>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Have rough sex with Spinelli on the jungle gym. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the last part of childhood I got left.
Prickly wasn't so bad tbqh
Jack Gonzalez
Wait what was the part in the middle.
Angel Diaz
Hol' up, something aint right there.
Jason Gomez
He used to look pretty rad in the good ol' days
Brayden Torres
That's not what he said.
Jackson Cooper
you cheeky little shit
Jaxon Brooks
Groovy.
Tyler Taylor
>Make fun of my "big, saggy butt".
Wow hey that's not in the original speech, you rascal.
Justin Diaz
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up a second. ... ... ... This nigga just say he was a kid?
Kevin Gomez
>Have rough sex with Spinelli on the jungle gym. What?
Justin Flores
LEEEEEEEET THE SUNSHINE
Jeremiah Russell
I skipped to see if the sex was there and it is.
Okay bye.
Noah Morgan
Cool, this thread again.
Luke Jenkins
i laff everytime
Joshua Price
Recess power level chart >God Tier Gus "El Diablo" Griswald >High Tier Principle Prickly >Mid Tier TJ and the rest of the gang >Low Tier Ashleys >Shit Tier Randle
Adrian Nguyen
>Catching polliwogs in a jar Wait a minute no one ever did this!
Nolan Harris
did you seriously just spell the nigga's name as "Randle"
Really nigga?
Really?
Nathaniel Miller
LEEEEEEEET THE SUNSHINE IN
Angel Clark
I think a Master Ruse is at play here.
Oliver Bennett
Fuck you I'm tired. I'm taking 15 hours of stem and working a job.
Lincoln Adams
Wait a minute
Noah Brooks
I remember when Prickly sat in his office and watched through the window as TJ railed Spinelli on the jungle gym.
Andrew Williams
N-NANI?
John Perez
>Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it.
It's true, kids don't know how well they got it.
Leo Harris
When kids would be grown-ups?
Ian Green
the fucks a polliwog
Justin White
I think it just means frog or baby frog? Like, the thing between tadpole and actual frog?
Lincoln Perez
Hello there, sailor, can you do the otter dance
Camden Kelly
>NOW LISTEN WHILE I PLAY-PLAY-PLAY >MY GREEEEN TAMBOURINEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOAT credits
Asher Lee
Hol up.
What the fuck is a polliwog?
Juan Jenkins
tricky little shit you
Gavin Gonzalez
You ruined it you dumb cunt
Luke Morales
>choosing latina spice Ashley >not black sugar Ashley
tj cuntfirmed bad taste
Thomas Brown
>Fuck you Randall you hook-nosed snitch
Why was Raimi allowed to write for this?
Wyatt Wood
...
Ryan Clark
>adults >being kids at some point Lies.
Mason Mitchell
Blonde and brunette are better
Liam Lee
Your mom's a polliwog.
Ethan Williams
Rude
Joseph Perry
He's obviously talking about the pokemon.
William Cox
It's like a tadpole
Carter Bell
a pokemon
Adam Taylor
God Tier >not TJ High Tier >not King Bob
You got some 'splanin to do.
Mason Ward
The world may never know! If only there was a source of near infinite knowledge at our finger tips!
Evan Diaz
Probably some racial slur.
Josiah Peterson
WHAT DID YOU SAY
Joseph Perez
>Latina >Spinelli
She's Italian.
Jace Phillips
...
Jonathan Reyes
Thanks for the laugh, senpai
Adam Nguyen
...
Asher Hill
Being an adult is amazing. Of course a loser like Prick-ly would never appreciate adulthood. Having to watch over kids who enjoy their youth while he's wasting his years away being miserable instead of acting like an adult and making his own business, becoming independent and having a real job.
There's success and then there's failures. Theodore Jasper at his age was infinitely more successful than the afro bean-wearing, glasses-wearing hipster hippy that was Prick.
Because it doesn't matter what age you are, it's your personality that defines you, you can be courageous and intelligent at any age, and you're automatically loser to sacrifice your ideals just because there's a bigger power pushing you around. TJ encouraged Prickly to stand up for himself and risk everything for a better life, better conditions at his job, their job.
You can always win even if you don't have power, it's just much harder to overcome obstacles without power and you have risk a lot to win.
Take it from an european who's sick of both capitalism and communism.
Ryan Gomez
wait up just a sec
Carson Wood
user you sneaky fucker
Kayden Baker
So being a Principal isn't a real job? On behalf of all Principals, I say Fuck you very much
Liam Collins
Where in that monolog did he say that? Read the post again you dumb fuck
Cameron Martin
OKAY HOL UP, HOL UP!!
Ya mean one of us might not REALLY be a Vamp Kid??
Easton Flores
>Started rewatching all of Recess recently >Its still amazing