ITT: People in Hollywood who are pure and will never be accused of sexual assault
ITT: People in Hollywood who are pure and will never be accused of sexual assault
Carter Wilson
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Alexander Clark
but he likes trannies so yeah
Isaac Rogers
nice
Charles Green
...
Colton Anderson
based
Lucas Cooper
This guy
Blake Long
damn
was there ever a more perfect man?
Gavin Bailey
/ourguy/
Jose Evans
>Colbert
>Not a diddler
I hope you just chose the wrong picture of a person user
Isaac Long
I can't believe someone who hates Trump this much doesn't have skeletons in his closeet.
Jose Cooper
...
James Rogers
...
William Williams
>I just remembered theres a nu star wars coming outt next mounth yet no threads
I guess tv finally stopped giving a shit, or Disney payed its shills to fuck off somewhere else. There were dozens of nu wars threads each day on this board before tfa came out
Leo Wilson
...
Adam Moore
This guy looks like he kills gerbils for fun.
Luis King
Winter Break or thanksgiving for that matter hasn't come yet. Next friday we'll porbably see some since BF2.
Isaac Lee
>This person disagrees with me, therefore he must touch children
Jack Gutierrez
...
Mason Cox
Honestly, this is becoming more accurate by the day.
Blake Watson
Damn is more /our guy/ than I thought
Gabriel Flores
He literally couldn't afford to.
Eli Moore
"The Trump Curse"
Angel Butler
Colbert has definitely touched kids, or at least thought about it.
Henry Bell
JUST
Jace Sullivan
It’d be funny to see someone come forward from the early 90’s, they’d literally be beating a man when he’s already down. In our matriarchal society he’d be sent to the mines to break rocks until he dies in Siberia or something.
Ryder Powell
Goose is my boy
Xavier Brown
...
Michael Morales
Elijah Campbell
...
Austin Parker
...
Anthony Gomez
>white man
nope
Brody Parker
youtube.com
So pure.
Ayden Lee
...
Noah Perry
haha kek!
William Wood
> Hollywood
> Pure
Just about everyone is fucking everyone and doing spicy shit in the backdrop. The only reason why this is carrying on for so long is because its catharsis for the public whose no different. A modern day witch hunt/crucifixion to appease the masses. Barren from conversation is the topic of roastie ass behavior turned lies... as if no woman does this.
Tyler Bennett
He is an angel sent from above.
Christopher Barnes
>sister died
>waifu died with their baby
>picked up smoking because of the Matrix
>takes public transportation even though he loves fancy cars and motorcycles even though he can afford them
Women are the last thing on Keanu's mind. He just wants to be happy.
Jeremiah Anderson
It's just too obvious to be real.
Jaxon Bell
Pure....
Dominic Reed
Goose is too busy being an autistic cougar hunter who likes the company of older, more mature women to waste his time with molestation.
Leo Clark
I'm sure he's guilty of some unsanctioned buffoonery.
William Campbell
This is what I've been saying from the get go. According to the ancient holy laws of "plot twist," he cannot be guilty.
Evan Sanchez
Anyone attractive will never get crucified for sexual assault.
Being good-looking is the biggest privilege of them all. Rich privilege is nothing compared to it.
Juan Perez
>mfw I find out Eva's 7 years older than him
Cooper Jenkins
Don't forget his last girlfriend was Sandra Bullock. He's a cougar hunter at his core. Maybe mommy issues or he just knows what he likes. Eva and Sandra don't really tickle my pickle, but good on him for knowing what he wants and going for that.
Noah Parker
Forced to fly back and forth from Siberia for unpaid labor and the states for failing to pay alimony and child support.
Sebastian Cook
...
Brayden Bennett
Isn't he actually a victim of Hollywood pedophiles ?
> Possibly gay
> Works with Bryan Singer and goes to his parties
fucked underage groupies of his shitty band
Literally tortured fellow frat boys
Lucas Long
>Don't forget his last girlfriend was Sandra Bullock
>That 13 years difference
Fucking hell does he really have issues? Even Rachel Mcadams older than him what's up with him and older women?
Jason Davis
Didn't he beat his mom?
Jacob Rogers
>Keanu
Maybe because all the victims are now stored in separate bags somewhere in the woods.
Samuel Powell
Iirc his mom and sister were really shady and wanted money from him.
Carson Hall
And were huge assholes to his wife.
Justin Butler
Don't forget:
>dad left him when he was three
>has dyslexia
>best friend died
Nathaniel King
Dude has a loving family. It's never the guys who legit have loving families or good home lives.
With that I'd add Channing Tatum and Ryan Reynolds to the list. Dudes seem to love their wives and have really good home lives.
James Russell
Wood basically came out and said that if it weren't for his mom helicoptering over him, he would of been a victim.
Asher Williams
>fucked underage groupies of his shitty band
Those will never accuse him, being touched by the angel of eyeliner and earl of cutting is a blessing.
Brandon Walker
He just knows older women > younger women.
They know what they want and know what they're doing.
Robert Garcia
>keanu
>white
he's a supreme gentleman