Australia time boys

Australia time boys.

When this site is at its best

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Still gutted handsome men competed for an old washed up husky sounding whore like sophie monk and to top it off she picked the opposite of what she said she "wanted" fuck australian TV.

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Don't you dare speak of Sophie like that you barbarian

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who /shaun/ here

I miss old australian kids shows like spellbinder they're prime comfiness.

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were still up bitch


you will never escape your betters

Strayan tv is all propaganda and social engineering m8. Don't watch it.

Amerishart reporting in

what is it about Australians that make them banter so fucking much?
i bet 90 percent of you fucks are ban evading at all times.

Was it aus kino?

>takes place in Australia
>not directed by an Australian

They're grumpy because its 50c year round

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I really admire the Aussie way of banter and shitposting. It's not hidden under a veil of malice like the Brits.

4 abos drive off a cliff in a kingswood. What is the tragedy?

This. They're also impervious to anger.

Canada vs Australia?...

I love whack on whack crime! Kill each other you fucking hosers!

B-but I'm Alaskan just staying up slightly too late and I'm not horrible

sadly, he is a libtard

daily reminder

We're really smart. The banter is almost post ironic, which you need a fairly high IQ to understand

nothing else to do on that shitty isolated island

*Ruins your television viewing experience*

They have nothing to gain and nothing to lose. Banter has no consequences when you don't have to live in society

We got cucked by John Howard after Port Arthur and all we have left is banter

Angela>Sophie Dee but that goes without saying.

I'd be salty too if my mbps was that shit desu

australia - the real south america

TALMUD VISION

NOT THE KINGSWOOD

>have foxtel
>99% of the time nothing good is on
>Don't have good enough internet for netflix or piracy

Gonna head into town later to buy a DVD of a tv show soon, what should I get lads?

That a Kingswood could only fit 4.

>she picked the opposite of what she said she "wanted"
That's how all women are though.
She's been dating that guy since before the show, it's all bs.

Wilfred (the superior US version)

Official Actually Funny Posters Ranking
1. Romania
2. Brits
3. Leafs
4. Japan
5. Kiwis
6. Dutch
7. Australians
8. Germans
9. Americans
10. Russians

All of em.

Thought I might leave this here cunts

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Also this

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Brits and leaves shouldn't be on that list. Nearly all British posters are genuinely autistic and nearly all Canadian posters post complete and utter garbage. I agree with Romania at number one. I dont know how they manage to do it

>Leafs
>Funny

>2. Brits
>3. Leafs
>4. Japan
If you've ever been on Sup Forums, these three are never actually funny outside of throwing colossal tantrums over absolutely everything or just posting stupid shit in general

Leafs are fucking terrible m8

Close, it's that a kingswood can seat 5

Anyone here seen the film Samson & Delilah?
It's fucking shit, literally 80% of the film is a boong kid sniffing petrol

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should be "the virgin chad" and "the chad bruce"

>laffs
>3rd place

Does Lesotho need to come and put you in your place?

Now THIS I can huff petrol to!

This is the same shit that happened on Sup Forums years ago when moot revealed flags to prove that 90% of the shitposting was done by Australians.

The Japanese can be funny when it's actually them, and not some assflustered English teacher

Correct but Japs and Kiwis suck

They're not intentionally funny, anyway

>implying that doesn't make them hilarious

The faggot mods just took down the Sup Forums thread, ausposting is the next best thing

Most Jap flags are weebs using proxies or beta English teachers.

About fucking time. I reported them hours ago.

Assuming the ones with broken English are actual Japanese posters, they're about as stupid, ignorant and racist as burgers are accused of being. Their posts tend to not be much more than "why western dumb and stupidd???"

It's the hole in the ozone layer that makes us go a bit mad, too much radiation getting through. Top that off with all the alcohol and croc dodging and you get Australians

It's not all good down here tho, the day we run out of petrol and VB is the day the abo uprising ends us all

I always couldn't stand Australians and thought they were terrible people but couldn't really understand why until I read this post back in the day and realised I wasn't the only person who felt that way. Something about being descended from convicts makes you the lowest form of human beings.

Had to watch it in high school
Really made me think

on Sup Forums the Portuguese often give a lot of laughs

the Spanish however are retards who can't type a simple sentence in English properly

>mbps
Wtf you get Mbps? Rich cunt

Fuck moot for giving them the satisfaction of being cunts. Now they revel in it and won't feel shame in being known as the worst.

FUCK MOOT

Maybe, mate, but we're tougher cunts than you are.

True, the abos will have the advantage when society collapses, they have a connection with the land we will never know...

They're drunken racists at every level. Australians are a group surrounded by an ocean for a reason. They're just garbage, that should be ignored. They even know it themselves.

I think being descended from Britbongs is the worse of the two

>all these salty sally's upset about leaf superiority

How can one country be so devoid of talent in film making, the arts, and music?

Is Mel Gibson an honorary Australian? I heard that the first Mad Max was actually autobiographical.

>tfw have to shitpost from tethered phone because ISP and VPN are range banned.

>reddit spacing

warm weather, lack of culture, and isolation creates garbage people

That's right buddy, you show em who's boss

All they have is "banter". In other words, nothing.

What does this thread think of Aunty Donna?
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Canadians are as british as these fuck ups, but they don't exhibit any of their fucked up properties. These stupid assholes still drive on the left.

>they have a connection with the land we will never know...
Two brave men tried to share the ancient abo ways with the world and were punished for it. I guess the world just wasn't ready for the truth...

I get 55 Mbps and I'm a poorfag, sorry Ausbro.

>always found that song about vegemite sandwiches to be good at least
>later find out the singer isn't even Australian

>VB
No real Australian drinks that swill

Then why are they so shit at banter?
Is it because Australia is mostly a sub-colony of China now?

canadians would too but they rely too much on leeching off the US so they changed to driving on the right to make border crossing easier

This. We drink Fosters

Who /coopers/ here?

picrelated is better than vegemite shit.

Exactly, Why do you think we feed it to the abo's ya daft poof

Do Australians do this, or just American tourists?

Fucking nothing is.

>Mel Gibson
>ACDC
>Bee Gees
>Most good movies set in Australia

>they have a connection with the land we will never know
It used to be a lush, tropical island

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is this the designated anglo superiority thread?

>Medicore Sup Forumstard actor
>Beyond generic hard rock
>Okay at best
>lolno

300kbps reporting in

No, they just weren't assholes. Assholes drive on the left. Everyone knows that.

fucking pure kino ya fucken drug addict

Canada is America Lite in every way. What is even the point of that country.

What does this taste like?

Very mixed, some episodes are kino and others are pissweak.
Allot of my friends quote it all the time and it's cringe.

You mean by burning it down? Because that's why Australia is arid now.