It’s time for a female Bond

Bond. Jane Bond.

Needs more diversity

pointless.
too old and too black

I don't know. I would rather watch a Horror/romance/comedy of a waitress if I just want girls wearing bow tie

>idris elba playing a black transwoman jane bond who is also disabled and rolls around in a high tech wheelchair designed by q
I NEED IT

Who would be the Bond Dude?
Johny Chadington?
Tom Hung?
Mike O'tool?
Dick Johnson?

Chad McYardchin

>Bond. Jane Bond.

No, people would be upset at the name change because gender or something. They're just still gonna call her James Bond.

Having a female Bond would make no sense.
What needs to be done is that Bond goes under a sex change surgery.

urghh


sexist much?

>entire point of the character is playing with hard drinking womanizing hyper-violent male stereotypes and fantasies
>lets make him le female

>jane bond
>not the ultimate unisex jamie bond
terrible

CGI transspecies disabled female pig, voiced by Idris Elba

I know this is bait, but what do people mean when they use this phrase?
>“It’s time..”?
>“It’s about time we had a female president!”
...why?

Never.
James Bond is first and foremost a money making franchise. The execs know that no virtue signalling in the world would ensure a hit with a female or black bond, so it's not going to happen.
The BBC has a get out of consequence free card for all their stupid decisions, but nobody else does.

CATE

It's 2017, female characters can have male names

Blanchett

I'm tired of this meme perpetuated by lolcows that Bond is some Dr. Who timelord motherfucker. They don't even give a shit about Bond movies why should these retards get appeased for their retardation just because they are the loudest? James Bond is a character played by different actors not a fucking shapeshifter and not a fucking codename. I'd honestly be more okay with Idris, than I would with gender bending the character. Make a new franchise if you want your female power fantasy.

>Literally asking an acting God to o a n action film

Tom oesn't ask, he just wants to reifirrm.

HOW MUCH MONEY I ATE GET TO PLAY FUCK IN AN ACTION MOVIE?????????????????????

It's time for the Buff McLargehuge era of Bond

Came here to post that.

>Bond. Jane Bond.

Just what the world needs, another woman riding on the coat tails of their superior male counterpart.

Its almost like she couldn't reach the same level of popularity on her own

I can't wait for Nolan's Bond:
>Tom Hardy as Bond
>Anne Hathaway as Bond girl
>Michael Caine as M
>Joseph Gordon Levit as Q
>Cillian Murphy as the Baddy
>Aiden Gillen as CIA

Kino as fuck

That would be horrible. A Scottish alcoholic slut who would have seminal fluid leaking from every orifice running around shooting people and making quips.

> A Scottish alcoholic slut who would have seminal fluid leaking from every orifice running around shooting people and making quips.
Sounds like a feminist icon to me.

>from russia with tangerines

The more I think about this, the less I have a problem with it.

At last a solution to the problem a super spy who goes around telling everyone his name in an iconic style.
>The names muh, muhmuh muh.

We got that with Atomic Blonde. Hell, we got both a female John Wick and a female Bond in one movie.

only if she still bangs bangs.

female james bond movie should be rated R and have lots of soft core lesbian sex scenes. one of the bond girls should have big meaty breasts with puffy areola and inverted nipples. just so I can see bond lick and tease with her teeth.

>Atomic Blonde
THIS!

t. Shill

there would be no dude. only more girls. gotta meet the lbgt quota

...

Honestly, I'd be okay with it.

>female Bond just does things that male Bond does. Kicks ass, seduces men and women, blows shit up, s'all good.

It would be cool to see a different race James Bond, would work too what with the Commonwealth and all

>tfw no ex-Gurkha now-MI6 operative James doing crazy shit back in the Inter-War period of the roaring twenties/thrities Bond movie

hire me, hollywood.

p-post hands :3

Some beta bitch boy who she defeats easily and never threatens her

>female Bond
>Idris Elba as the love interest

Crossing all the boxes here bois

>2020
>Not a Trans Black Muslim Handicap Bond

I agree that would be a good movie too, but it wouldn't be a Bond movie. Bond is a specific character, with specific traits. The diversity agenda becomes obvious when you literally replace a predefined character.

bump

The names Bond; Jane Bond...

Hoeks wore it better.

She'd be a better BOND.

Maybe they should cast someone who isn't British for a change.

How about a wheelchair Bond you fucking ableists?

YOU KNOW MY NAME

>Rolled...not pushed

that's so fucking sad man

>What needs to be done is that Bond goes under a sex change surgery.
>bond undergoes special surgery to become a 10/10 busty shemale and fucks girls with xer girldick

Black goth wheelchair bound transwoman with cerebral palsy and undectable levels to HIV. Voiced by the guy that did that meme rock’s voice in Thor Ragnarok.

Yes Georgie. We all roll down here. Don't you want a wheelchair Georgie?

You got Prince Albert in an Iron Lung? Well you better help him up. hyuk-COUGH-hyu-COUGH

I'd be fine with another Bond movie never being made again, white guy or not. Mainstream stagnation would be greatly alleviated if we collectively admitted we're tired of this shit and swore off sequels, prequels, and cinematic universes.

>gunfight
>period hits
>gets shot
Great idea

>The BBC has a get out of consequence free card for all their stupid decisions
I cancelled my TV license after they cast a female Doctor
Refuse to engage in and support their feminist ideology

>career ending pregnancy

she would have a gadget in her pussy.

fucking kek

its called repulse

she would have a gadget in her womb

>not liking womanizing, hyper-violet females

Bond 25

>opening title sequence is james bond having a sex change operation
>daniel craig reprises role for first ten minutes
>POC woman plays bond/007 for the rest of the movie
>returns to MI6, where everyone applauds bond
>M has been replaced by a sassy black woman from admin
>says 'ohhh! you go gurl!' and gives bond assassination target
>bond gets into fist fight with target
>'wait a minute... it's you... you're..."
>'bond. jane bond'
>'aw, you go gurl!'
>shoots him
>the end

It would be cool if they also made the villain and all of the goons women as well

>Have never liked Bond
>Would absolutely watch a female Bond

cara should be the next bond. Shes white but, not too heteronormative.

she actually looks pretty good in that pic

Fuck Trump and fuck Bond people.

Hoeks as Bond would be perfect. I wouldn't mind it at all. As is customary to Bond movies, she would be fucking guys left and right, the gist is, she's deeply into BDSM. All sex scenes would be just a look into elaborate BDSM sex play.

>this kills the franchise
Good.

Born for the role.

Not diverse enough, still white. We need a PoC female Bond.

>It’s time for a female Bond
As long as Bond is a still a sexually aggressive womanizer and mass-murdering alcoholic, I wouldn't mind.

Well, yeah. That's a given. Not everyone likes it up the ass

fucking annoys me the dark skinned female is the goto for SJW bullshit
you will never be satisfied with just 1 thing, you want your cake and to eat it too, and thats why you will fail

Why is it sad? He's lived a fuller life than anyone on this board and hasn't given up yet. Death can be a friend.

>Bond(Berry)

Done 30yrs ago.

more like 1 billion at the american box office.

Okay, let's cast Bai Ling as Bond.

She's naturally a violent slutty drunk, so the role will be a perfect fit.

2 birds, 1 stone

Is that a tranny?

What we need is Bond who can blend in to both genders.

look no further

and she/he shall be called Jamie Bond.

bix nood muhfugga