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Why do Americans glorify these people? They don't do any productive work and they survive on usury. It is repulsive.

I run this shop with my son, Old Man.

>One thing I learned is you never know what might come through that door
>every episode, he doesn't know jack fucking shit about the thing they bring him
>"I've got a buddy who is an expert in 13th century English chastity belts, let me get him on the phone and have him come take a look at it"

lol

Hello. I have this unique Lamborghini, made out of gold and gems. I found it in my son's room. How much can you give me for it?

Hello Rick I have 8 dragon dildos, two of them still in their original seal packaging, what can you offer them for me? I want to sell not pawn.

let me call my buddy, he's an expert

see

>man brings an item priced $2,000
>these guys offer him $1,000

why are these fuckers not in jail?

They wouldn't have a business if they didn't buy low

goddamn dummy, do the math

more like offer $600, $500 if it needs to be framed or won't sell for a while, takes up a bunch of space

>capitalism is bad meme
why don't you study economics?

for being Goyim they seem to be experts in the art of jewry

>capitalism is bad is somehow a meme
>even though capitalism destroys entire societies

socialism is the only economic model that can actually feed everyone in a country

business shouldn't be about making money, it should be about helping society

>business shouldn't be about making money, it should be about helping society

OH NO NO NO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>imo,ting it doesn’t go straight on their eBay with a $2500 reserve

Hi, I've got these rare Pepe's that I'm looking sell. My Grandpa brought 'em back from the Meme War and they're a bit of a family heirloom, but I'd like to have a little bit more money for the casino.

das rite homie

>free food
>free healthcare
>free education
>a wise, humble president

there's a reason why it's considered an utopia while the US is considered a crime ridden shithole

>it's a right winger pretends to be a socialist so other right wingers can quote him to point out how wrong he is thread

They should be about both

I prefer a system of government with Chumlee as philosopher king.

If only there was some sort of.... THIRD position..

The comfiest show of my childhood, honestly.

>its a butthurt socialist blaming the retardedness of his ideology on right wingers thread

Welcome to my Pokemon shop. I run this shop with my son's autistic friend Chumlee
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>tfw your expert is out of town