Michael Bay Producing Live-Action DORA THE EXPLORER Movie

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Why?

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BECAUSE WHY NOT

I'd explora her dora

He wants Selena Gomez's pussy

Damn Dora looks like THAT?

ass is way too big

I'm a white dude and even I think that's just enough ass. It's definitely pushing the envelope but it's delicious.

wrong, dat azz is perfuck

Fag

*Weeohhh weeohhh*
Fag alert

So that they can make porn parodies of it.

underrated

Who would play Dora?

jesus fucking christ

t. Irishman

Why not?

beta numale detected

I'm gay and even I think you're a fag

It's 10:30 in Dublin, you should be getting ready for bed

with ariel winter as dora

low t

Gina Valentina

Irishman are tits AND ass men my dude

Fucking BASED Bay

Jesus Christ I'd ride that like a stolen bike!!

>Why?
he thought "why pretend I care about action and robots when all I want is film teeny girls?"

It's does the explorer not Dora the obese chicka

potato men

wrong

Hi can someone post an image that shows a woman with too much ass

thank you

Chanel Santini

Be honest. Who wouldn't want to see a live-action movie about a Mexican-American loli going on adventures?

>Trump wants to deport this

Demi Rose should play her

What the fuck?

That's probably how Bay he got the idea

She sent him that pic
>What do you think Michael?

She came over to his house and he fucked her in that outfit, BAM, movie is in the works. If she's the lead it's confirmed.

You can't have too much ass.

Ass = thick glutes with just enough fat to sugar-coat the top.

Ass != atrophied glutes with inches of cottage cheese glopped on the surface

>tfw black guys chase the lazy, soda-drinking sloots
>tfw the overwhelming majority of THICC fitness babes are white/mulatto and date whites
>tfw she has a big, meaty ass instead of a floppy, cellulite-ridden shit-bags

Feels good man.

FUCKING MORONS, HE'S GOING TO CAST ISABELA MONER SO HE CAN KEEP TAPPING THAT SWEET 16 YEAR OLD ASS FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS!!! THIS IS A MAN WHO STOPPED A TRANSFORMERS MOVIE SO HE COULD HAVE A CHARACTER TELL THE AUDIENCE HOW IT'S LEGAL TO FUCK 16 YEAR OLDS!!! CAN'T BLAME HIM FOR WANTING TO!!!FACT!!!

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>He wants Selena Gomez's pussy

FUCK NO, SHE'S A COAL BURNER!!!FACT

what the fuck are you talking about you reddit spacing fucking retard, can you just use a fucking trip so everyone can easily filter the cold dog vomit that is your post, literally every single time.

i believe this

>add is way too big

Name? Source?

>with ariel winter as dora

NOPE, WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT SACK OF SHIT WADDLER HER FAT ASS AROUND FOR TWO HOURS!!!FACT!!!

Dayshon be triggered

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no fatties pls

>Isabella Moner in that outfit
I think I just came.

pretty cool guy even if his movies suck

wtf I have facesitting fetish now

gays like ass lemme ask u a questiom bra if you ignore her pussy put a bag on her head and just fuck her asshole would you get off?

Literal perfect casting

POST MOREEEEEEEEEe

hello my irish friend, we meet again

It's not even that big, its just well toned.

Gonna need a source on that image

>producing not directing
it's gonna be shit

Notice how "reddit" went from a legitimate criticism to a standard, throwaway insult. There's something especially effeminate about guys who immediately go straight to that well: it's an attempt to socially-shame someone, to accuse them of not being in the in-group, which is a tactic commonly used by women. The masculine tendency is to address what the person said, or insult their character directly.

Maybe there's more girls on here than we thought.

fag

Cuck has been similarly mutated and devalued. The people here are thoughtless cretins, it's no surprise.

how can bay be such a pleb autist director, and also such a based chad male

>check her instagram
>she fucks black guys
not surprised.

reply

Definitely. But even "cuck" is a man's insult, it's direct, you see what I mean about "reddit" being especially effeminate.

>thoughtless cretins
*tip*

What's her instagram name?

why are nazis always thinking about bbc? pretty gay desu.

it's absolutely not too big, objectively

and youre a fag

This is true, but this board is full of mutts and underage spics now

Maybe if she wears a strapon I would

Reminder that Michael Bay used a 14 year old for the hot girl/Megan Fox role in his last Transformers

Link?

Is he going to use Isabela Moner for this role, too?

Comments don't get much more reddit than this

and there is literally nothing wrong with it

didn't use her much really. at least on screen

If only his movies weren't garbage, then he'd be our guy.

>"Comments"
>not "Posts"

Found the real reddit-fag.

who dat

reply to this post or gryffindor wins the house cup tonight

I didn't impose morality, that is for the audience to judge

A 14 year old

If anything its not big enough and im a white guy

I hate her mannerisms in this webm that it seems like only latinas have...but gaddamnit, so close to seeing some nip

>If anything its not big enough and im a white guy
>not big enough im a white guy
>not big white guy
>big guy

FOR YOU

Vid?

If she does, she's keeping it low-key, and with good cause

@katyaelisehenry

what? why post her instagram?

>he doesn't like fat asses

Confirmed for preferring dumber children
sciencetimes.com/articles/3507/20150303/scientists-say-that-women-with-bigger-butts-give-birth-to-smarter-kids.htm

Low test beta's, when will they learn?

...and yet the average IQ in Africa is significantly lower than in North America

anus shots?

Never have too much ass.

>handprints on girls
WHY IS IT SO HOT GUYS?

...and yet women are genetically predisposed to accumulating fat in their thighs and rear, and women with a body-fat percentage below 17% have significant infertility issues.

the chick's ass is already hot, just now it has hand prints on it.

...and yet clean-living and resistance training are the only proven methods to maintain IQ past the age of 23

Because you're a cuck that likes knowing other men had their hands on a woman you desire

Actually it helps improve long term memory, it has no actual impact on IQ, have you been doing /fit/ recently? Doing /fit/ has been associated with short term brain damage and increased homosexuality.

She was 14 during filming, though

Who's this? Mattress Actress?