When you realize Draco was right the entire time >invites Harry to be his friend in the very first movie, warns him against hanging with the wrong types, gets spurred >Sorting hat puts Harry in Slytherin, he pusses out and goes Gryffindor like a cuck >Draco is redpilled on racemixing, calling niggers "mudbloods" to their faces straight up >A E S T H E T I C Aryan haircut, tall and thin and alpha-looking vs. Harry's manlet stature that impresses only Ginny (an actual coalburning nigger-loving inbred fetal alcohol syndrome having whore) in the end >BTFO's Harry multiple times in front of the entire school, makes hundreds of pussies wet simultaneously >Dad still alive for most of the series >Gets the succ from hot Slytherin thots daily, only succ Harry ever got was from a dementor, Ginny doesn't put out and has bad Weasley genes so his kids are probably retarded vs. Malfoy's guaranteed racially pure Aryan descendants
Draco was a little bitch but his dad was hot as fuck
Thomas Reyes
HOWEVER
Connor Myers
this
Lucas Sanders
Never thought of it this way. I think you're right.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Fuck all that stupid shit put me in the house with cho so I can sneak into the girls dorms and steal her panties.
Colton Jones
(((Dumbledore)))
Justin Foster
W-where's the pasta?
Matthew James
>6 million A bit of an odd number to pick dumbledore, perhaps a political motivation exists? You never mentioned your religion
Zachary Thomas
>always wrong >cries like a bitch when it happens >sucks at sports >can't keep up academically
I see why Sup Forums relates.
>Chad Harry makes his own friends, bangs his best friend's sister >Commands the sorting hat to put him in his proper house >Chad Dad unlike the Malcucks >BTFO out slytherin routinely >BTFO Voldemort and the Death Eaters
Colton Wright
shit taste
Joseph Reyes
Fuck Cho. Moaning Myrtle best spookfu.
Nathaniel Butler
that would be an impressive feat
Zachary Rodriguez
I would rather steal her owl. Omg cute
Kayden Perez
Emma Watson is so hot in that movie
Connor Gomez
It doesn't matter how many times you repost this OP, he is still going to be in one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Lucas Foster
ciao reddito
Juan Bennett
>hot Slytherin thots >pug faced Pansy Parkinson
Malfoy couldn't even kill Dumbledore when he was wandless in front of him.
Joshua Evans
shitty opening line
Parker Williams
Do Dementors give blowjobs? Are there Dementor qts or just fags?
Asher Bennett
She was hottest in Chamber of Secrets as a cat
I was getting worried.
Nolan Young
Draco should have been a girl. >first female of his age Harry meets >he and Draconia hit it off well >become actual friends despite being sorted into different houses >rather than a forced, horribly written rivalry, a tragic friendship that manages to hold despite the two growing further and further >Harry wonders often whether he was supposed to be in Slytherin with Draconia. All of his problems would be gone; no conflict between friends, his Parseltongue would make sense >book 5-6 their friendship frays horribly, ending with Harry carving her up with Sectumsempra (seriously, imagine how emotional that would have been, slashing up your longtime friend and partial love interest in the heat of the moment) >covering for him at Malfoy Manor actually makes sense
Face it, Draco should have been a girl with a friendship with Harry, it would have made for some great growth, made a lot more sense, and could be seen as a mirroring of Lily / Snape.
Parker Bell
I recently reread the books. Given how many times I've seen this copypasta, I thought I'd actually count how many times she writes "stretch their legs" or some derivative. I didn't notice it. So provide page numbers for every time it's used to verify this claim
Josiah King
>Character is too principled to kill a harmless old man even when under personal threat of his life >this is somehow a flaw
Julian Lopez
...
Asher Morgan
That's all really solid but Rowling is a hack so
Elijah Fisher
Don't forget that Dumbledoor had a hardon for Harry and kept giving his house points even though Slytherin should have won many times over
Jaxon Collins
This would have been interesting. Good fan fiction.
Beta. Male. Chad Harry never hesitated when he had Voldemort. Used the disarming charm, knowing Voldemort's charm would backfire, just to mock everyone who said he shouldn't use it
Josiah Allen
Really solid. Would read.
Andrew Nguyen
It shows how she doesn't understand males. Boys are generally friendly with one another when they are rivals. The bitchy, snarky rivalry between Malfoy and Harry is so obviously effeminate; Rowling doesn't know how males rival with each other, so she inserts a female rivalry between two boys.
Camden Ross
>and in the end they make it work instead of repeating the tragedies of the past :3
Joshua Perry
I never thought of it that way but you're right. Draco doesn't behave at all like a male bully. He's a stereotypical mean girl.
Oliver Sullivan
The old saying goes: all men are friends until something makes them enemies, and all women are enemies until something makes them friends.
Wyatt Russell
>only succ Harry ever got was from a dementor
Kayden Rivera
Imagine Draconia masturbating furiously while in tears thinking about Harry each night after a day of tormenting him
Dylan Bell
tfw when a random autist in Sup Forums writes a better story than a multi milionarie
Liam Perry
Damn it why did you make me imagine this
Colton Powell
Sup Forumseddit numale cancer go home
Easton Martin
>in the end she sees the mistakes she made and marries a ghanian immigrant make it happen
Ryder Reed
I was never under the impression that Draco was bad at school. Harry was pretty shit himself, only coasting by on a natural talent for Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Connor Davis
>When you realize Draco was right the entire time When you made this thread the very first time, OP.
John Hernandez
This is the exact moment that made Malfoy a dementor
Dumbledore is an asshole
Jeremiah Williams
Harry and Ron were both incompetent and just leaned on Hermione as a crutch. She'd be a Mary Sue if not for the all too real lack of self respect leading to her obsession with a mentally retarded repressed homosexual ginger.
Adrian Jones
He turned into such an ugly man.
Samuel Taylor
For me the funniest part always was "perhaps the dice was cast", not "no!". I wonder why that is.
Ian Ramirez
Looks better than the ginger, that's for sure.
Brandon Sanders
Any of us can write a better story than a woman
Jordan Diaz
nah not really
Carson Johnson
People rarely are both beautiful children and adults, it's usually one or other.
Juan Gonzalez
Jesus, I guess he is too intelligent for Hollywood nowadays.
Sebastian Phillips
Ah yes, the bully that was recasted because she was too hot but was based on Rowling's bully so she couldn't have that
Logan Williams
I just think the "No!" part is funny because it's such a weird but effective way to make it like the guy is mocking the dumb stuttering voice he invented for his own strawman
Luke Ross
That's normally how it happens.
This. Perceived beauty is based on ideal proportions of facial features. But these features do not all mature at the same right. If you've reached ideal proportions as a child or young teen you'll almost certainly overshoot them by the time you reach adulthood.
Nathan Howard
I think this happened to me. That and I got a bit overweight. I used to have girls come up and talk to me. Getting old sucks lads.
Dominic Smith
I actually understand how Draco turned out after watching that
Blake Rodriguez
>aryan he's supposed to be British. Brits are not Aryan.
>get's hot thots
you don't know what a thot is
>Weasley's bad genes
it's an old magic family probably less inbred than a family like the malfoy's, aristocratic families obsessed with lineage tend to have lots of inbreeding and erratic behavior eccentricity (which the whole family seems to have in the books)
Bentley Cruz
>O on his Defense OWL > E on every subject he gave a shit about
He only seems like shit because Hermione is as good as she is. Harry is pretty decent at school
Ryder Perry
This happened to me, it really fucking sucks.
Tyler Anderson
how old?
Jaxon Brooks
Aryan is a political convenience for the Third Reich to separate Ashkanazi Jews from Germans/Hungarian Christians. There would be plenty of ethnic Jews converted to Christianity and visa versa and the Nazi's used this psedo-occult concept from Helene Blavatsky to cherry pick who they thought was or was not Jewish or German enough. Hitler even said the Japanese were 'honorary' Aryans.
He never said that about Brits or French Europeans. He hated Polish people far more than he hated blacks. People say Hitler was devastated about Jessie Owens, but he probably didn't care. He would have been more upset about any British or Russian wins.
Carter Fisher
This happened to me in reverse. Was a loser in highschool. Few years later, suddenly girls approach me and flirt with me all the time. Getting old is great lads.
Sebastian Davis
>it's an old magic family probably less inbred than a family like the malfoy's Every single one is loaded with visible recessive traits so I doubt it.
>inbred even by british standards How horrifying
Owen Nguyen
27.
Jason Lee
Holy shit an educated Sup Forums post. Keep up the good work.
Jaxson Young
Brits aren't particularly inbred
Joshua Bailey
>Brits are not aryan >Ginger weasleys genes not bad
Are you trying your hardest to sound like a potato
Xavier Hill
tfw 24
:/
at least I have charisma and high cheekbones
Kayden Moore
When you realize Rowling's simplistic writing is an accidental commentary on nepotism
Luke Phillips
I would settle for an ugly Hufflepuff gf desu senpai
Wyatt Sanchez
>putting atlas shrugged over hypersphere Jesus fuck, what is this monstrosity?
Andrew Perez
T H E F R E N C H
Juan Diaz
t. Chyswyck Bongerton of Schraplywidgetshire
Gabriel Campbell
Don't get fat dude, I have really good chiseled features but as soon as I gained weight I just look puffy.
Cameron Hughes
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sebastian Hughes
I'm french
Connor Fisher
i'm one of those ppl who cant get fat
I eat shit all the time but always keep the slim muscular features though I suppose riding 8-9 miles daily to work helps (tho even if i sat on my arse i wouldnt gain weight)
Evan Sanders
CHAMPAAAAGNE
Colton Martinez
Hufflepuff is chill. Probably where most of us would've ended up in.
Sebastian Scott
Consanguinous marriages are only part of the story. Iceland is white on that map but has extremely low genetic diversity.
Henry Reyes
>i'm one of those ppl who cant get fat Bullshit, wait till you get older.
>though I suppose riding 8-9 miles daily to work helps Oh nevermind. Keep doing that and the most you'll ever have to worry about is 5-10 extra lbs if you over indulge.
Jayden Evans
I'm chubby and can't get slim, no matter what I do. Good thing I don't get fatter either, no matter what I do.
Caleb Sullivan
Don't forget >Harry sees how Snape royally fucked up his friendship with Lilly when he gets the memory >realises the two actually have something in common >resolves to not make the same mistake he did
Jaxon Evans
Exercise, fatty.
Kevin Russell
You eat less than you think and exercise more than you think
You eat more than you think and exercise less than you think
Jeremiah Taylor
Boys can't enter the girls' dormitories in Hogwarts
Dylan Collins
>tfw none of my character traits fit in in any of the houses
Elijah Clark
>I'm chubby and can't get slim, no matter what I do TRY EATING LESS AND EXERCISING MORE THIS WILL WORK UNLESS YOU'RE A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE THAT CAN SUMMON FORTH CALORIES FROM THE ETHER
Alexander Flores
Are you a cowboy user
Owen Rogers
I get your skepticism but there have been times in my life when i've just stayed in eating pizza for weeks and not excercising and i dont gain weight
other times I'll work out a bunch for weeks or months and dont lose or gain any
I've probably gained 1 stone in natural muscle weight over the past 8 years without ever varying in chub level, regardless of my varying habits
Don't care what liftbros say its for certain some people can easier get fat than others, Its not purely a calorie intake equation, because if it was I would get fatter when I eat more, but really I just do bigger shits
t. metabolic research scientist (srsly)
Christian Miller
>>invites Harry to be his friend in the very first movie, warns him against hanging with the wrong types, gets spurred >my name is draco malfoy >i am a racist >i despise gingers and mudbloods >i hate gryffindor house >and my parents worked for the man who killed your parents >do you want to be my friend?
Levi Nelson
mi ride mi bicycleta
Sebastian Peterson
this.
Noah Powell
While not the same, it is possible to require so little food in a day as to seem as if you just aren't losing weight.
I, for example, can't drop weight unless I cut down to like 600 calories a day.
Grayson Martin
>one of the most desired pieces of land in europe since day 1 >inbred
brainlet detected
Jason King
...
Joseph Cruz
>I get your skepticism but there have been times in my life when i've just stayed in eating pizza for weeks and not excercising and i dont gain weight If you've been in shape all your life it takes more than a few weeks to lose everything, and "eating pizza" isn't very descriptive. What kind of pizza? How much?
>other times I'll work out a bunch for weeks or months and dont lose or gain any Muscle weighs more than equivalent volume of fat by a lot.
>Don't care what liftbros say its for certain some people can easier get fat than others, True but not enough difference that there are people who can break the laws of physics.