I'm binge-watching Samurai Jack right now. I don't think my 11-year-old self could've handled this many waifus.
I'm binge-watching Samurai Jack right now. I don't think my 11-year-old self could've handled this many waifus
Too bad none of them are designed or animated even remotely well.
Samurai Jack had some Canada-tier aesthetic and animation "quality". Might as well jack off to Total Drama or Johnny Test "waifus".
>He doesn't jack off to porn of Johnny Test's sisters and mom
Would you?
BALLS DEEP
was that the "my virginity can grant one wish" fairy
thicc
>mfw I can never think about this again without remembering that screenshot explaining a fanfic where she turns back into Aku mid-orgasm and screams "FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR"
Post samurai waifus.
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34 where Jack gets his dick stuck in that orb where?
And genderbended jonny, best waifu
EXTRA THICK!
better reference?
lol gay
now that you're older you can get a daughterfu
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I wonder why I've never seen a gif of that end bit with the gargoyle just fucking beating the shit out of Jack's face.
I need that in my life.
This is from the old seasons or new one?
New one
new
she's in the trailer
theres already porn
Something like that.
Any female with an interesting character design is going to have porn.
Wasn't she evil?
Can someone edit this so it's a (you)?
Nah, she was nice. Jack sacrifices his wish to go back to the past just to release her (and also to release himself).
its been done
Someone even made a gif of it.
Why didn't he just wish aku was defeated in the past
Can't change the past
Based user.
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But if she granted a wish that aided jack, she still changes the past because it's Jack's inevitable goal
Before I knew it was Aku?
Yes.
After I knew it was Aku?
Maybe.
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I don't know how people in some cartoons get anything done with all of these big-hipped cuties walking aroung.
Would you?
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Had to be done.
Who is this?
The Scotsman got turned into a woman in one of the comics.
You're a saint, user.
The Scotslass, a genderbent version of the Scotsman who Sup Forums is convinced is the perfect waifu of Samurai Jack despite the fact that he is not only straight, but in fact has a wife whom he loves very dearly.
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Your sexual preference is defined by your physiology. If you literally turned into a woman, it'd stand to reason that you wouldn't be attracted to other women physically anymore.
Nah, just only if your brain gets fucked too. Though there's no particular reason genderbending magic bullshit would'nt do that by default too, so it's really only a technical point to be argued by anal retentive dorks.
Clearly, the only solution would be for Jack to marry both the Scotslass and his/her wife. It preserves everyone's honor.
is jack like 40-50 or something
Those years are a lot more visible on the female side
makes sense what with the Globetrotter training he went thought.
I was too old when Jack came out to watch it. Feels bad.
It's a slow kind of TF as the estrogen gets into your head and the soppy little cunt you're pretending you can't feel starts calling the shots with your entire hormone system vs your rapidly fading explicit consciousness
Neat
Being old means you get to enjoy whatever you want. Unless you were "old" which means you were actually too young.
why no love for her? I suppose the male one is fine, too
Jack is 25, at least, at the start of the series.
Or it could be the more aggressive kind of TF where if he doesn't actively fight to hold on to his identity, he'll forget he was ever a Scotsman and believe he was always a Scotslass.
>Tfw no rave waifu
I always thought he was forty-something when he faced Aku for the first time, and some years older by the time the original series ended.
No matter how much cartoon tropes insist, you can't master in some weeks that many fighting techniques and philosophies Jack learnt.
How long a timeframe did the first four season take place over? Was it your standard 1 season = 1 year deal?
I guess that's as good an answer as I´ll ever have.
When does Samurai Jack start to get interesting?
First episode is basically a lore dump, second one shows Jack trying to wrap his head around where and when he is.
Thats all Ive watched so far, and is seems kinda boring?
But Ive heard people praising this show to no end, so I ask you Anons, when it picks up the pace?
You're literally making up rules for genderbending magic. Male and female brains are different too, why wouldn't your brain change along with the rest of your body?
You have to give all shows a couple episodes unless they're clearly garbage. At least watch until Jack and the Three Blind Archers.
its episodic for the most part
>there's barely any good porn of her
Because it's funnier if he's a guy who acts like a guy in a girl's body.
Ear rubs are the best.
Well he still lived a whole life as a man beforehand, so he'd still act like that I'd imagine.
The first couple of "episodes" are actually the debut movie split into 3 episodes. It's meant to be taken in as one big thing. But keep watching. Episode 3 is pretty boss.
Episode 4 and onward are all pretty self contained, with a scant few exceptions. Some are story driven, others are pure action, others still are comedic. It's a pretty varied show given the simple plot.
I wanna re watch the whole thing from the beginning but i can't find sites or torrents that won't fuck my pc
help?
>galaluna will never be free
There's barely any porn of her, outrageously enough.
That cute alien princess or whatever she was too.
I wonder what an electro-antennae-job would feel like. I MUST KNOW!
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The dogs say he's from 25 years before Aku enslaved Earth going off their analyzer.
Thanks.
>The first couple of "episodes" are actually the debut movie split into 3 episodes. It's meant to be taken in as one big thing.
Woah. 1,5h pilot is a bit much to take.
Its not that its bad, but ti feels really dry and kinda boring.
I mean, its great to have all this backstory and explanation, but man, exposition just goes on and on and on.
Im happy to hear that it tones down after first eps.
Because it does, right?
Verbina
im getting vibes of that horse queen from that show
i don't like it
delete this, please
youtube.com
Fuck, I can watch Aku do anything and it would still be funny.
never
bumpu
>EXTRA THICK!
He's a Shape Shifting Master of Evil with fine tastes.
>Also rewatching the series in preparation for season 5
>tfw thw waifus are great but now I realize that Jack goes through more clothing damage than a Senran Kagura character.
You fatfuckers seriously need to fuck off, your pathetic fetish has been ruining the site, fuck off back to tumblr where fatties are allowed.
desu
>Shad art
>spewing meme phrases
You know you have to be at least 18 to browse here right kid?
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So evil he knows memes from other timelines altogether
So evil he banned memes so he can have them all for himself
i get that responding only spurs you on but i just want to assure you that you're a bad person for posting shad art
DEM HIPS
There needs to be more porn of this character
Literally watching this episode as I read this.
Episodic. Very episodic. If you're worried about having to remember long plot lines you won't have to.
Episode taste varies on what you like:
>Action
>Ambiance
>Articulation
I say just keep watching.
Talk about unleashing an unspeakable evil!
Jack almost took a sawblade to the dick.