>go to parking lot
>look for my car
>see several people in armored suits just sitting on massive ATVS
>look like rough gang members
>I hide behind a car
>suddenly one of the guys beats up some other real ugly guy with his club
>this club guy just rams this guy's face in, like Irreversible style
>The other guys are just staring, like wtf man
>a giant tree person is also there
>he just stares on
>ugly guy looks to tree for help
>tree just says "Groot." He sounds kind of depressed
>suddenly spaceship lands
>takes up half the parking lot
>crushes the cars
> giant purple guy, cute blue chick, and some pretentious guy with glasses come put
>all the bikers like Oh Shhhhit
>club guy still kicking ugly guy's face in
>cute blue chick rolls her eyes, takes out taser staffs
>I thought she looked at me for a second
>big purple guy stops her. Seems to be in charge
>purple guy talks to club guy. Calms him down.
>guy with glasses says something. It sounded like he said "gay porn planet", but that can't be right
>though, looking at the guy, wouldn't be surprised
>anyway, the people return to the spaceship
>club guy looks satisfied
>Tree guy looks bored
>cute blue chick whispers to purple dude, who nods
>I'm anxious for them to leave. What if they crushed my car with their ship?
>biker gang leaves
>ship still there
>I'm still waiting
>"Psst."
>I look behind me
>cute blue chick is grinning at me
>"I don't want no trouble. I just want my car--"
>blue girl hits me with her electric sticks. I go cold.
>wake up to moaning noises
>see that I'm surrounded by swathes of men having loud sex
>WTF?
>Where is my car?
>Where the hell am I?
>see tree guy beside
>"Where the fuck did you guys put me?"
>The tree guy smiles, and says "Groot!"