Explains a lot really

Explains a lot really

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OOHH MYYY

he probably liked it though

hmmmm he has been acting a little pozzed lately

Reminder that this young man was for a time in charge of driving a Galaxy class starship, USS Enterprise. The flag ship of the United Federation of Planets.

A little?

Good

>Wheaton married Anne Prince on November 7, 1999,and lives in Arcadia, California, with her and her two sons from a previous relationship. When one son was 19, he asked Wheaton to legally adopt him, which he did.

Every time.

I can't watch Stand by Me anymore knowing this kid turned out to be such a gigantic douche bag as an adult.

FUCK YEA TAKE GEORGE DOWN THAT FLAMING FAGGOT

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>at 19

god thats such an easy to see through attempt to get some guaranteed financial stability.

And of course the faggot bought it.

Yeah user it can't be because he loves his son now can it?

>my wifes sons

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S U L U ' D

Just because you put the text on an image doesn't mean I should believe. I want to but this is 100% speculation.

I have the same issue with him and TNG. Such a comfy series ruined by this guy's endless faggotry

then he would have adopted them earlier id say.

He looked like he was going to be a fine looking man, but now he is a fat numale. This is what Reddit does to people.

I love this timeline

Maybe his piece of shit biological "father" wouldn't relinquish custody. I'd love to have my dad be a nerdy guy like Wil Wheaton, instead of some loser jock who asks if you want paper or plastic at the grocery store.

kys will

Is that physique achievable natty?

If you're white and "male" absolutely. It's the standard body type for white "men" in the 2000s.

Der Numale

Post a picture of yourself now

Underrated

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!

I like his Kevin Smith cosplay.

He's a fedora and a numale, both demographics which have high rates of childhood abuse.

>only 1 of them wanted to be adopted

Another defenseless frail woman raped by a strong evil man.

classic wil

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i think wil will be okay

Source?

Who wouldn't? Seriously.

HAHAHAHA FUCKING TOPKEK, DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT

Didn't realise this was a numale thing. Good thing I don't open-mouth smile for pictures

fpbp

>in charge
He wasn't "in charge" of anything. He input commands issued by a senior officer to pilot, not drive, the Enterprise.

BRAAAAP

Did Anton know? Was that why he was killed by his own car running him over?

>"h-h-hey son"
>"what do you want Wil?"
>"y-y-your brother wants me to adopt him"
>"and?"
>"I-I-I want to adopt you too"
>"fuck off Wil"
And scene

>some loser jock who asks if you want paper or plastic at the grocery store
what year do you graduate user

M Y W I F E S S O N

can you legally adopt an adult?

19 year olds aren't legal adults

*inhales*

/thread

Imagine Takei's vampire laugh on repeat as he defiles Wheaton rhythmically in de ass

Really Enterprises my Phaseshifter if you catch my drift

except they are.

Just like Sulu. Coincidence?

I'd rather cut my throat open with bread knife than be you mate and I'm not exaggerating

>he keeps getting called Wil
>it's ok if you want to call me dad son
>no thanks Wil I've got a dad and he's not a fucking loser

>mate
is it talk like a pirate day again, it feels like it comes earlier every year

It was in Rome, it is in my country, it probably is in the US

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Sauce?

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

I mean, Wheaton is not some superstar, but he's kinda famous in certain circles. He could easily find some nice fangirl (even guys like him have fangirls) and settle with her. Or just pump and dump them. Why does he do this? It's like these idiots have cuckoldry in their genes or something.

To this day I still maintain that if they pumped teenage will with estrogen he'd have made a top tier tranny

Adult adoption is a thing. Used to get parental rights or have an easier legal process to get Wheaton's money when he croaks

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21 is, not 19

>Gay Pedophilia? WHAT?!?!?!?

18 you are an adult

Same, why couldn't he OD instead of River Phoenix?

Nobody posting the webm of Takei literally jacking a guy's flaccid cock on Howard Stern's show?

not legally

Yeah user I totally want that shit on my computer.
Now have a fat Riker.

haha, fucking numales, good thing i have terrible teeth and don't ever smile in photos

Well, obviously I don't either, but you can usually count on Sup Forums and Sup Forums in general when it comes to shit like this

Is such a thing even possible?
Yes it is.

Why are Sup Forumstards so obsessed with numales?

Based.

How could such a cute kid turn into such an ugly beta adult?

>the "I'm a male feminist" starter pack

getting pumped full of gay sulu juice probably didn't help

Its late in the year user, 2017 went fast for me too man.

>removing the name of the website now to avoid calling the obvious bs
if you're going to shitpost, you should at least make it believable

Any more Will and reluctant sons conversation kino?

>being against the nuclear family, a man and woman raising a child
Why do you want single mothers raising kids? That's not an ideal raising.

that's not what cuckoldry is
cuckoldry is the act of being a man with a wife who's unfaithful. The children or from a previous marriage, before any relationship between them.

are you me?

>"h-h-hey son"
>"Wil, I'm not your son, I've been telling you as much for 15 years by now"
>"y-y-your brother is gonna have a catch with the old man like my old man and I used to when I was a kid"
>"fuck off Wil"
>"o-o-okay"
There's a sitcom in the making. Wheaton, call me

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>Kongs fan

le cuck face

Most boys are just cute cause they're young. If you look at their features you can tell more easily which ones will grow up handsome. The ones with doughy faces and no bone structure like Will are usually fucked.

Unless you live in Colorado, Mississippi or Puerto Rico which the legal age is 21 or Alabama or Nebraska where it's 19, 18 is the age of legal adulthood in 47 states. Now shut the fuck up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_majority

this man is retarded your honor

>words
>image

Seems legit

>unless you live in a place where you are right you are wrong
wow you're so smart

Ethan and Hila are really hamming it up lately.

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Definitely. Since nothing really comes from it, it's just pointless.

>Will Wheaton
>George Takei
>Entirely different show ffs

At least make it somewhat believable and say it was one of the Jewish directors

Anton was also upset that he inspired Elliot Rodger's massacre. When Elliot saw this nerd make out with a hot blonde in a pool in Alpha Dog that was the last straw

The Day of Retribution had been initiated

>Let's have a catch,son.
>*looks around the room*
>Son?
>You better be talking to that turd in your pocket because my name sure as hell ain't Son,now freshen up my chocolate milk,needle dick.

Like to think the kid is about 13 and doesn't give a damn about star trek.