ITT: Celebs who will break your heart if they get accused

ITT: Celebs who will break your heart if they get accused

Trump

Gordon Ramsay

Anne Hathaway

ron perlman

tom hanks and russel crowe

Man, If Keeanu gets accused I'd commit seppuku.
Also I think if I was ever famous, I'd be 110% fucked. It's nearly impossible to sex a woman without them complaining for some sort of self-gain.

Brad Pitt

You would actually blame the celeb if they got accused?
wtf dude.

It would make watching his stuff pretty hard.

mel gibson

Eva Green
Because it wasn't me who got raped by her

Jackie Chan

I dunno, maybe Kurt Russell

Clint Eastwood

Tom Waits, Tony Shalhoub, James Stewart, Kyle Maclachlan on top of my head

>russel crowe

Hasn't he been accused of covering Weinstein ? And isn't he a violent guy in general ?

Ray Wise

David Attenborough
Werner Herzog
Danny DeVito
John Hughes
Linklater
The Goose
The Fass
Max von Sydow

Jesse Lacey

Oh.. oh no.

Eva Green's feet.

Prince Charles

Finn Wolfhard

Shatner, Takei, Patrick Stewart

Oliver Reed

Who will not surprise you if they get accused ?

For me, it's Tarantino

> what is the unscripted "old enough for kisses" scene ?

Sondra Locke had a lot of bad things to say about him in her book

Don't list anymore names guys. You know there's has-been celebs reading Sup Forums right? You want them to accuse your favorite guys so they can get their 15min of fame back?

I hope he gets convicted for pedophilia and gets raped in prison for Trumbo.

Nobody because I do not care what they do in their lives. Put out great work and you can rape whoever.

Jesus Christ

I'm coming for you user, lock your doors

>implying you watched Trumbo
>implying anyone watched Trumbo

Kurt Russell, honestly.

>tfw having trouble finding work for like a year now and am going to accuse whoever gets the most mentions in this thread later today on twitter

Didn't you guys notice that only ugly beta jews and/or faggots are getting outed?
Chad Russell gets pussy thrown at him

OH BOY WOULD IT BREAK MY HEART IF LENA DUNHAM GOT ACCUSED SHE IS SO AMAZING

STUNNING AND BRAVE LENA DUNHAM WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT I AM SURE

You really hate Jews, don't you. What did they ever do to you?

In a few months they'll found out that Taylor Swift molested many girls of her crew included Karlie Kloss and Cara Delavigne

Considering he made Hamilton, one of the best musicals in the world, this one in particular would fucking break my heart

What about the Gossip Girl guy and the Entourage guy ? I'm pretty sure they get pussy thrown at them too.

Lol anyone "sexually assaulted" by Herzog would just thank him for the privilege

Fass has already been outed as a wife beater btw so he's probably in the clear

I don't give a shit about celebrities. FUCK, HOLLYWOOD!

fucking based

>Ed Westick
>5'8

>Jeremy Piven
>5'9

There's your answer

> Steven Seagal
> 6ft4 alpha male

Your move

Charles Manson. I swear if I find out he's a rapist I'm going to lose all respect for him.

I don't give a shit, fuck you

David Attenborough

more like trumpf amirite

>being emotionally attached to images of people you'll never meet and who'll never know you exist
Stop idolatry.

throw a bucket of chicken at him then stomp his head when he's distracted

luckily animals can't talk

>coerced footjobs

fuck off Martin Luther

they have the best chance of being bullshit though, the gossip girl guy ones seem like they will come out as false pretty soon. He says he can prove it. Priven also denied it and has a good case. Most of the old fat guys didn't even bother to deny it.

I don't understand this. What's so bad about being accused of rape? Are you really that much of a nu-male pussy? Are you really saying that you personally haven't been called rapey by women?

It'd just make me admire him more.

You nay want to sit down user, I'm afraid I have some news

pic related

Joaquin Phoenix

>ywn be your own Anthony Raupp

Aidan Gillen

Had this thread came up 3 weeks ago, I'm sure I'd remember to mention the Spacey. How did I end up in this timeline?

>"he RAPED me"
Uhh I have bad news for you, user

Same

None. Most actors are really fucked up people and degenerate.

t. Actor you've never heard of.

Goose for sure

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Tom Hanks
Elijah Wood
Al Yankovic

There's no way G.W.B. is guilty of any kind of sexual assault desu and I would actually be devastated even though I was far from a fan of his presidency

Lena Dunham shoved a fistful of gravel up my peehole in 2007.

how the FUCK did this never tank her career especially given recent events? is she as untouchable as dan schneider?

Jackie Chan

Rooney Mara

Franklin Scandal was the original Pizzagate, liar

>Mr.Big Jew Gets accused.
Oh No, it not Jew Goy
It all these Conservatives and Liberals.

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Tom Cruise

I don't think I could cope.

He always seems so nice, charismatic, warm and genuine.

That evian bottle can't be contained

Kyle MacLachlan seems so good hearted that id be upset.

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>1989
>George Bush Senior
yawn

>takei
bruh

fucking ouch

Keeanu will never be accused, he's too based

*flop*

*flop*

*flop*

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Jake Gyllenhaal

HOLY SHIT

I consider 90% of the allegations to be lies.
So, quite frankly none of its breaking my heart.
Kino is still kino. A well skilled actor or actresses is well skilled. I frankly dgaf what they do in their personal life. It's none of my businesses. If they've committed a crime, let the legal system sort that out and deal w/ the crime accordingly. It takes zero away from their kino.

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No one, cause I don't consider any celebrity to be my friend or a role model, and I judge them only by their work. They can fuck their own kids or dress them up as trannies (which they already fucking do), it wouldn't give a shit.

Both Bushes were accused of pedophilia in the Franklin Scandal. Crack open a book sometime, pedo soldier

And remember, he is a 64 big guy, not some scrawny 5'7 porn actor.

>He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out. It was insane!
- Janice Dickinson, witness to Liam Neeson's kingly shaft

pure kind all american boy would never hurt a women

What did Barbara Bush do?

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