Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated

What kind of retard chooses a dog over a thicc qt?

Still baffles me to this day.

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>he puts hos before bros

>Canadians
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Also if this bothered you do not watch "A Boy and His Dog"

>What kind of a retard chooses a loyal friend over a control freak?

It's not even like he really had to chose, him and Scooby spent literally every day of their lives together. Velma asking for a date every now and again wasn't unreasonable and it's not like she ever asked him to stop spending time with Scooby altogether.

He had already lost when it got to that point.

She was trying to control and change everything about him, even hounding him about his eating habits. Velma didn't even try to befriend Scooby, she just wanted him out of the picture completely.

I'm a homo, but I still don't know why you'd want to be stuck with a girl who wants to change you for their own satisfaction and get rid of your best friend(s). Is pussy that good?

Never saw this series. Did it really fall into a teen drama?

She is not thicc. She is THIN

>is pussy that good?

Dude, at this point, him and Scoob had been buttbuddies for like 3 or more years

Seriously, check that "Rich, ret aray rom ry Raggy" deathglare.

It's a dog.

A dog is not a 'bro', no matter how much you like it.

I would have sold it, since scooby is legally a pet. Could have made at least a couple hundred grand if you sold him to scientists to research how it talks and shit.

Shaggy and Scoob are homies. Their ties are unbreakable. Besides, it was kids' show, on the verge of porn, but still. Kids' show.

For the first half of the first season, it was. Then the actual plot starts going and the teen melodrama is greatly reduced.

At the same time Shaggy's habits were objectively shit.

Though it's Velma's fault for dating a loser in the first place tbqh

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A dog is better than your waifu, cry about it.

be very careful now

Something people are forgetting was that it was literally fate or whatever. The same relationship troubles were hinted to have happened in the other mystery groups for centuries didn't it?

>Dog that eats as much food as you do
>Dog that is a terrible guard dog
>Dog that would rather run in fear than defend you

Why choose the inferior option?

Did Mr. E want to fuck the parrot?

Not exactly
Mr Peaches for example was the pet of the Fred of his team and when the ape died he broke up the team
Similarly the Velma of that team was also affiliated with Prof. Pericles

velma is just a meme character
they should call her
velmeme

No, it has teen melodrama and falls into cthulhu ancient prophecy drama

Then introducing a lesbian.

Which we never talk about her again. Just like scooby CHING CHONG cousin.

She was a bitch though.

Oh. But it was still unavoidable in a way. Discourse was inevitable until they fixed things.

No, they all got greedy over the treasure. He originally wanted to fuck Angel, though.

She kinda did, she also tried to change literally every aspect of Shaggy's personality

His clothes, his hair, his diet, his way of speaking, and his opinions

It's a good thing that I'm a dog lover.
Shaggy was a faggot furry to begin with.

Scooby has all the good week hook-ups.

>a woman demands you to choose between her and your dog
Controlling whore, cut her out.

>What kind of retard chooses a dog over a thicc qt?
Shaggy

A dog lover, lucky for you.

>Lucky for you I'm a dog lover.

>implying

No. He was only a stoner.

No.

She wanted to improve his quality of life.

He was (and currently is) a slacker stoner.

She wanted him to wear skinny jeans. Nowhere in the multiverse is that an improvement of life.

She deserves better.

A talking dog that pigs out with you and shares your cowardice and has your back when you need it vs pussy. Pussy is all the fucking same unless you care about who you're fucking wet is wet and it doesn't matter.

more proof that thicc doesnt have an actual meaning

>Wanting a lesbian that smells like hotdog water

Scooby is a sapient talking dog. He's not JUST a dog, he's essentially Shaggy's best friend. Any woman that makes you give up your best friend is a cunt.

Scooby is a descended from gods, one of the old blood.

He is born of the blood, made to speak by the blood, undone by the blood, his eyes have yet to open.

She's not even thick. Just dumpy and wears a concealing sweater.

I just want her to be with someone who actually WANTS to be with her.

This.

She's smart, quick witted, and clever.

She could do so much better then a man who eats dog treats

>not shipping two nerdy girls

Are you gay?

>Date girl
>She starts making controlling demands
>Feel like a doormat but care about her, do what she says
>Realize she's gay and doesn't realize it
>She didn't know how to process, she's been subconsciously trying to sabotage the relationship
>Don't want to hurt her, but realize the best thing I can do for her is break up with her so she can move on
>Do it in a way so I look like the bad guy so it can be a clean break
>She immediately gets super gay
>Happy for her, mission accomplished

He chose the dog because he loved her

this whole plot kinda killed my enjoyment of MI since it made all three of them into unlikable assholes, really hope another SD series gives Shaggy/Velma a proper shot

If only Scooby was a cat..

Cause either way, he gets pussy.

fucking this.

There is no way Velma liked Shaggy, she just liked the idea of controlling him, probably because she was trying really hard to control something because she was mentally in turmoil over lesbians. Shaggy did the bro move and just stepped aside and let her crazy run out of steam.

"Me. Me, dammit."

>What kind of retard chooses a dog over a thicc qt?
A zoophile.

Trivia: Dogs are more loyal than women.

What kind of retard chooses a woman over traps?

>that team that consisted of four chicks and a bull

Seriously, that team was lewd as fuck.

Velma is shit tho

>"Lucky for you, I'm a dog-lover!"

Never trust a man who puts a pussy before his dogs.

I see nothing lewd here.

Dibs on the brown girl.

You can always make due with an ass.

It's more about oral, imo

A good blowjob is a life-changing experience.

MI Velma was a nagging bitch, Shaggy made the right choice.

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>that face

YOU JUST KNOW

Don't worry, she is. With DEATH.

she's still alive after Made in Heaven reset the universe.

>bull with loads of chicks just looks smug as fuck
>donkey with loads of monks looks disconcerted and like he's trying to see what they're doing behind him

Until you gave him a Scooby Snax. Then that motherfucker was God.

There is nothing to feed Velma to keep her from being annoying. Not even dick, apparently, because she's a cannon lesbian now or something.

>literally a donkey show

bros before hoes

I wonder why the animals are always the first to go mad....

To this day I don't understand how people can find Velma attractive. You can point to all the big titted sexy fanart you want but in basically every show she was a frumpy dowdy bore

Not only that, but eventually she's just going to dump him after she starts wondering why he's nothing like he was when they first started dating.

It started out with a healthy dose of pure contrarianism because Daphne was obviously supposed to be the attractive one, but then everyone jumped on the bandwagon and so now it's the mainstream choice to the point where you can hardly find someone who prefers Daphne.

It's a cartoon and the dog can talk you fucking mong

>A dog is not a 'bro', no matter how much you like it.

Fuck you a dog's not a bro.

Should have defeated her with the power of his dick.
Change her diet with it while he's at it.

One of my favorite episodes of futurama

Why the fuck do you need priorities in that matter?
Honestly if Shaggy wasn't so fucking retarded in that matter he could have got both.

Shaggy is one hat away from becoming the Great Wizzard.

>both always scared and running away
>Shaggy has Scooby, Rincewind has the luggage

Well now I feel stupid for never seeing it.

She's a short cute busty intelligent waifu. She cannon has humongous tats for her size and an oversized sweater since she's only 95lbs.

>cannon lesbian
>cannon
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>Sup Forums only likes Velma because of "thicc"
I swear Sup Forums has the lowest of standards on this site

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Scooby has the tighter and more fuckable anus. I'm sure he gives better head too with that magnificent dog tongue.

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>thicc
Stop using words and terms you don't know the meaning of OP. People are using "thicc" to refer to any girl they like now and it's getting retarded.

No that's still Sup Forums.

You are kidding yourself if you think people only liked Velma with the advent of a shitty meme word. People on Sup Forums have liked her for a long time.

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo chase pussy together or Scooby gets along with shaggy's girl in every other show and movie but this. Velma isn't usually this pushy either. I get the whole destiny thing but it came off so forced it was hard to enjoy remembering Scooby-Doo usually doesn't act this jealous.

>You are kidding yourself if you think people only liked Velma with the advent of a shitty meme word.
Outside of Sup Forums maybe bu Sup Forums really is that shallow. Just compare to Velma to Sup Forumslette both nerdy type girls who wear glasses and are "healthy"