If the Thing announces that it's Clobbering time in a forest, but no one else is around to hear him...

If the Thing announces that it's Clobbering time in a forest, but no one else is around to hear him, does it really count?

He heard it, So it counts.

Yes. Clobbering time is a state of mind.

What if The Thing assimilated the Thing?

If I can hear myself, Does that mean I'm talking to myself?

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No, because the Thing must clobber someone and merely saying it does not make it clobbering time.

If there's nobody around to hear it, who's he clobbering?

Clobbering Time is never stated as people specific, it's just Clobbering Time. When your mother calls you for "Dinner Time", are you eating people?

His personal demons?

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say its Clobbering time without someone to clobber is like yelling fire in a movie theater. Ben Grimm would never do it.

It means that forest is fucked.

What, you've never fought an evil tree before?

So he doesn't say "It's Clobbering Time" when fighting Doombots? Robots aren't technically human.

Thing is on a plane and announces that it's clobbering time. The plane then crosses into another time zone, meaning time is now set an hour earlier. Is it still clobbering time?

>That's my secret, Stretch.
>It's always clobberin' time!

Fuck off to Yancy Street, fag

Original print Groot the evil tree

Doesn't he usually clobber doombots with others around to hear him?

If he records it, then yes

THING RING DO YOUR THING