Thor Ragnorak SJW Quipfest

Odin: Don't you think Asgard has been under a patriarchal rule long enough?

Seriously?

I went in with the mindset of her not bothering my playing Valkyrie. But Christ she can't act. Also every moment she was on screen the male charachters had to pick up thier jaws from the floor because "Hey fellas better watch out! This is one tough cookie here"

JUST FUCKING STOP GOING TO THE CAPESHIT MOVIES. FOR FUCKS SAKE. YOU'RE ALL IDIETS!! IIDIIIEEETS!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Plz tell me this isn't real

Is drinking alcohol the only way, Hollywood can make its characters seem "badass"

it isn't, OP is a dcpajeet who is shook

Smoking isn't allowed any longer, so...

>Slaves.....you uh...you know I don't like that word.

Jeff winks at the camera

Bet that isn't real also

What REALLY pissed me off was that he was \ being a fucking mega Jew while playing this role by calling Thor the "Lord of Thunder" and not "God of Thunder" to get around talking gods name in vain because Jews are not supposed to say god for some reason.

>OP has to literally resort to inventing things to get angry at.

>I went in with the mindset of her not bothering
What a lie

*taking gods name

Nah, she was good.
>Christ
I love how you guys try to sound like your dads. Very mature, sir.

Odin is a cuck anyway

>he didnt watch life of brian.

>But here on Sakaar...
*winks at Loki*

Why do you polsters act like women can't make good leaders? Germany is flourishing under Merkel.

>shit bait
She was pretty good. Best female character Marvel has right now
>Just making shit up

What kind of fag wouldn't want to live under Evil Galadriel's matriarchy?

Lol how's that Muslim cock, Hans?

Hey man go look on Twitter they spell gods name as G-d out of fear or some other fucking Jew bullshit reason.

>The embodiment of Nordic beauty
>Mudwashed with that dumpy looking shitskin bag from the movie "Dear White People"

...

Germany is still 90% German, idiot.

Just accept that Sup Forums is Sup Forums and you don't belong here.

>my country is still 90% my country.
I dont not if i should laugh at you or start crying.

elohim - gods/God/god/spiritual being

when Saul goes to the Witch of Endor he sees an elohim of Samuel, the prophet.

Never. I want the internet to be free of people like you. You practically rule the internet.

>I want the internet to be a bubblewrapped hugbox

then go play on lebbit.

I forgot she was supposed to be an alcoholic

> I want the internet to be free of people like you.
> You practically rule the internet.

Now you're getting it, Paki. Cry moar.

Things are changing, bud. You are on the way out. Soon, there will be no place for you to spew hatred.

>*screams into pillow*
>*loses eternally*

(you) were convincing right up until this post.

And you are obsolete.

And yet, the movie ends with Hela dead and Asgard under patriarchal rule.

You're thinking of Mormons. Jews do not give a fuck.

this film was literally white nationalist propaganda.
>muh norwegian homeland
>muh chosen people
they literally HAD to change the characters skin color, else it would have appeared racist.

jews are the chosen people

whites must be eliminated from culture

anyone have a webm of this scene? The green screen is terrible.

BD RIP WHEN ;_;

some people only go to these movies. half of this board is posts about comic book movies.

Hemsworth
>phones it in
Ruffalo
>phones it in
Goldblum
>barely in the movie, still phones it in
Cumberbatch
>barely in the movie, still phones it in
Urban
>phones it in
Idris
>tired, doesn't care
Hiddleston
>actually cared
Blanchett
>actually cared

movie was a let down. looks like everyone, even the director, wanted a check and got out of there

what? every movie I've seen this year has had someone smoking.

>Hera son. You-ah cant craim Ass-ahgarh foruh youserf. You-uh mustah go through me, typicar Scandahnavian Viking

>check
I liked the New Zeland quip master

(((Hollywood))) appropriating Nordic kultur