Fifty Shades Freed Trailer

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is it bad that I can fap to feels girl?

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do girl even take showers

Female Wojak is kawaii DE-SU

out of all nebulas, he had to think about most dick-shaped.
fucking homo

No, those are some nice perky titties

Why do you think about naked vietnamese kids for your shower fap??

no, she is pretty hot

Why the fuck would you have your hair in tails in the shower?

that's how you know it's made by a permavirgin

dont you?

Upvoted omg yaaaaass

FEEL THE VIBRATIONS

or be wearing makeup for that matter

Don't you dare slander my precious murdoch-chan

>BDSM
>female power fantasy
pick one

It's pretty impressive how Marky doesn't even seem out of place, he just looks like a civilian dude hanging out seeing what's going on.

Said the guy deeply concerned with realism in memes.

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

he was finally free in nam, it was his element

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These are "naughty disturbing sex movies" without any actual sex and extremity. It's to sex what the Spongebob karate scenes are to war. The women who watch this is are women who want to have sex and watch porn but are afraid to do so. They sit in a theater and tell themselves they just witnessed the peak of dark sexuality, after which they go home and return to not having sex and not even properly masturbating.
It's not disturbing as much as it is kind of sad. People who are actually into S&M don't watch this shit.

You're very wrong about the movie.

Why would you allow a child to suffer like that?

>Jesus loves you

because putting it out of its misery gets them 40 to life

This seems like something it had from birth, the fact that they didn't get an abortion to prevent that suffering should get them 40 to life, it's basically the same as child abuse

not him but elaborate

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you got to mash it down the drain with your foot you pussy.

>Shitting in the shower
What's wrong with you?

50 shades isn't "tame". The women who watch it very much know how to masturbate because that's what the book is for.
BDSM people don't watch it because it's "tame", they actively speak out against it because it portrays BDSM as an extremely toxic and violent "relationship".
Like it actually blames NotBella for NotEdward raping her so much.

>spongebob karate

consider me intrigued

what did you mean by this?

This, i understand pissing but not shitting

>car chase scene

Ayyy

>Fifty Shades
>not tame
You've never been in a bdsm club lol.
These books are for sexually immature people (of all ages) who are shocked and excited by something as whimsical as these books. Yes, it's absolutely true that these people do masturbate and that's indeed what these books are for, maybe I should've phrased it differently and stressed the "sexual immaturity" aspect: like 12 year old boys masturbate a lot, but they're not accomplished lovers and before they discover brazzers or whatever I'm sure they're terribly impressed by some ladies' underwear catalog. The women (assuming it's women) who read these are not perverts. They're starved and think that this slight glance into a mysterious world they don't understand is some kind climax in and of itself. This stuff is only cool and exciting if you're absolutely clueless about it and have experienced very little.
It's true that some take such an activist(ish) stance, but that's only a small group. Most simply don't care because it's not what they're into. Thinking that fifty shades is an exploration of this type of sexuality is like thinking that Good Will Hunting is an important mathematical work because Will is good at math. It's true that their relationship is nonsensical. BDSM is something couples do because they both enjoy it. Their taste might be a lot wilder than that of the average person, but that doesn't mean they aren't purely enjoying themselves or that there is rape or hate involved. It's love and base sexuality, the aesthetic just happens to be different. Once again this showcases how much of a big ball of nothing fifty shades is, it's BDSM for people who don't like or know anything about it.

Just a silly metaphor. Spongebob karate scenes (you've seen some spongebob, right? It's got karate scenes, at least in the early seasons) are "violent" but they aren't a proper display of war or whatever (not that I've ever been involved with military combat).

I should add that a difference is that the creators of Spongebob don't pretend to have created anything but comedic silliness and that audiences only treat it as such, while audiences (I don't know much about the creator to be honest) react to Fifty Shades like it's some kind of shocking document from and of the underground, even though it's just as toned down and ridiculous as the spongebob-war stuff.

Skimmed it and I get you. But that said, as a death-grip fapper, I was literally diamonds from watching a 30 second 50 shades darker trailer.

>I don't know much about the creator to be honest
Well then did you know that Fifty Shades of Grey was originally a literal twilight fanfiction? I think EL James is just extremely happy. She also directed the first and then was kicked off.

>Well then did you know that Fifty Shades of Grey was originally a literal twilight fanfiction
Oh yeah I did know that. I'm sure she's very happy with her success. I'd be happy too.

50 shades might be trash, but I can thank the creator for giving otherwise prudish, dumb women a tiny bit of adventurous spirit that can be explored in bed.

I'm not a psychologist (or a sexuologist for that matter), but to me it seems like what you're lacking isn't the nudity and explicitness of sex but the elements that masturbation and pornography can't give you, and that that trailer gave you some of that.

probably wasn't expected to live long after birth also they probably didn't have the money or access to technology to foresee problems before birth.

sometime the tease and sensual-ness of the act rather than the act itself is more enjoyable to watching graphic super HD close ups of a hairy sweaty balls and cock repeatedly slam in to pimply stubbly cunt.

What a awful fucking title.

fuck, whenever I feel even slightly upbeat I remember or get reminded about people with horrible birth defects

one of the very few things I agree with libshits on, sometimes abortions are the right thing to do

>I’m dressed in a tight, blush-pink satin corset with garter straps, matching lacy briefs, and white silk stockings. Christian’s eyes travel greedily down my body, but he says nothing. He just gazes at me, his eyes wide with want.
>“You like?” I whisper aware of the shy blush creeping across my cheeks.
>“More than like, baby. You look sensational. Here.” He holds out his hand and taking it, I step out from my dress.
>“Keep still,” he murmurs and without taking his darkening eyes off mine, he runs his middle finger over my breasts, following the line of my corset. My breath shallows and he repeats the journey over my breasts once more, his tantalizing finger sending tingles down my
spine. He stops and twirls his index finger in the air, indicating that he wants me to turn around. For him, right now, I’d do anything.
>“Stop,” he says. I’m facing the bed, away from him. His arm encircles my waist, pulling me against him, and he nuzzles my neck. Gently he cups my breasts, toying with them, while his thumbs circle over my nipples so that they strain against the fabric of my corset.
>“Mine,” he whispers.
>“Yours,” I breathe.
>Leaving my breasts bereft he runs his hands down my stomach, over my belly, and down to my thighs, his thumbs skimming my sex. I stifle a moan. His fingers skate down each garter, and with his usual dexterity, he simultaneously unhooks each one from my stockings. His hands travel around to my behind.
>“Mine,” he breathes as his hands spread across my backside, the tips of his fingers brushing my sex.
>“Ah.”

>Daily reminder we dropped agent orange all over columbia to "fight" the "war on drugs" and helped make monsters
The law of unintended consequences is a motherfucker.

Holy cow, that's some patrician as fuck Quasi-Burroughsian cut-up esque verse!

For a second I thought it said Fifty Shades Sneed. This is what Sup Forums does to you.

>This is what Sup Forums does to you.
That's what it does to (you), son. Everyone else knows better than to drink the memes.

BDSM is for manchildren who can't get into a real fetish

BDSM is a collective term for shitload of fetishes tho

females fantasize about being powerful in the sense of being desirable to and capable of controlling men.

Just reading comments for this movie is enough to give up on women.

is this was agent orange does?

Actually if we're gonna be real it's the scene where she takes off her panties in the elevator and then he starts to finger her from behind. It was basically like those sissy things on /gif/, I felt arousal through the lens of a woman.

And it would be hot to do that in a full elevator.

I know right? I never saw girls showering, only on staged internet videos

I thought it was some starwars ads at first.

That's what happened to the ewok after the debris from the death star rained down and poisoned the forest moon.
#NeverForget #EwokLivesMatter

Fifty Shades Freed

Formerly Chucks

hahaha, that carchase scene.
that gunplay
3/kino
they are both such terrible actors that editors couldn't make them sound appealing in the trailer

They use special decontaminating chambers that remove pollutants using ultrasonic waves

More quality Jewish entertainment for the goyim.

Haahahaa kill yourself

I can't imagine females ever thinking of anything profound in the shower, but it's something all or the vast majority of males seem to do. I know if I was a female I'd just be massaging my tiddies and shit, and thinking of what I should do next with my bagina powers in normieworld.
Am I just pretentious?

New silent hill is looking powerful

noone deserves to suffer
fuck this gay earth and its demented sadistic creator
let existence be over put us out of our misery return us to nonexistence

Shadilay, my nigger!

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the main bitch in these books is a nothing, and the dude is some wealthy mogul who wants her for some reason. it's literally the most ridiculous type of fantasy, where she emotionally cucks him and he has to change to fit her. she is a nobody, and he had wealth, power, influence... it's such a fucking stupid series. women who think this can happen are insane.

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This is also good.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE JEANS HOLY COW
IF YOU HAVEN'T READ FIFTY SHADES OR KNOW ABOUT IT
CHRISTIAN GREY, EVERY TIME HE WANTS TO DO THE DIRTY, HE PUTS ON A SPECIFIC PAIR OF JEANS AHAHAHA
HE HAS HIS BDSM JEANS HAHAHAHA HIS AUTISM DADDY SPANK ME JEANS AHAHAHAhaaa

What does love feel like

Bags of sand

Its supossed to be a self insert. That's why the main girl is the most plain and generic woman possible, so every housewife who reads the book can put themselves in her shoes and fantasize about sadistic Chad fucking her.

A painful emptiness.

I'm really disappointed in the movies for not including the girls's subconscious and Inner Goddess, and their nonverbal arguments.

>People referring to genitalia as "sex" past the 1920s

Triggered me more than anything desu senpai. Even more than her referring to her inner thoughts as her "subconscious." Cunt, you don't know what your "subconscious" is thinking, its literally "below consciousness"

>Implying

she's a multiple system, or whatever.

>If I’d not met him, I’d still be sweetly and blissfully oblivious. My mind drifts to last night and this morning…and the incredible, sensual sexuality I’d experienced. Do I want to say good-bye to that? No! screams my subconscious…my inner goddess nods in silent Zen-like agreement with her.

>I stare at myself in the bathroom mirror. You can’t seriously be considering this…My subconscious sounds sane and rational, not her usual snarky self. My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five-year-old. Please, let’s do this…otherwise we’ll end up alone with lots of cats and your classic novels to keep you company.

>I open the door for him and stare down at my hands. This is the first time I have ever had sex in my home, and as sex goes, I think it was pretty damn fine. But now I feel like a receptacle—an empty vessel to be filled at his whim. My subconscious shakes her head. You wanted to run to the Heathman for sex—you had it express delivered. She crosses her arms and taps her foot with a what-are-you-complaining-about look on her face. Christian stops in the doorway and clasps my chin, forcing my eyes to meet his. His brow creases. >“You okay?” he asks tenderly as his thumb lightly caresses my bottom lip.

NO OBVIOUSLY THIS BITCH IS NOT OKAY CHRISTIAN YOUR GIRL HAS ISSUES MAN

girls break down into a a viscous sludge and then reform themselves every morning

What is this? Not clicking

If I remember correctly girl born literally without a face.

She lives a life of complete and unending suffering, only maintained through advances in medical science. Her parents should've just let her die tbqh, but parents are retarded when it comes to their children.

Feel insanely bad for her. Completely fucked man.

you know how when you like a girl and there's that hopeful pang? it's like that all the time, briefly interrupted by explosions of euphoria. and then it slowly fades away and you wonder what you ever saw in the other person to begin with

DELET

want gf, get gf, wonder what the fuck I was thinking, dump gf, repeat. Why tho?

>mfw I find an article about it

Parents need to neck themselves tbqh famalam

dont do this
trust me

2real

accurate

>female sex fantasy
>millionaire buys her a house
>another women hits on her husband in front of her
>a knife gets held to her throat
>she has a stalker
What did they mean by this?

Can someone give cliffs on this entire series? I'm never going to watch/read them.

>female sex fantasy
>millionaire buys her a house
>her husband is so desirable other women want him
>she's so desirable men want to rape her
yes?

Mr Grey, from his facial expression, looks like on the spectrum. Is he meant to be autistic? would still suck his dick though

>male sex fantasy
>girl has big tits and speaks sexually
notice the difference?

>read this
>"it ain't me" starts playing
fuck you user, this is too much

>a schizophrenic college senior interviews a 27 year old multi-billionaire for the school paper
>he takes her virginity
>he has mommy issues which require him to beat women
>this translates as him tying the girl up while they fuck and she creams herself over his eyes and body
>sometimes he spanks her (not too hard)
>he spanks her really hard and she freaks out and runs away but they start fucking again like 3 days later (this is the book 1 cliffhanger and beginning of book 2)
>he's also a stalker who flies a private jet across the country when she visits her mom, so he can fuck her in a hot tub
>there's a guy named Jose who just exists to yell "dios mio ana" in a heavy accent. he wants to bang the main character girl. so does her boss. S&M man just kicks their asses.
>S&M guy has an ex-submissive who creeps on the girl and watches her sleep. when she shows up with a gun, the guy just dominates her so hard with his eyes she goes back to the looney bin
>eventually the narrator and Mr. Grey get married and she shits out two kids or something.

also for a BDSM sex slave she is ridiculously pampered

That's if you get the girl. If you don't it's a painful almost sickening feeling.

Either way you lose.