What happened?
What happened?
Angel Morales
Michael Bell
She got Seagalled
Ryder Morgan
Who fucking cares
Parker Flores
/r/'ing the gif of him sliding down the corridor.
Dylan Ward
Dey took her
Jordan Hughes
he's above the law so it's ok
Liam Russell
UNGRATEFUL CUNT GETS BLESSED BY THE PUNANI SNATCHER HIMSELF AND SHE HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO CALL THE COPS
STEVEN SEAGULL DID NOTHING WRONG
Aaron Reed
Operat'ed
Josiah Wright
Isn't he faggot?
Nathaniel Ward
Hey! *wheezes* Portia, girl. *smacks lips at hoagie* I uh *removes pickles and shoves them into his mouth* I got rug for you to *inhales sandwich* munch. *wipes mustard off short and sucks the fingers*
Ian Jenkins
Are you wanting your birthday snatched my friend? Because saying something like that is how you get your birthday snatched
Levi Moore
Steven confirmed for patrician. Portia De Rossi is one of the hottest women I can think of
Hunter Murphy
So is she
Landon Ramirez
...
Colton Martin
We know she accepted his proposition, otherwise she would be dead.
Angel Ward
If you're being unironic you have the worst fucking taste, kiss yourself
Christian Lewis
HEROES IN A HALF SHELL
TURTLE POWER
Nathaniel Davis
...
Julian Jenkins
What movie
Kevin Edwards
t. gay
Kayden Butler
>His father was the son of Russian Jews who moved to the U.S.[11][12]
Luis Sullivan
>wrinkly old dyke
Ayden Russell
...
Jack Hughes
Holy shit, look how tiny that vest looks on the fat fuck, hahahahaha.
Xavier Bailey
They really couldn’t have picked a worse picture of her
Jace Murphy
lol, accusing of rape a guy that lives in Russia and barely does anything anymore is so inconsequent.
Robert Scott
...
Justin Richardson
did he take her birthday?
Logan Ross
Portia De Rossi = Month old milk left out in the Arizona desert during the summer.
She hit the wall at 21 and without ejaculate constantly inside her, aged rapidly after hitting the wall.
Logan Green
I stand my ground. She's extremely attractive to me but thank you for your concern. The punani snatcher himself agrees with me, that's all I need.
Levi Hill
EVERY motherfucking one
Hudson Perez
I'm sorry to hear that
Camden Hughes
>did he take her birthday cake?
fixed
Christopher Fisher
No wonder she likes Punani.
Asher Hughes
>accusing someone who hasn't been a thing in hollywood for at least 20 fucking years
women are really fucking dumb.
Zachary Price
And I yield to you being the opinionated beholder of her beauty, march on user
David Allen
a teacher of mine told me that seagal once shot a rocket launcher at a live animal, or something. is that true?
Aaron Murphy
I dunno if it's true, but that is a thing you can do in Cambodia:
traveldudes.org
A guy I used to know went to one of these ranges. He didn't do the rocket launcher thing, but he shot at some chickens with an ak-47.
Jaxon Ramirez
You do.
Robert Powell
How did he fit his head through that neckhole?
Hunter Cox
Her?
Christopher Harris
FUCK he seems like such a nice guy who doesnt judge any script he is given and does anything a director says.
Cant believe a nice guy sexually harassed a woman.
Jacob Scott
She used to be hot. She's transforming into her girlfriend, Ellen.
Anthony Rivera
Wasn't there a story about an actress doing a casting audition with Steven, he asked her to take her top off and she noted that the script didn't call for any nudity so he said "this scene has off camera nudity"
Landon Rivera
He has 12 Thai virgins sew the shirt around his frame.
Samuel Taylor
>She used to be hot. She's transforming into her girlfriend, Ellen.
If she had accepted Seagals proposal she wouldn't have problems with aging.
Adam Bailey
Her agent tried to pimp her out, probably didn't give Steve the headsup that she wasn't a hundred percent on it.
Kevin Martinez
listen if you are a woman who takes a role with Seagal, rape is the least you should be expecting
Hudson Edwards
>(Jenny) McCarthy then detailed how the actor went “on and on about how he spent time in Asia working on missions” adding that he was “watching out of one eye to see if I take the bait.” And then McCarthy claims he told her, ‘’‘You know, this part has nudity in it. And I can’t really tell what your body looks like in that dress that you’re wearing.’ ”
Women are into dangerous men
Benjamin Hall
Ellen is still pretty hot.
Joshua White
He's not reliant on Jew money. He makes whatever garbage he wants.
The fact that he told a lesbian she has nice tits won't harm him.
Jayden Ramirez
he pulled out his dick and broke it half like a pool cue.
Chase Roberts
Literally nothing.
Lincoln Gonzalez
dang got some good loot there
Parker Howard
>and then she left
Yeah right. He snatched that punani like it was a motherfucker birthday.
Parker Ramirez
wtf is this