ITT modern day philosphers.
ITT modern day philosphers
Isaiah Green
Other urls found in this thread:
en.wikipedia.org
youtube.com
twitter.com
Angel Ward
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Brayden Allen
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Jackson Williams
Who?
Kayden Russell
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Luis Lewis
terrence howard
en.wikipedia.org
Nathan Perry
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Evan Taylor
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Hunter Ramirez
/ourguy/
Carson James
>I don't know the difference between a square root and division
imagine being this retarded
Andrew Gray
>It's a complicated world, I guess.
Angel Ross
>but we're told
Once you hear those words, you always know what is coming
Thomas Lopez
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Ian Jenkins
anyone who actually does not get what hes trying to say is retarded. altho i give bill nye could be better with words.
for example
>if things were any other way, everything would be different
Isaiah Hughes
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Jace Gray
Yeah no shit.
Both Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson spout the most obvious shit on their Twitter like they're actually knowledgeable about anything.
Henry Howard
Nye is an out and out moron. Tyson is perfectly fine as a science educator, he should just stay off twitter. He has this pressure to always write really "profound" ideas, which means he spouts stupid shit all the time.Often on shit he knows very little of. Just because you have a phD, doesn't make you an expert in everything. It means you are an expert in a very narrow field. In the context of talking about Astronomy, or PBS specials, he's perfectly fine.
Nathaniel Jones
Best post coming through!
Andrew James
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Oliver Gray
>Trump is actually pure bred Aryan stock
>he's a degenerate moron
Really makes you think.
Alexander Hughes
Is retarded vaporwave the new hot meme?
Charles Perez
>pure bred Aryan stock
Thomas Thompson
He absolutely is. And he's a fat ass mentally deficient goblin.
Cameron Allen
I don't think you know what "aryan" means, nor what an Aryan is.
Don't use words if you don't know their meaning.
Blake Diaz
That's neither retarded, nor vaporwave.
Jordan Phillips
Hack your son's dick off
Christopher Turner
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Daniel Mitchell
You'll at least concede the floating 3D head looks retarded and so is the quote?
Robert Carter
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Samuel Morris
>le childhood indoctrination man
Tyler Martin
This is minimalist post-philosophy, and is very profound. Maybe you should pick up a book sometime. go to college
William Evans
>Hindu-Jews on the left talking about wee-woo-fuzzy-wuzzy things
Really scratched my head
Nicholas Williams
oh i have content for this thread
Ayden Reed
>le gravity
>le evolution
>le conservation of mass
>le le le le
kys
Julian Cruz
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Jaxson Gomez
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Jason Ward
It's funny because Einstein was so concerned with his philosophy that he was entirely incorrect on the matter of a static or expanding universe. despite all of the evidence.
Jose Hernandez
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Gabriel Howard
I would pay to watch the dallas cowboys D line shred the las vegas vaginapeople
Blake Davis
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Anthony Hall
this one always makes me kek
Jackson Morgan
Why are commies always so simplistic?
Henry Baker
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Jordan Gonzalez
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Lincoln Smith
Blame idiot executives. They hear "we want strong women stories", so they interpret that as stories about Ninja women who can kill 500 men in a single battle. They're dumb males and can't think outside of dumb male thinking. The cocaine probably messes with their higher intellect.
Benjamin Diaz
did you know there are infinite genders?
off comes the penis
Brandon Hill
I have the educational equivalent of a GED
*takes a deep breath*
they're.... different mathematical operations
Gavin Scott
Oh fuck. I want to thank you for posting this and the person that made it. Really activated my almonds.
Daniel Parker
What the fuck america
Andrew Carter
>no Peterson
Disgusted
Isaac Ross
If column B is cherrypicked verbal statements its not really fair to compare it to authors who died before every bus had a hot mic
Logan Gutierrez
>those replies to Bill
>expect them to be cherrypicked from the downvoted comments
>they have hundreds/thousands of upvotes
wtf, I love rebbit now
Justin Richardson
>all those negative points and positive points for the people roasting him
Holy shit literally no one likes this faggot anymore do they?
Luke Moore
I know that this thread is supposed to be ironical, but these are not philosophers --they're pseudoscientists/sciencists.
Oliver Cook
It’s hilarious because it’s a tacit admission that negros are retards
Isaiah Morgan
>no Joe Rogan
Disgusted
Ryan Gomez
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Jayden Walker
God what a cunt. Really shows how much he knows about anything, which is not a lot.
Nathaniel Ward
he's correct here though
Cameron Green
I went to reddit to see what they had to say after that godawful video, and i was actually shocked to see that even the redditors were disavowing him. It was full of comments like "wow, i didn't think it was actually that bad" and "i had to put in my boyfriend's dildo because it was making me uncomfortable".
Lucas Moore
Will Smith's son, I forget his name, is quite the philosophiser.
Robert Nelson
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Jayden Nguyen
also, it's just a different male fantasy really. Joss Wedon type grills that are hot, petite and beat up 300lbs lineback guys is so he can jack off to the idea of that same girl picking him to fuck. waifu shit really.
Kevin Ramirez
Where does mediocrity live? Rogan would know.
James Johnson
They need to be for their theories to "work." Too much complexity ruins their models.
Gavin Perez
Oliver Morales
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Austin Cook
>no math
>negroid picture
lol. what the fuck
Jeremiah Ross
Zizek is a step ahead of the rest, though. In this quote you can see that he doesn't fall in the linguistic pitfalls of other leftists.
Oliver Cook
It's better to say "we want better written women". That is, avoid cliches, and give them some depth.
Daniel Scott
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Dylan Reyes
i collect these
Connor Adams
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Owen Kelly
Really overlooking the point, philosophy the guys on the right were talking about doesn't exist today.
B is probably verbal, but it's also talking about modern college philosophy.
>You can't, like, prove anything man.
>What if we all exist in the matrix lol.
Ryan Price
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Thomas Ramirez
I agree, and I actually quite like Zizek despite not agreeing with him a lot of the time, because at least he views the world consistnently
Alexander Nguyen
Way to step around naming the jew alex
Charles Roberts
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Michael Campbell
>What if we all exist in the matrix lol.
But you can't disprove that. Bertrand Russell openly admitted that epistemology cannot rule out that we are living in a Matrix-like world where all our sense-data do not actually reflect real world objects.
Julian Anderson
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Gavin Roberts
Kek. But to be equal, half the men need to be women too
William Ross
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Levi Bailey
>14 inch fangs
Dem BJF's
Jack Gutierrez
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Grayson Kelly
Anyone got the "let the dark lord take over your soul" version?
Evan Parker
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Joseph Howard
"Dude Weed"
-Joe
Aaron Morgan
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Camden White
I haven't seen anything from him for a couple years, did he stop with the faux philosophy tweets?
Camden Martin
What's the problem with this?
Noah Price
>dude, like, monkey people invented cars, how wild is that? Look up-
>Joe Rogan
Easton Ortiz
>degenerate tower
what does it mean?
Jace Powell
Greatest thinker of our time
Jace Turner
There isn't one, Natalie is based.
Joshua Ross
In fairness mandatory algebra is pretty pointless if you're studying fine art or hotel management or something
Jordan Phillips
>her
Israel is a girl?
Aiden King
thats actually true, yes?
Jacob Long
Knowing how to solve for x could come in handy for hotel management actually.
Noah Lopez
try calculating pay rates with deductions without algebra you unemployed plebian
Brody Phillips
Ontology is a meme though t b h