Who would win in fight?

Who would win in fight?

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neckpill is real

I wanna suck his tits

Left, looks retarded but has Chad's physique

left has retard strength
but right is sure to win because his speed is superior

Who would you kiss good night?

Ugly Milka Kunis or ugly Rashida Jones?

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Title: I, Society
Premise: A middle aged man runs into his midlife crisis when he is fired from his job and his girlfriend breaks up with him. He tries a new and powerful street drug to help him cope with his sudden misfortune. The drug allows him to see his Id And Superego. He talks to them as if they are real people. The id convinces him to keep doing drugs, causing the superego to wither and die. After the superego dies the man becomes addicted to the point where his Id dies from lack of satisfaction. Once both his id and superego are dead the man is able to reintegrate into society.
Cast:Jake Gyllenhall:Man, Ryan Reynolds:Id, Ryan Gosling: Superego, Emily blunt:girlfriend.

right looks like that one guy who got skinnier and suddenly everyone finds his skinny numale ass attrative

Right looks like Dan Stevens

Left looks like it can’t wait to fight and takes joy in experiencing pain and suffering.

Right looks like it’s trying too hard to look tough and is actually worried about the fight.

Regular Mila Kunis is ugly Mila Kunis.

>The chad condor (with a faux hawk)
vs
>The virgin verdin

Right because of forehead vagina.

Me next

>facial symetry doesn't mat-

FACE ME

>Left chad
>Right Virgin with low T

Right will win due to intellect and having bingewatched 100 rick and morty episodes

fite me IRL

stroke victim

Who wins? Giga Harry or Pottbeast?

Bryan Singer?

Is this the top Harry potter battle of all time?!

>where do you work out
>at the library

>happy

Guilty child molester, or innocent child entertainer?

both look guilty

Voldemort doesn't stand a chance.

Will Ferrell vs Mike Myers

Left looks like Ferrigno Hulk

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Who would you rather co-star with?

Who would you watch take a shower?

Left is just really normal Weinstein

>I HAVE TWO SIDES

allah be praised

right would try to reason with left, but left cannot but reasoned with
>left slowly advances, backing right into the corner, then calmly chokes him to death with no resistance

...

RETURN THE SLAB

Which Jones would Vinnie?

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Cyclops Jones would.

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One's the nicest guy you'll ever meet. The other's a twisted fucking psycho.

Together, they fight crime.

butthole

Picture isn't real look at the skin fold on each side of the points of her lips.

Giga Harry is unstoppable.

left is a masculine chad, right is a pretty boy twink. really shows the duality of goose.

Who wins?

Gos vs Ling

batman vs daredevil

I vote Succus Succus

two hot SJP's or two weird looking witches? its clear

>Poop Succus
Dunno, but I would give the good ol' poop succus to young Sarah Jessica Parker.

makes sense since hes discount ryan gosling

gotta give this one to succus succus

>HOOH POOP
>SUCCUS SUCCUS

It's gonna be close. Left has the brawn and is fucking crazy but right has the brain and a spooky third eye. I'm rooting for rigth though because left looks like a total cunt. Probably kills everybody around spraying all over the place like that.

SJP is objectively hideous

A surprisingly accurate summation of the show when you think about it.

Giga Harry disarms you...permanently

She is hot in Hocus Pocus. This is an accepted fact.

you're barely even human if you get manipulated by the media that easily.

and she was also objectively fuckable in that flick.

I don't know guys, Ho-Oh Poop looks pretty deadly too.

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There can be only two

Behold my flesh unicycle, and tremble, for I bring the purity of oblivion to your world.

>double-fisting cigarettes
>massive erection
>no legs
>sums up the show
I didn't know it was that weird

DEF vs ATK

the double-shield one blocks every attack until the other collapses, from exhaustion, onto her swords

Unit Eighteenu wins my dick

Looks like fucking George and Lennie

Kerrek floating fist looks op

Shhs is clearly some sort of grandmaster while kerrek is some brute, rushing in like an idiot

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Lots of smoking, and Don with a boner at any madam, while ignoring the issues flooding his life.

Left looks like Kevin Smith

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GIGA HARRY for sure

never seen the movie, just looking at the pic posted above. She looks so hideous I had to go for the ugly old bitches of Succus Succus

>manipulated by the media
SJP is that you? there's no conspiracy, just some mild memetics

t. subhuman

I feel like the "battle" between them is a distraction from the fact that they are actually collaborating to bring destruction to our dimension

Left is how he sees himself
Right is how he actually looks

The brunette Lexi Belle, easily.

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>the chad autist vs the virgin goose

Not even a competition.

right one looks like ricky gervais

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only one survives

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HUUH

HUUH has killer jaws, while HLLKhas already gotten you

Two dicks

>single mom with two girls
>vs single dad with a son

Who wins

DEX vs STR

EY PETE 'IMMA ASK U SUMTHIN

An esoteric Russian drama from 1971

I don't know. Rotter v potter is clearly intimidating harrrrah, yet harrrrah has 2 swords and 2 brokedick wands while Rotter V Potter is unarmed.

Choose wisely