Post the morals of animated shit

I'll start.
>No matter what you do if you are ugly you are fucked and should die a virgin.

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>if you lie about being a prince it doesn't matter because if you're hot, you'll get the girl.
>only ugly people can marry ugly people
>if you do bad things but say I'm sorry then you get to be a real boy

>sometimes, curses are a good thing

Alternately: If you get a boner you are a sinner and going straight to Hell.

>Quasimodo was the first incel protagonist
Really makes you contemplate the beauty of architecture.

Is Quasie /our guy/?

Frankly, I liked the fact that it didn't lie to you and insult your intelligence.

Let's be real here Quasi is a nice guy and all but that doesn't gonna change how totally fucked you are, so you should go take pleasure in the other but still important and satisfying victories like being able to actually be accepted outside your cave without people instantly having a mix reaction of vomiting and trying to killing you.

Look at it this way: Beauty and the Beast had to bullshit their message by making the beast turning into a hunk with tons of money in the end.

What's another one...oh yeah...
>You can save a handsome guy but you can't marry and live happily ever after with him

>TFW Tumblrs use this to support Zutara, with Aang as Quasimodo

Nah but the girl wanted the guy regardless of how he looked but he still rejected her and said it's not okay for her to be with him basically saying he's too ugly to be happy with a woman who loves him back.

But he had no problem pairing her up to the blond guy. There are plenty of people who marry deformed people so it could have been a " it's what's on the inside that counts lesson"

But that's not Disney's a gender Disney's agenda is if you are pretty you are a princess and you are a good but if you are ugly you are evil or at the very least you do not deserve happiness

First of all that's shows been long dead for a while, I'm pretty sure nobody cares anymore.

Second this makes literally no sense as Aang is an average looking kid, albeit bald but that's more of a religious/fashion choice. Meanwhile Zuko has a huge permanent burn scar across his face. If anything my argument serve's to explain why Zuko wouldn't find love.

Well, it's not wrong.

Actually that one is more like

>DAMN I LOVE BEING WHITE

I'm talking about recent Tumblrs.

Well Frollo has told him his entire life God made him ugly and people would hate him, and he was half right about that, so it makes some degree of sense that he's okay with it at the end. That's what Heaven's Light reprise is all about, why could an ugly fuck like me deserve to be happy? He had a whole song about wanting to just go outside the cathedral and have basic human interaction with fucking Parisians for fuck's sake, even other French people think they're absolute sub-human scum. If that was the Gold Medal then Esmeralda was like getting a diamond encrusted blowjob from the King of France while Joan of Arc fingers his butthole, she was always pretty beyond his wildest expectations. And he's a genuinely nice and faultless human being, he probably was okay with it after the pain dulled a bit.

>You shouldn't fall in love with someone you only knew for 1 hour. Give them at least 4.

I don't even know what that means.

I mean people have recently posted about it on Tumblr. It's not something from years ago like you implied.

I hated the ending, because that was exactly what I got out of it.

Are people really that upset?

There's nothing special about you, Even with your specific life experiences you're completely interchangeable with any other person. If anything is special about you, it's the fact you're somehow more mediocre than everyone else.
Your best shot at individuality is a disfiguring scar to set you apart.

Nah, the moral was all black people look alike.

The Zutara community is still quite active on Tumblr - much more so than the Kataang one, I'd say.

>you can abandon all your responsibilities and do as much collateral damage to others because you personally have insecurity issues and nobody will hold your recklessness against you

>also men who seem in all aspects to be a good guy are either actually sociopaths or mostly useless in the long run so you're better off staying with family instead

And acted alike.

Zutard asspain is eternal. It transcends the mortal confines of livejournal to ring out the halls of eternity with the frustrated howls of butthurt fanwhales , echoing forever. And then they'll grow up and make their own things and do Zutara RIGHT this time, and the cycle will continue forever.

>A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals

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What the hell are you talking about? Esmeralda being in love with Phoebus was not a decision made by Disney for some kind of """agenda""", it was like that in the book.

Did Esmerelda actually treat Quasi like a human being? Honestly from what I remember she alternated between using him as a soapbox against Frollo and treating him like a retarded child, but never treating him like an adult man in any fashion.

That quote was way too good for the movie it was in.

>and treating him like a retarded child
I wouldn't go that far. But really how would you act towards a 20 to 30 something year old shut in living with his abusive stepdad that has never talked to a girl his entire life and plays with dolls?

Didn't Phoebus reject her and was a massive tool in the book?

I'd start by assuming he had at least some modicum of adult intelligence and base future interactions on that.

Phoebus was basically Chad from what I recall.

It's still a shitty lesson

Uglies are peoples too

I wonder if the story would change if Quasimodo was a girl

Also would you?

Well, yeah, but I still see no reason for Disney to completely rewrite the plot so that she is in love with Quasi instead.

No, I have my limits.
I'd rather fuck rule 63 Beast. At least she looks like a cute puppy from most of the fanart made.

It's not rewriting it if the book never had phoebus and Esmeralda together

>one tit poking you in the while the other rests on your knee

2/10, would friendzone.

They already changed plenty by giving it a happy ending at all, why stop there?

Esmeralda also was just a girl raised by gypsies in the book as well and not a real gypsy.

my niggea Quasimoto doesn't even get any puh. The ending of the movie was not necessarily "good"

The only true happy ending is QuasiXEsmerelda

How about now?

Her face still mugged up, assuming she still got a bit of a hunch you can't see from this angle.

>no brown bag

i mean, at the very least he shouldn't reproduce

Whoa there pol i think you got lost.

>someone who is verbally abusive to you and nearly killed your father could actually be a really nice guy deep down past his monstrous appearance and actions

>You just need to work really hard to bring that side out of him and he'll be your perfect prince!

Also
>If you actually give a shit about a kingdom slowly freezing to death because it's ice witch queen threw a tantrum and your a man, you're an amoral asshole for actually trying to do what's right.

Gaston stop spreading your propaganda

Hey its better than the original story. In that, esmeralda dies and quasi strangles the fuck out of frollo, then dies himself after just sitting there not eating anything.

It's not my fault that's the moral of the movie.

MIB is great. Atleast it wasn't one of the sequels.

Maybe a carnival mask.

>if you do bad things but say I'm sorry then you get to be a real boy
Well isn't that what being a real boy is about?

>It's unwise to think with your dick but ignore it long enough and you'll find yourself burning down half of Paris over a gypsy. It's not a good example to set to your deformed child being kept in the attic.

Wasn't the moral of the entire thing 'escort your kid to school you stupid idiot'?

Pinocchio technically died with the whole Monstro escape and got turned into a real boy for his sacrifice. His 'I'm sorry' that got him out of a jam was for the Stromboli shit.

Come on now, MIB2 was pretty good.

Nobody spreads propaganda like Gaston!

Kids, the only way to succeed in life is luck into being a "chosen one".

Dedicating your entire life to self-improvement is pointless because there will always be THAT asshole who will outdo you all effortlessly despite that they have picked up the thing you dedicated your entire life to just last week.

Also kids, if you believe you are that "chosen one" you also don't have to change a dick in your behavior and stay being the same special snowflake you were always told you are. This will ride you towards the success for sure.

This is a total lie though. He was okay to her, and then she went into his room and he yelled at her in a fit of panic because of what the rose meant to him. He wasn't actually abusive towards her.

Gepetto wasn't the brightest guy around seeing as he somehow got stuck in whale searching your Pinocchio (it was never explained how he got there).

The moral is human beings suck and even the noble heroes who save us don't like us all that much. Just like literally every single Ishinomori hero manga.

The moral of book Pinocchio is that the world is horrible and terrifying place just waiting to pounce on children who make the slightest deviation from the straight and narrow, and if you're lucky and you have the virtue of a saint, you might make it to adulthood unmolested. Unless you underage drink and gamble in which case you get turned into a donkey forever and get bought as a donkey boy sex slave by someone on Sup Forums.

He was okay to her? The whole "GO AHEAD AND STARVE" thing was just a one off thing, huh?

Nah, he never followed through. She was feasting and dining not an hour later.

Because the servants decided to blow off what the beast said, not because he let her eat.

>in which case you get turned into a donkey forever and get bought as a donkey boy sex slave by someone on Sup Forums.
This is my new headcanon

reminds me that spiderman screencap that had something like this
>guy everybody tells is going to strike big becomes a huge loser
>kid who has it rough grows stronger and becomes strong and mild

Also,
>ambition is evil

Hans wasn't in it to save the kingdom. He wanted to rule it. Elsa had caused destruction, but that was a fortunate coincidence that he took advantage of to get people on HIS side in the event that he had to kill her. If she hadn't freaked out and caused the blizzard, he'd likely have either stood with Anna until Elsa gave up the throne (either by choice, untimely demise, or her causing the snowstorm sometime in the future instead), or kept trying to win over Elsa and kill her when they marry. He straight up told Anna he was a manipulative ass.

Also I'm calling bullshit that a sword can't shatter an ice figure. Anna should've been in pieces when Hans attacked.

The whole STARVE thing was more "FINE DON'T EAT WITH ME THEN BITCH"

he never forbid her from eating. Or forbid the servants from feeding her. But he was pissed at her.

>it's okay to threaten citizens as long as your criminal friends are doing it and you're a racist cop

>The moral is human beings suck and even the noble heroes who save us don't like us all that much. Just like literally every single Ishinomori hero manga.
To be fair "people are assholes" is a important lesson to teach to little Japanese kids. Fortunately Ishinomori's legacy lives on.

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"If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!"

"If she doesn't eat with me then she doesn't eat at all" is as specific as you can get, man. The servants disregarded Cogsworth who got that ultimatum specifically from the beast, the same servants who believed Belle was their salvation (and offered none of the same relief for Belle's father when he was in danger).

>kept trying to win over Elsa and kill her when they marry.
Why would he kill her if she married him? He'd still be king, the only reason he tried to kill her in the movie was because she was the only roadblock to Anna being queen, and trying to romance Elsa would have made people suspicious (and would have been difficult since Elsa already had a lot of distaste for him).

Honestly his major crime is that he's a fuckin idiot, if he just waited things out and avoided pulling the last minute Dastardly Whiplash shtick he'd have Arendale for himself.

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>not an even mix of red and blue lasers

Hey now. Quick kick, scarlet, Snake eyes and stormshadow mean that cheesy martial arts is at least 10 percent of the violence.

Shut up, Adachi

>true love only exist between two girls

Ben 10 was wild

Disney in general, but
>Parents are usually evil or dumb and don't want what's best for you. They're always wrong and if you ignore them and follow your heart things will work and maybe they'll even die.

Something I always took from Hunchback and Beauty & the Beast was the French people are jerks.

that's what fotns taught me