Well, Sup Forums?

Well, Sup Forums?

>wanting to fuck a demon that can bring a demon that is even worse to our planet

This, I bet she succs great tho

For those hips, I'd destroy the universe.

>tremble uncontrollably
>try to speak
>mouth too dry
>go to grab some water
>grab a hot cup of coffee
>pull my hand away
>elbow raven in the jaw
>get on all fours to pick up her teeth
>spill spaghetti from my sleeves all over them
>try to stuff the spaghetti in their mouth because I'm blinded by tears and they look like teeth
>call Starfire for help
>accidentally say "help me, mommy"
>try to run away
>slip on my own urine
>as I fall, my leg kicks raven in the uterus
>she projectile vomits the spaghetti all over my ass
>get an erection and start farting
>clamber through the mess to get to my room
>open the door to find every girl I've ever liked on the other side laughing
>try to die
>achieve immortality

y-you too

No. Raven is boring.

>not wanting to fuck a demon that can bring a demon that is even worse to our planet

sauce?

I'd rather she say it to Starfire.

I'm not into emo chicks, I'll take the cutie starfire.

>if you catch my drift
just like eveyone else

What are you talking about?

Oh yeah! Dark, creepy, a little vulnerable - just my type! I've got to warn you, you're catching me on the rebound, last relationship didn't go to great, but I think we can work something out. Namely me. From the Neitherworld.

I wish I had a valentine to keep me from shooting myself in the head.

Well that's dark. Here's hoping you find a date before you find that bullet!

Has this artist done lewds?

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>get an erection and start farting
well now this just got a whole lot more relatable

yes

I love you Raven

>throughout almost my entire childhood I was a loner
>never quite "got" spending time with people, always felt really awkward when I tried, but always felt horrible knowing how alone I am
>grandparents get Foxtel (basically australian cable) when I was 9
>first show I saw was CN's Teen Titans
>it was the fucking "spellbound" episode
>suddenly and for the first time felt a small semblance of connection with anyone
>quietly devote all my personal time to '''''be''''' with raven
>I'm 19 now and though I have friends and an actual life, I'm still hoarding every single raven-waifu image I find; knowing that we could never be and everything I'm doing here is futile and meaningless

Life can be so cruel, anons

>19
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE BUDDY

>achieve immortality
Just leave civilization, and wait for humanity to go extinct. Problem solved, my dude.

Holy shit user

Good.

Tastes like sequins and glue.

That's kinda unhealthy.

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>Raven is in Something Unlimited
>Lady legasus outfit

Raven has a cute butt.

Well, what happened next?

What is "Something Unlimited" user?

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That's all they wrote unfortunately. I got some other Raven greentexts I could dump if anyone is interested.

I'm so alone and angry I've forgotten how to be happy.

Just use protection silly.

Yes, I checked.

I wouldn't mind going out together as friends, sure~

Because She's literally a SUCCubus.

>he hasn't seen the copypasta

Post it.

I'm very interested

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And this is the last one I got.

im not writer but i can take a crack at it.
>and then they fucked.

good stuff user

Good end. 10/10.

It depends.

Does she do anal on the first date?

A buggy porn game that will never ever be finished.

Check for more info.

She does anal even before the first date.

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Would this be "Raven just puts your dick in her ass and rides out of the blue" or "Breaks the laws of causality with magic" sort of pre-date anal?

I think this happened in Austin Powers

Calling triple dibs on Raven, no undibbing!

the latter
she does anal before you've ever met

You earned those trips and my sides.

How... how could she do that?

>lying in bed thinkin bout stuff
>feel like you're being watched
>grey chick in a cape tears a hole in space-time and jams your dick in her pooper, vanishes once she's done
>a few weeks later she happens to stop a bank robbery you were a potential victim of
>doesn't recognize you at all, but notices something odd about the way you're staring
>thinks you're just freaked out from the guns being waved in your face and crave someone nice to calm you down
>invites you to dinner
>convince yourself that getting your cock buttgobbled was just a dream, and you'd probably seen her on TV
>dinner goes well
>start dating
>go steady
>nine months later she nervously asks you something
>she has a rape fetish, and mere roleplaying has never managed to scratch that itch
>opens up a hole in spacetime
>see yourself, laying on your bed, thinkin' bout stuff

lyl

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Magic.

>user sits on the couch reading an issue of Dank Memes Monthly.
>Suddenly, Raven walks in.
>She leans forward and starts to unzip his pants.
“What, hey-“
>”I need you to be hard right now.” Raven interrupts.
>She pulls down his pants and his Batman undies.
>SPROING.
>Raven casually undresses and takes her “seat.”
>Without moaning, panting, or even changing her expression, she rides user like it’s a thing to do.
>user feels no need to protest.
>His body is filled with a mixture of pleasure and confusion.
>After a few good minutes, user bursts inside Raven whose expression still remains unchanged.
>Once every drop is out, she gets up and starts to put her clothes back on.
>user just stares at her for a moment before finally speaking up.
“So um… Do you… Want to go out someti-“
>”Yes, pick me up at 8:00.” She interrupts again in her usual monotone.
>Raven walks off.

good lord, my heart is crumbling

Damn. I didn't realize I wanted to be Raven's bitch so bad until now.

Deep down underneath all that grumpiness and emotional repression, she just wants to be loved.

Just like Sup Forums!

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I'd tell her "lol fuck off" just to see what happens.

Stay strong for her user.

LOL, NO!

I don't want to be loved, I just want to shove my thumb up Raven's butt while she sucks me off.

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Yeah but does anyone even like you in real life? I mean fuck, why do you even bother?

Alright then.

>tfw I had to fight the urge to fall apart like this the first time a girl told me she loved me

fuck

Yeah. I've been reminded hundreds of times about how my callous nature has hurt friends, family and coworkers and have had three separate girls confess to having crushes on me.

Never really cared. Interacting with people is alright but not like, special to me.

Only thing keeping me going is that I can't believe I won't find something that'll blow my mind. There's gotta be something.

Booze is pretty good too.

Ever considered experimenting with psychedelics? I've heard experiences on ayahuasca are quite life-changing (for the better).

In your defense, good relationships are more like really close friendships and the love just happens. All this romance and dating bullshit doesn't have shit on finding that one person who gets and respects you for who you are.

Did shrooms once, wound up walking half a mile then watching some old guys play hockey. Salvia is pleasurable as fuck but never got that mindfuck the others did.

I'm not closed off. I've been to parties, clubbing and am pretty open and frank in conversation. I just don't feel much for bonding.

HE KEEPS DELIVERING, THE MADMAN

Name of artist?

Not that guy, but I keep getting away with being a complete faggot because my "friends" are all morons who just go lol user has such a dry sense of humor I love sarcasm. I still hang out with people because on a practical level I realize that becoming socially isolated would be an undesirable situation, but on an emotional level I would be more comfortable if everyone just fucked off forever.

I should probably get tested for real life autism or something.

RavenRavenRaven

Fair enough, not everyone needs company in their life to survive. God knows I go fucking insane when I'm surrounded by others for too long.

Salvia is...weird. The first experience was a full trip where it really felt I was constantly in a different place, the second time etc. just felt like a weird buzzing feeling in my body. Like a really shitty high. Shrooms are the same except for buzzing. One proper visual trip and after that just lame body effects, not worth the risk of nausea from either.

Speaking of 'not worth it':
>That latest Wolfman-written Raven run with the unsatisfying ending and the "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" bullshit hook
Fuck Wolfman, he's a hack.

i would begin shaking uncontrollably until my body breaks down on a molecular level and i dissipate into a primordial gas

Dammit, B! Stop going after minors! It's what got you into that mess in the first place!

i lost a kidney while reading this.
very funny, put me in the screen capture.

Introversion and a lack of empathy can be entirely separate from actual autism. It's just that the greater difficulty in forming connections and understanding people autism can cause often leads to self-inflicted introversion. Driving others away because you don't understand each other so you can't be hurt and all that.

It doesn't help that until recently, most people didn't even know the autistic spectrum was a thing, leading to groups excluding "the weird kid".

Check out the book "Look Me in the Eyes" for a high-functioning person's life story.

I like RRRs Raven as much as the next guy, but the Splooge delivery was better.

I can't help but feel sad whenever I remember the cheetah that this pic was inspired from.

What was up with him being so sad? Legit question.

Is this some sort of awkward Western variant on headpats?

That's cute as fuck but also disturbing.

diagnosis: autism