I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life...

>I'll let you in on a little secret, Detweiller. Every adult you've ever known was a kid at sometime in his life. You think we don't remember summer vacation? Riding our bikes down the creek. Catching polliwogs in a jar. Camping out under the stars. Well you're wrong! Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it. In a few years, they'll be grownups like me and all those good times will be memories for them, too". So go ahead. Put a whoopie-cushion in my chair. Have rough sex with Spinelli on the jungle gym. Make fun of my "big, saggy butt". But don't ever say I don't care about summer vacation, 'cause those memories are the last part of childhood I got left.

Prickly wasn't so bad tbqh

Wait what was the part in the middle.

Hol' up, something aint right there.

He used to look pretty rad in the good ol' days

That's not what he said.

you cheeky little shit

Groovy.

>Make fun of my "big, saggy butt".

Wow hey that's not in the original speech, you rascal.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up a second.
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This nigga just say he was a kid?

>Have rough sex with Spinelli on the jungle gym.
What?

LEEEEEEEET THE SUNSHINE

I skipped to see if the sex was there and it is.

Okay bye.

Cool, this thread again.

i laff everytime

Recess power level chart
>God Tier
Gus "El Diablo" Griswald
>High Tier
Principle Prickly
>Mid Tier
TJ and the rest of the gang
>Low Tier
Ashleys
>Shit Tier
Randle

>Catching polliwogs in a jar
Wait a minute no one ever did this!

did you seriously just spell the nigga's name as "Randle"

Really nigga?

Really?

LEEEEEEEET THE SUNSHINE IN

I think a Master Ruse is at play here.

Fuck you I'm tired. I'm taking 15 hours of stem and working a job.

Wait a minute

I remember when Prickly sat in his office and watched through the window as TJ railed Spinelli on the jungle gym.

N-NANI?

>Sometimes I sit there in my office, looking out at you kids in the playground and I think, "They don't know how good they got it.

It's true, kids don't know how well they got it.

When kids would be grown-ups?

the fucks a polliwog

I think it just means frog or baby frog? Like, the thing between tadpole and actual frog?

Hello there, sailor, can you do the otter dance

>NOW LISTEN WHILE I PLAY-PLAY-PLAY
>MY GREEEEN TAMBOURINEEEEEEEEEEEE

GOAT credits

Hol up.

What the fuck is a polliwog?

tricky little shit you

You ruined it you dumb cunt

>choosing latina spice Ashley
>not black sugar Ashley

tj cuntfirmed bad taste

>Fuck you Randall you hook-nosed snitch

Why was Raimi allowed to write for this?

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>adults
>being kids at some point
Lies.

Blonde and brunette are better

Your mom's a polliwog.

Rude

He's obviously talking about the pokemon.

It's like a tadpole

a pokemon

God Tier
>not TJ
High Tier
>not King Bob

You got some 'splanin to do.

The world may never know!
If only there was a source of near infinite knowledge at our finger tips!

Probably some racial slur.

WHAT DID YOU SAY

>Latina
>Spinelli

She's Italian.

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Thanks for the laugh, senpai

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Being an adult is amazing. Of course a loser like Prick-ly would never appreciate adulthood. Having to watch over kids who enjoy their youth while he's wasting his years away being miserable instead of acting like an adult and making his own business, becoming independent and having a real job.

There's success and then there's failures.
Theodore Jasper at his age was infinitely more successful than the afro bean-wearing, glasses-wearing hipster hippy that was Prick.

Because it doesn't matter what age you are, it's your personality that defines you, you can be courageous and intelligent at any age, and you're automatically loser to sacrifice your ideals just because there's a bigger power pushing you around.
TJ encouraged Prickly to stand up for himself and risk everything for a better life, better conditions at his job, their job.

You can always win even if you don't have power, it's just much harder to overcome obstacles without power and you have risk a lot to win.

Take it from an european who's sick of both capitalism and communism.

wait up just a sec

user you sneaky fucker

So being a Principal isn't a real job?
On behalf of all Principals, I say Fuck you very much

Where in that monolog did he say that? Read the post again you dumb fuck

OKAY HOL UP, HOL UP!!

Ya mean one of us might not REALLY be a Vamp Kid??

>Started rewatching all of Recess recently
>Its still amazing