/stg/ - Stranger Things General

Just finished this.
Is Billy /ourchad/? That scene in the last episode was straight out of an old porno.

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>tfw find out he's Australian

More evidence this country is full of chads.
God its hard for a basement dweller here, imagine trying to get a gf when each girl has hundreds of Billy's to choose from.

There's hope.

Any news about season3?

Nope, other than Cara Buono saying that she wants to fuck Billy.
I predict teenage love drama, they're going to be freshmen.

>Cara Buono saying that she wants to fuck Billy.
The Duffers want it too

Retarded scene, retarded season

Bathroom steve/nancy argument = "had to many jbombs now I'm drunk woaaah" tier burst instead of proper PTSD breakdown over death of friend

Then she and the other guy get relegated to an utterly pointless subplot (take a tour of the facility for an episode, couch at not-john tuttoro's house for an epsiode, bullshit for an episode) only to comically arrive with perfect timing for the finale.

Jonathan meets girl at party, she's never mentioned again.

Max is good at vidya, way for her to bond with kids? Nope, never mentioned again.

Communicating through lights = unexplained phenomenon when inside upside down. Now any jackass can do it, like how did El's mother do it? Never explained.

Reporter character has tape of some guy saying "yah Barbra is dead" and that's apparently the damning piece of evidence to sink a CIA backed government op. Tumblr blog movements shouldn't influence writing.

Billy subplot is cameo tier, would make sense if he was some known actor making a guest appearance because there's no real sorry there, we see him sometimes then he shows up, gets punched by his dad, beats up Steve, then almost gets castrated with a spiked baseball bat. What was his arc or purpose?

Resident evil/blade 3 tier enemy dogs. Awful, uninspired, season 1 villain Demogorgon was actually scary.

Speaking of villain, the mind flayer. Awful, didn't do anything apart from dig some holes then send evil dogs to eat people. Demo in first season was proactive and had presence

Military useless against dogs again, shoot them with m16 but they don't die. Then hopper double taps them and they drop like potatoes (but not when they munch on Samwise Gamgee).

Poor writing and characterisation all around. Hopper has a trigger temper now, why? the boys always argue and never seem happy together, why? Eleven doesn't care about them anymore, why? Hopper disappears for like 3 days and expects eleven to still sit tight there.

Elevens mother plot line not resolved, no meaningful conclusion or expansion, instead we get a unless filler episode just before finale.

No actual growth happens, not between seasons or in the season itself. Characters are caricatures of themselves. Writing reminds me of someone who watched Stranger Things s1 do a fanfic of Stranger Things, rather than the actual writers doing the job - seems like the newbie Duffers got intimidated and instead of growing and expanding they just rehashed

No more focuse on a plot and B plot like in season 1, now we have ten plots, half of which go nowhere. More I could mention. Absolute waste of a season

>couch at not-john tuttoro's house
This one always gets me

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When a young boy disappears, his mother must confront terrifying forces in order to get him back.

>expecting anything from a low budget Netflix series

Season 1 was a one hit wonder and even then it wasn't all that great aside from nostalgia, it just got memed hard into popularity but the plot is subpar.

There's actually very little "nostalgia" in the first season. The whimsical, carefree life of the children could really be from any decade, as could the "adult" side of the drama and mystery. The success hinged on both the aesthetic and the great writing and characterisation - to say that the plot is subpar would be simple contrarianism.

Steve character was so random in the end of season 2, he have nothing going on with Nancy so they just pushed him with the little kids?
And why is Nancy so fucking retard? If this was any realistic the goverment agency would have killed her already.

he has the most pretentious name

>reddit makes a general to talk about sjw shows and ruins the board
cant you guys go to /r/strangerthings or /r/cuckold

>top secret black ops government agency
>doesn't have metal detectors, CT scanners or even a bag check

can you get the fuck over people using the board the right way and shut the fuck up about reddit and your childish, autistic site loyalty? If you're tired of people discussing a new show on the TV board maybe you should go somewhere else or get a fucking life, maybe go outside.

>>Sup Forums
>>off a cliff

LOL, in season 1 Hooper invades the facility by cutting the wirelink fence and sneaking in.

If even the US government secret facility in charge of exploring an unknown dimension have such poor security, imagine how it is in the average government facility.

Maybe Nancy hid the recorder up her punani

There is no way to create the small town atmosphere anymore with smartphones and internet. Imagine Jonathan hiding behind a bush snapping pictures with his Iphone when he could just go to Nancy's instagram and see everything there.

Hopper could just make a live twitch stream and expose the entire facility to the entire world by the third episode.

Stranger Things doesn't just takes place in '80s, it tries to feel like a TV show from the '80s.

>Hopper could just make a live twitch stream and expose the entire facility to the entire world by the third episode.

I can accept a super duper goverment facility being invaded by a literal who police officer in the 80's, but right now that would just be stupid.

>my ginger waifu is ruined by a fucking nigger

no

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick! Change team for the prime ginger.

No worries, Steve's on the case!

RUINED

How does this make you feel?

>nancy the local hooker who slept with half of the town is solving love cases

No surprises that she also helped him to lose his virginity that night.

shouldn't that upset niggers more considering he obviously wants to be white?

took awhile for someone to make this

Lucas doesn't even act like a nigger, he is an ok lad. Plus Max didn't come out as a BBC lover, she just ended up with him cause he was pretty much the only option, besides le 56% face. Also she was actually into Mike.

Girls ruined everything.

Just like in real life.
We had such a friendship with the boys back then when I was young in 90s. VHS tapes, Nintendo, Sega, Alien and Terminator, bikes, basically everything was the same as it was in the first season.

But then bitches happened. Bitches ruined our company and divided it.

I don't really see that but idk why he would want to be like the white boys when Lucas is willing to work hard for some money to play at the arcade. His family is the only one that doesn't have big problems and they live in a nice town.
like I don't get it

Cute, except for Max. Fuck Max. Worst character in the series.

>Lucas doesn't even act like a nigger, he is an ok lad. Plus Max didn't come out as a BBC lover, she just ended up with him cause he was pretty much the only option, besides le 56% face. Also she was actually into Mike.

Lucas is a fucking fictional nigger, back then no one tolerated then in the US at all.
You had to be O. J. Simpson national super star and extremely rich nigger to act like Lucas does among the white americans and not get beaten / humiliated.

>steal $5 from your sister with the intention of giving it back
>parents make you give away 2 boxes of your own toys
Is this something American parents actually do?

Brutal heightmog

>Cute, except for Max. Fuck Max. Worst character in the series.
I thought she'd be at least connected to the group from the first episode but no.
She and her brother are completely fucking irrelevant characters.

What the actual fuck? Season 2 is such a shit.

Who got hard?

There are people who genuinely believe Hopper did anything wrong when he was taking care of Eleven.

How does that make you feel?

Nancy is such a bitch! She could have let him borrow the money but NOOO she had to tell her mommy and daddy.
and this is the girl that was supposed to expose the lab? I guess all she can do is whine enough for people to pay attention to her

Kill yourself

>Steve character was so random in the end of season 2, he have nothing going on with Nancy so they just pushed him with the little kids?
>And why is Nancy so fucking retard? If this was any realistic the goverment agency would have killed her already.

Season 2 is a total fucking mess.
What a disappointment.

It's pretty obvious that they never planned to make it but since S1 was successful, AS ALWAYS, they decided to milk it more and make more shitty sequels.

He did so much wrong but the biggest one was him losing track of time to plant little flags.
It was pointless in the end and they only wrote him fucking up so Eleven could get mad and hop on a bus towards E7

>tied up shota
>not getting hard

Wow spotted a fucking faggot.

>Eleven was supposed to die in S1.
>S2 was supposed to be in the 90s
The Duffers have let the execs at Netflix ruin their vision.
STAHP EHT

Okay, but what does that have to do with the success hinging on nostalgia

why is everyone kinda ugly in this show? except winona and the milf of course
even this fag is kinda weird. but i guess it's better than scream where everyone looks like a supermodel

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>Eleven was supposed to die in S1.
>S2 was supposed to be in the 90s
God that would be so shitty. I'm glad the execs at Netflix intervened.

Most of them are above average

I mean.. that's how hard they wanted to Direct the new IT movie. I'm glad they stepped in for S1 but it's going all the way to S4 and maybe S5?
Fuck man, with a 15 month shooting schedule we'll be here for years...

>Millie maybe will be Jill in the Silver Chair Narnia film

Please God, let this happen.

What the FUCJ

it's ogre man
fack is dead
V Team is dead

we're all fucking dead

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Max was ok, she was obviously just in there to get a female on the team since Eleven is in hiding. She's cute though even though she's pointless. He brother was the weird part I don't understand at all, guess they're just building up for next season with him.

what the fuck?
oh, right...the pedos...

>"OH BILLY COMPACT MY LIL POOPOOS BILLLYYYY OHHHHHHHH"

Nostalgia isn't just showing VHS tapes and analog JVC cameras or D&D. Trying to like a TV show from '80s is automatically playing on nostalgia since we grew up watching shows with this kind of style.

shirtless scene was good too

>She could have been Max

billy steve and el are the best characters

everyone else is low tier. max is shit tier

You misspelled hopper steve and el

At least she didn’t have to kiss a black kid. That would have broken me. She is so qt. The current one is not a great loss for the white race desu.

>hopper
true my bad

I know

They wanted a human antagonist but they couldnt really figure out what to do with him, so he is just an asshole instead.

Steve was too charismatic, they needed another 80s bully

What the fuck is it with gays being into feet?

Yeah that's true, thats the reason why they wanted a human antagonist, they say that in Beyond Stranger Things episode 1 15min15sec in.

Did they intentionally edit the cover of that book to look like Billy holding Karen? That is clearly not the same cover.

Reminder Billy saved this season from being a snoozefest

Yes

Pretty much.

>Max is good at vidya, way for her to bond with kids? Nope, never mentioned again.
I was waiting for the scene where Max is giving the boys tips on how to gitgud at Dig Dug.
S2 is trash.

Damn, never noticed that

where is based elposter

rip /stg/
rip !eleVen.OlU

kthxbai

sometimes even devoted people have shit to do

They found out he jacks off in front of other people.

wew drunk in this thread mille is great wew

yeah so what hes still based and keeps the threads alice

I think he meant the sweaty tied up boy. But anyway, boy feey are something special

Is Finn gay? Cuz this is really fucking gay. They're like straight up flirting.

He's probably bi

a queer is a queer

Real quality post there pal

that's about as much as I could ascertain from skimming through the first season in about 45 minutes

lost me when it went Silent Hill though
and the kids can't act

thanks it took a great deal of thinking

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D E A D T H R E A D

Guess CK is taking all the attention

HOT

>Finn and Jack are groping each other on camera again

How did they get away with this?

He looks like the (other) missing Winchester Brother.

Come to Sup Forums to read about story discussion and instead saw fucking gay pedo discussion.
I wish I could say I was surprised.

I hope they do promotional work for the sequel because I need more of this.

Finally a live action show that pulls this trope off well.