This has a better story than Steven Universe

This has a better story than Steven Universe.

Making me feel bad for a goddamn talking bomb.

And better characters.
Better jokes.
A villain that actually encounters our main fucking hero.
Better soundtrack that isn't the same 5 songs over and over again.
Much more exciting adventure.

It has a better story than a lot of things.

It also had transgenderism.

Super Paper Mario had the better story.

Most things do.

God, I like Super Paper Mario, but my god, that game tediously took forever because I checked every single moment in the game to make sure there were nothing I was missing in 3D.

It has a better story than most things, what's your point?

"The Mona Lisa is a better drawing than Watchmen" well shit thanks for stating what everyone already knows.

It has a better plot than a lot of things.

And Adventure Time, and pretty much all the cartoons with plot currently.

This game did the thing that Zelda games did so well...when you completed a chapter/dungeon, it felt like you watched an episode of a show.

>Story
>Being good in a Mario game

>TTYD
Has a great story
>SU
Has a pretty garbage story

You could have at least made a comparison of two things in the same league user. This isn't fair. SU's story is barely as good as AT.

Man I just started replaying this a few days ago.
Game is so full of charm, I love it.

>Sup Forums comes to shitpost on Sup Forums instead of the other way around

Would SU's narrative have been better if it were an RPG game instead? With side missions from townies, mini bosses like Jasper and the Water Gems, dialogue puzzles with Lapis, etc?

>a villain that actually encounters our main hero.

Grodus didn't see Mario until the ass end of the game.

sticker star has a better story than Steven Universe

USE THE FUCKING BED DANNY
CHRIST
i was expecting them to comment on how the champ's bed was made of wood

you ever play Evilzone/Eretzvaju? they managed to make every round of a fighting game feel like an episode of a different anime. it was the shit

I just wanted to fuck Possessed Peach and the Shadow Queen.

>impying this says much

Shigeru Miyamoto is like a Grim Reaper for plots in games

Nintendo is the Marvel of video games.

>Once known for making high-tier, quality products
>90% of the modern stuff is mediocre, forgettable imitations of what came before
>Now completely reliant on silly gimmicks that nobody wanted or asked for
>Laughingstock of the industry

Bowser's inside story aint bad senpai

yeah - it has plenty of fetish fuel!

But at least he knew he existed and that Mario was impeding his progress, unlike Yellow Diamond, who, as far as I'm aware, doesn't even fucking know there's someone running around with Rose's Gem down on the planet.

But worse gameplay. And at the end of the day it just didn't feel like a Mario game. It's a pretty good game but honestly, if it wasn't for Sticker Star it'd be the worst in the series. I like Colour Splash more, desu.

That ending was tear-jerking

...I'm bumping this for research reasons.

A person going to the bathroom and taking a shit is a better story than Steven Universe.

Who gives a fuck about what video game's better than a children's cartoon. Go back to your shitty board, Sup Forums.

VIVIAN IS THE ULTIMATE WAIFU FUCK YOU SHE'S MINE

I'LL EVEN SUCK HER DICK

this is true.
calm down Steven fan.
this is also true.