Here it is

Here it is

>nytimes.com/2017/11/09/arts/television/louis-ck-sexual-misconduct.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q
agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first XDDDDDDD

did he force women to fuck a black guy?

KEK

hey it was a different female comedy duo all along
>Dana Min Goodman and Julia Wolov

Holy shit its really over

A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

>his masturbation jokes were actually bragging

I thought we knew about this already

>They thought it was a joke and laughed it off.

A load of nothing as expected.

>As soon as they sat down in his room, still wrapped in their winter jackets and hats, Louis C.K. asked if he could take out his penis, the women said.

>They thought it was a joke and laughed it off. “And then he really did it,” Ms. Goodman said in an interview with The New York Times. “He proceeded to take all of his clothes off, and get completely naked, and started masturbating.”

youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q

Wow it's fucking nothing

It was just a hint here and there before, now women are coming right out and saying it.

Biggest pile of bullshit I've read.

lol classic Louie
it's different since it's multiple women corroborating to one source

the absolute madman

is he autistic?

Lololol

It was a rumor before, now its confirmed with names and faces

this
why would he masturbate if there was no black bull?

>“He leaned close to my face and said, ‘Can I ask you something?’ I said, ‘Yes,’” Ms. Corry said in a written statement to The New York Times. “He asked if we could go to my dressing room so he could masturbate in front of me.” Stunned and angry, Ms. Corry said she declined, and pointed out that he had a daughter and a pregnant wife. “His face got red,” she recalled, “and he told me he had issues.”

>“His face got red,” she recalled, “and he told me he had issues.”

Wow, I never would've guessed that he had issues

So once again. Raping with words.

He said all white men need to die

I am still waiting for him to lead by example

#ImWithLouis

>And then he really did it
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

So Garfunkel and Oates weren't raped by the Cuck King?

Reddit is dead

BIG

That's actually pretty funny, good job. But of course LADIES can't take a fucking joke

If prostitution were legal in this backwards-ass country, he could've paid women to stand there and watch him jerk off and no one would be harmed. They'd probably even laugh at his tiny dick and pinch his nipples if he paid a little extra.

It doesn't sound like he forced anyone to watch, he asked pretty politely IMO.

this won't make me stop listening to his stand ups or watching his show tbqh

I asked a woman once if she would have casual sex with me. Does this count as sexual assault now or is it ok because she said yes?

bill burr next
bill burr next
bill burr next

at least he asked, and he didn't go through with it after he was rejected. what's the problem?

will this be enough to take him down?

>During Ms. Goodman and Ms. Wolov’s surreal visit to Louis C.K.’s Aspen hotel room, they said they were holding onto each other, screaming and laughing in shock, as Louis C.K. masturbated in a chair. “We were paralyzed,” Ms. Goodman said. After he ejaculated on his stomach, they said, they fled. He called after them: “He was like, ‘Which one is Dana and which one is Julia?’” Ms. Goodman recalled.

LMAO
M
A
O

...

What's wrong with Bill?

JUST

You're found guilty of normalfaggotry and sentenced to return to Reddit.

>gets cock and says “can i masturbate”
>i politely decline
>invite him to one of my shows
>hes masturbating on the phone
>work with him on a show, he asks if he can masturbate
>i decline

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

>goes back to hotel room
>watch him jerk off until he finishes

shocked and paralyzed? did they think he wanted to watch tv with them?

are we sure this isn't just from his show and these actresses are dense, because this is hilarious and seems like it would be from his show

He's going to be the victim coming forward against Nia

Poetic justice.

Its fucking over.

Now while I'm sure they didn't say he could get out his dick...it's not like they didn't say 'no' either. Not saying that's alright, but something's clearly wrong with Louis...IF it's true.

the guy literally got abused by his wife, cucked him, and is in the process of divorcing him. Hes too much of a beta to rape anyone

fuck me that's great

hope his kids get taken away from him and he can never exploit them for material again.

he self-funded his new movie and now it's gonna bomb so he'll be broke too. suicide when?

Who's next?

arre they actually divorcing?

"In 2015, a few months before the now-defunct website Defamer circulated rumors of Louis C.K.’s alleged sexual misconduct, Ms. Corry also received an email from Louis C.K., which was obtained by The Times, saying he owed her a “very very very late apology.” When he phoned her, he said was sorry for shoving her in a bathroom. Ms. Corry replied that he had never done that, but had instead asked to masturbate in front of her."

>Louie's face when

TINY

>latest film is a Woody Allen homage and set to premiere tomorrow
>has made many jokes about jerking it over the years

Is this just the perfect crime or what? Its so dense...

Who will Reddit even have left by the end of the year?

>and get completely naked
that's the most autismo part for me
why completely naked?

It's almost as if super rich people live out their perverted fetishes every day.

Even his accusation stories are funny

Literally just harmless banter

Sup Forums is right again
why is every board on Sup Forums always right on the money? elitist autism is god's gift

>As soon as they sat down in his room, still wrapped in their winter jackets and hats, Louis C.K. asked if he could take out his penis, the women said.
>They thought it was a joke and laughed it off. “And then he really did it,” Ms. Goodman said in an interview with The New York Times. “He proceeded to take all of his clothes off, and get completely naked, and started masturbating.”

It's all ogre. He's finished. (assuming this isn't completely made up)

...

And yet another Democrat exposed.

...

>Ms. Corry also received an email from Louis C.K., which was obtained by The Times, saying he owed her a “very very very late apology.” When he phoned her, he said was sorry for shoving her in a bathroom. Ms. Corry replied that he had never done that, but had instead asked to masturbate in front of her.
classic louie

Stay ahead of the game, most of these are true

agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

Him and Sarah Silverman had really weird games they would play. Apparently they stayed at the same hotel and would undress at the top, throw their clothes off the balcony, run down nude, get dressed and do it again to fuck with people. In the writing room of her old show the guys would pull out their dicks, walk around the room while the females came up with jokes about it.

He's apparently into weird shit and some female (and feminist) comedians are okay with it. That's probably why he got away with it for so long.

Any O&A listeners in here? I recall from one interview probably 10 years ago Louis talked about how as a kid he used to whip his cock out and show it to unsuspecting girls. IT was funny though because he said his first time was a girl with Down Syndrome. This has been something he's been doing for his whole life.

>he was naked and masturbating and we want everyone to know it!
Wow who cares?

nothing concrete but as far as I know they dont live together anymore and he talks about alimony constantly

KEK

KING

That shit makes no sense xD
Why didn't they leave when he was COMPLETELY UNDRESSING?

LOL

>celebrity deaths have been replaced with celebrity rapes

All of these kafkaesque pastas about him being carried on stage by nubian bulls whilst dressed like an african kang with the crowd going insane are even funnier now in hindsight

They thought it was a joke and laughed it off. “And then he really did it,”

I don't know why this sentence is so funny to me.

I find it impossible to imagine this actually happening as she tells it. There must have been some sort of preamble or context

hmmm

/ourguy/ 2bh

Assuming this is true, what the actual fuck is going through a person's mind that leads to them getting naked and masturbating in front of someone they just met? I thought this was the kind of behaviour reserved for literal retards

So does this mean he's always been /ourguy/?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's actually wrong with getting your dick out in front of people? Nobody gets hurt or forced to do anything.

dont trust them virtue-signalling middle-aged balding redheaded men over there

Yeah that's a bit weird, although he could have done it quickly - they were too shocked to GTFO quick enough - or maybe he did it out of sight.

...

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENINGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no one knew who he was in 2003

big if true desu

Because it's fucking bullshit, that's why. It makes no sense.

> the stories about Louis C.K. stand out because he has so few equals in comedy

>A fifth woman, who spoke on condition of anonymity to protect her family’s privacy because she has not been publicly linked to the incident with Louis C.K., also has disturbing memories about an incident with the comedian. In the late ’90s, she was working in production at “The Chris Rock Show” when Louis C.K., a writer and producer there, repeatedly asked her to watch him masturbate, she said. She was in her early 20s and went along with his request, but later questioned his behavior.

>“It was something that I knew was wrong,” said the woman, who described sitting in Louis C.K.’s office while he masturbated in his desk chair during a workday, other colleagues just outside the door. “I think the big piece of why I said yes was because of the culture,” she continued. “He abused his power.” A co-worker at “The Chris Rock Show,” who also wished to remain anonymous, confirmed that the woman told him about the experience soon after it happened.

hm yes a woman agreed to his request, nobody was harmed, and now 2 decades later she changes her mind and says "hey you know what? I didn't ACTUALLY agree"

HELLO WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE????????

This literally doesn't make sense. No one in their right mind would do that. This is either a lie or he has mental issues.

What kind of weird shit user?

Some 80 year old will start telling people that Mr. Rodgers raped her.

Is a man not entitled to masturbate in the privacy of his home? Can a man not whip out his dick while sitting in his sofa? If some lady is also in his home, that's her problem, he's not doing shit to her.

>strongest accusation they could muster is "misconduct" and they even qualified it with language that implies he barely veered over the line
>this is just the headline
Already this is off to a GREAT start.

Sup Forums