That hank hill ass
That hank hill ass
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US comedian Louis C.K. has admitted that sexual misconduct allegations made against him by five women are true.
He said he had "wielded power irresponsibly" and could hardly wrap his head around the "scope of hurt" he had caused them.
Four of the accusers told the New York Times he masturbated during interactions with them and a fifth said he had asked to do so.
The allegations led to the release of his new movie being scrapped.
I Love You Daddy - a comedy about an ageing film director, played by John Malkovich, who has a reputation for getting embroiled with young women - was due to have been released in the US on 17 November.
"These stories are true," Louis C.K. said in his statement.
"The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly."
The comedian added that he regretted the hurt he had inflicted on people he worked with, including his manager Dave Becky, his family, his friends, his children and their mother.
In Thursday's New York Times report, four comediennes - Dana Min Goodman, Julia Wolov, Rebecca Corry and Abby Schachner - and a fifth woman, who spoke on condition of anonymity, made allegations about the entertainer.
Goodman and Wolov said Louis C.K. stripped naked and masturbated after inviting them to his hotel room during the US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado, in 2002.
Schachner said she called Louis C.K. in 2003 to invite him to one of her shows and was dumbfounded to realise during their phone conversation that he was masturbating. "I felt very ashamed," she told the New York Times.
A fifth woman, who did not want to be named, told the newspaper of alleged incidents involving the comic in the late 1990s, while she was working in production on The Chris Rock Show.
Louis C.K., who was a writer and producer on the show, repeatedly asked her to watch him perform a sex act, she said. "He abused his power," she said.
Jaxson Edwards
I will be genuinely surprised if he doesn't commit suicide
Ethan James
Holy shit he actually did
Robert Brooks
Why do these retards admit it? Nothing good could come from admitting guilt.
Anthony Phillips
Holy shit the fuck is that ass? Do americans really look like that?
Gavin Morris
...
Logan Howard
>americans not understanding the concept of volume
top kek
Jacob Bailey
He's a sick sick man. Jews love forcing people to watch them jerk their little penis.
Jonathan Ramirez
How does someone that big have such a tiny ass? He has to use his glutes to stand and sit, so you're heaving up a couple hundred pounds minimum every time you get out of a chair. I weigh 140 and I think my ass might be bigger than his.
Daniel Brown
No. The Average American looks much worse than that.
Adrian Edwards
...
Hunter Flores
Well, his wife and kids might stay. There's that...
Noah Garcia
only /gif/ and /wsg/ have sound
Colton Bennett
Soon so many people will get exposed that people wont care anymore
Angel Mitchell
little
Caleb Sullivan
>schtick is "i'm a disgusting slob and i like to jerk off" for your entire career
>invite some girls up to your hotel room to ask them "hey i'm a disgusting slob do you mind if i jerk off"
>WTF SCANDAL
i don't understand
Jacob Scott
Makes him look noble and sympathetic. He can pretend to be a victim of his own desires.
Justin Cook
You never go full retard
The stage persona is supposed to stay on the stage
Noah Parker
How is it possible to be that fat and still not have an ass? Can someone explain this to me? I thought hank hill ass was a joke.
Justin Baker
are you dumb? his back and leg fat hide it
Tyler Jenkins
He was married? Why not just make her watch him? I don't get why someone would have a fetish to do that instead of fuck them.
Ryan Morales
Is that the girl from Zombeavers? Looks kind of like her.
Ian Smith
Men don't store fat in their ass. I you want one you need exercise
Sebastian Williams
>Tells us to go out to the Interacial Breeding
>Sexually harasses only white women
What did he mean by this?
Cameron Butler
too much sitting
Julian Rivera
How does he even shit?
Must come out like peanutbutter from a tube
Charles Thomas
Uhhh user I'm a man and I have a lot of fat in my ass....
Matthew Sullivan
fat people always get that thing where their tiny little ass cheeks look all squished together like 2 loaves of white bread surrounded by a mass of fatty tissue, shits disgusting and I'd kill myself if I were that fat.
Anthony Price
haha you should post it
Julian Johnson
>cucks are hypocritical and full of self-hatred
Ha! whatta surprise
Connor Brown
>well would yea look at that, another thread about me!
Aaron Lopez
is that 1993 conans writer louis ck?
Oliver Adams
>men does this
>HAHAHA HANK HILL ASS WHAT A DISGUSTING PIG
>women does this
>empowering...powerful....woww....this is how a real woman looks like
Charles Wright
he was divorced for years
Jason Cook
Men store fat around their waist mostly. Louis has the ass of someone who has never stepped foot in a gym or played a sport desu.
Jacob Davis
I mean it can't be real its shopped right?
Jason Nelson
I had a j-cup tittymonster gf who used to have an ass like that. I don't even care -- I just miss those fucking tits.
John Long
No we all have BBCs
Ryan Gomez
I can see why these women complained about him jacking off. What a mess
Kevin Thompson
just...
Chase Long
...
Carson Nelson
What's his name again?
Noah Young
Is dis nigga for real
Adam Lopez
Louis Székely
Brandon Wright
>*smiles and gives you a thumbs up*
>*accuses you of rape 10 years later*
Jonathan Russell
I'd give them a thumbs up, if you know what i mean.
Mason Wright
The brunette got nekkid on camera with Orlando Bloom
Kayden Barnes
kek
Nicholas Long
You just raped them. Enjoy being erased from existence.
Daniel Gomez
Anthony Gutierrez
...
Levi Anderson
It's Bobby Hill
Jordan Perry
That song is rape. I did not agree to know that masturbation exists. I did not consent to these women’s sexual advances.
Austin Barnes
...
Ian Ross
Ayden Barnes
What did he mean by writing this line for 17 year old Emma Stone?
Henry Johnson
is he fucked?
Samuel Thompson
I thought the same thing when Andy Signore was exposed. Especially since he has much less to live for and everyone were laughing at his private messages.
Mason Thompson
standing and sitting do fuck all for your glutes.
Dylan Cruz
He's actually Mexican.
Blake Jones
>i'm turned on by his uncontrollable horniness
holy shit anybody have any dick pics of him?
he is such a daddy
more of a hard on that he's straight
James Hall
>Soon so many people will get exposed that people wont care anymore
Yes! But will it become a running gag at the Oscars this February or are people going to be sick of it and turn off from entertainment altogether.
Could we be seeing the twilight of TV/Film.
Ryan Martinez
until he's put before a jury
Tyler Murphy
I think I do
Ayden Cooper
DELETE
did he make her watch?
Wyatt Peterson
I'm getting a hank hill ass. How can I save my body from getting worse, and how can I get a good ass? Is it too late for me?
Isaiah Howard
Squats.
Luke Taylor
So he just masturbated in the vicinity of these girls? It's disgusting I guess but I don't know if it constitutes a sexual crime.
Brayden Bennett
Just got to the gym you fat POS
Christopher Miller
i'm almost starting to worry that the girls on which i used "advanced seduction techniques" are going to start coming after me. thank god i'm a nobody.
Brody Gutierrez
He was in a position of power, they couldn't consent
No consent = sex crime
Ryan Moore
Men are always in a position of power due to inherent physical strength.
John Adams
Do squats. After awhile your ass will start to develop and stick out.
Julian Myers
actually it is
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commits lewd or lascivious conduct.
(b)An offender 18 years of age or older who commits lewd or lascivious conduct commits a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(c)An offender less than 18 years of age who commits lewd or lascivious conduct commits a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(7)LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS EXHIBITION.—
(a)A person who:
1.Intentionally masturbates;
2.Intentionally exposes the genitals in a lewd or lascivious manner; or
3.Intentionally commits any other sexual act that does not involve actual physical or sexual contact with the victim, including, but not limited to, sadomasochistic abuse, sexual bestiality, or the simulation of any act involving sexual activity
Brayden Morgan
>He was in a position of power, they couldn't consent
This is fucking nonsense.
Jason Hughes
his words, not mine
Jaxson Jones
she was a fatty though I bet
Joseph Evans
I can neither of you have ever lifted anything in your life.
Squats are the meme so you repeat it back.
Squats target the quads. If you want glute activation do diddlies.
For maximum glutes, do hipbridges
Alexander Taylor
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Ayden Turner
>get accused of sexual crime
>commit suicide
British politician just did this
He is next
Brody Baker
>hipbridges
I can tell you're a fag that does fad lifts rather than what works. Go cover yourself in electrodes and suck Bret Contreras' cock while humping a barbell, faggot.
Noah Cox
that's a clit.
David Wood
How... How do you even masturbate that thing?
Is Luis admitting to the crimes because it "proves" he doesn't have a micropenis?
Andrew Rivera
>Masturbation is illegal
Josiah Williams
Jen Kirkman warned about Louis CK in 2015
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Jeremiah Bennett
Hipbridges are gay as fuck, but if you want to do glute isolations, none are better.
Personally, I do deadlifts. Pic related is me. Critique my form. Bet I lift more than you faggot.
Leo Rogers
me in response to all these allegations
Levi Collins
Not bad, but you wanna use more spine. Otherwise looking thick, solid and tight.
Austin Torres
What the fuck why your back bendin like that son
Isaac Rivera
SQUATS NIGGER SQUATS
Kayden Price
Why can these kinds of people only perceive social interactions in terms of power games?
Sebastian Hernandez
i giggled desu
Parker Scott
Public masturbation in front of a person whether underage is a crime
Doing it in front of an adult without their consent or understanding is a crime.
Jaxon Taylor
Hes been falsely accused of masturbating in front of women when hes incapable due to circumcision and tiny cock
Colton Johnson
>Goodman and Wolov said Louis C.K. stripped naked and masturbated after inviting them to his hotel room during the US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado, in 2002.
>And then later when I invited him to my show
Wow, that first time must have been so emotionally scarring that she was brainwashed into calling him and remaining friends. Really activates my almonds.
>Asking me if he could
>Abuse
Choose fucking one.
Ryder Robinson
keke
Brayden Adams
After seeing gore and child porn for half a decade some crusty geezer whipping out his cock IRL would probably just crack me up.
Aaron Taylor
its fun watching /tvpol/ defend the original alt right meme
William Moore
>And I wielded that power irresponsibly."
Like his flaccid penis