere one of the greatest action scenes of all time
>>Afterwards goes back to being shit
Isn't this the case with 90% of action films that nerds hype up online?

Yeah but there should be at least 4 or more great action sequences like The Raid.

[*] Delphine
youtube.com/watch?v=OWiigbnIprs

>ultimate geek fantasy?
you could try not being a filthy pleb

Shes got such an ugly face and NO tits whatsoever
But I cant stop staring at this gangly weirdo

Sofia Boutella was hot

she was kinda implied to be bi but this is accurate

>whatsoever
She clearly has them.

those aren't tits

>not even a handful
I stand partially corrected, but those are still pathetic

>geek
Do you want me to tell you how I know you're new here, my friend?

same
seems like it's 'bout'all-eyes

Too much porn

she's not the usual beauty, but you can't even say she's ugly. there's definitely something odd that makes her attractive tho

>cant even
I can and did.
Dull brown eyes. I like the two iris thing they did in the Mummy, tho. What was the reason for that in-story?

Yep. Her unusual attractiveness made her great photo model too. Sporty, fit body made it into a niche. For example promoting Nike products.

is someone going to post the action scene or what?

No actual story reason but double eyes are part of very old demonic folklore.

>open toe socks

Is nobody going to discuss stairway scene which lasted 8 min but looked like one-take ??

Two-iris eyes had no story reason in "The Mummy" but they are part of old folklore.
Whole thing is based on rare eye condition but in old times they had no enough knowledge, so they related every mutation with something supernatural or demonic.
It is called Polycoria, and isn't really as impressive as they did in "Mummy" but still looks strange.

fine ill watch this shit. didnt want to cus women lol.

They are both kinda fucked up.
Theron is beat to pulp, and Sofia is strangled to death

This is unironically my fetish

>mfw that cinema scene where Stalker is shown in the background
Literally kino.

She was bi (the agent killed in the beginning was her boyfriend), but she liked the French girl and used her both to get info and to get off.

That's how a lot of mediocre action flicks work.
They spend all the effort and extra cash on one good scene so the movie actually has something for people to talk about ("you've seen x yet? it has this x scene and crazy!") for a few days before moving on.

MCAVOY HAMMED IT UP WAY TOO MUCH AT THE END

THE FIGHTS ARE LAUGHABLE AS USUAL, 1 GOOD HIT TO THE HEAD FROM ANY OF THOSE 300LB GOONS WOULD KNOCK HER OUT COLD, SHE TAKES OUT LIKE 100 OF THEM HAND TO HAND

OVERDID THE 80S NEON MEME AND THE SOUNDTRACK BUT STILL WORKED WELL IN PARTS

MY THEATER WAS NEARLY EMPTY, MOVIE MUSTA BOMBED

The wrong Germany died

I don't know why everyone went gaga over this. Geena Davis was doing this shit 20 years ago.

This is how I felt too. Amazing action, great character, totally wasted on a movie trying to be smart and failing. I was really disappointed because from the trailers I really expected something like female John Wick.

THIS SHIT WAS DANK, AHEAD OF ITS TIME

FEMME NIKITA TONGUE IN CHEEK 90S EDITION, HIGHLY ENTERTAINING

This isn't even the only Atomic Blonde ripoff coming out next year, dude.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZQUBjoGm1ls

Tbh, if this movie went full female John Wick, Sup Forums would complain about a woman being unrealistically badass.

Dare I say, this looks kino?

>>Suddenly out of nowhere one of the greatest action scenes of all time
Doubt

>mfw Lorraine uses the typically American insult "cocksucker"

I actually enjoyed the entire movie very much. Then again, I'm a sucker for the Cold War and spies.

bump for moar sofi and/or theron

stop all-caps shitposting

dumping few better ones

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What action scene, the one that places in the museum of kino?

I liked the movie overall. Really nice soundtrack, solid action overall, and even though it was a bit predictable the editing and cinematography kept me engaged. I really loved the part where she was escorting the guy through the parade in particular.

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pretty sure they fucked IRL

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seems like she loves this pose, lol

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legs to die for

and feet too

knows how to use them

either as Lara Croft rip-off

or a cop

so go and fight her

or embrace as eternal princess

Haha dude it's the EIGHTIES. Look bro we got neon lights and music that all sounds the same. Can't you tell it's the 80s? Also Russian espionage because they're kind of relevant to today. But dude it's the 80s! We've got lesbians too those are cool right now. Check it dude we've got lesbians, 80s, and kicking Russian ass. Wait where you going bro. Come on dude aren't the 80s so cool? Bro. Bro!

November 89, literally month closer to 90s than actual 80s buzz

1989 in East Germany though

>female John Wick
So a braindead movie with more than one entertaining action sequence?

Didn't stop them from drooling all over itself with "haha neon lights n shit dude :D"

>more than one entertaining action sequence?

No, just one actually

her hose scenes were great

omg spoiler that shit

I always thought it was Scarlett Johansson in the trailers.

too good teeth

>be millionaire actor
>get teeth replaced with the whitest perfectly aligned implants possible