SPIDER MAN HOMECOMING

I Finally watch this movie today, is time to discuss about it.

big boopie milfman

"oh peter its ok, you can use my thongs anytime to jackoff into"

I felt like it was way too long. By the time I got to the end fight, it felt like the DC stuff had happened in a different movie

why does he break every fucking thing?

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Spiderman learns how to be Spiderman from an Ironman suit the movie.

The only slightly redeemable thing in the movie is the Keeton Car scene and hot Aunt May. Peter should Jon Snow the shit out of her.

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The scene where Aunt May showed Peter how to masturbate was a little weird for a Marvel movie

*swoon*

>Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like to stab you with thier fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous, poison-filled parasite.
>Now I know what you're thinking, "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the fuck up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think I'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a cock and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month-old zuccini and a pair of avocados. Her asshole is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth.
>Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, spiders. Wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed in the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. Has to have forklifts drive into his recieving dock every day, unloading boxes.
>Anyway, I wanted to tell you all this before the Alzheimers gets me.

>I want to _______________________ Aunt May

marry

be adopted by

have a romantic homecookedchicken tendiesdinner with aunt may

suckle

recast an actress as an elderly woman for the role of

help her remember and relive the glory days, before she became just

So, they finally did it. Aunt May is hotter than Mary Jane

tony stark proposes to pepper: the movie

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I'm glad they dredged up Paltrow back. And I still wish to see Rescue.

"play" with your cute submissive nephew

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