I am world renowned author and vlogger John Green AMA

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i love your work john. and oh my how handsome youre looking today

why do you want men to jizz on your breakfast

Sneed or Chuck?

Why do you want to ruin literature?

Why dont you stick a sharpie in your pooper?

is it true he tries to fuck his 12 year old fans?

haha im also such a nerd XD

Let's try and keep this serious folks alright, I'm a serious redditor, I know how crazy these things can get

So this means you're cool with me fucking your wife on the side, right?

Why are you here. Go to /lit/

Ain't nobody gonna take you seriously. Reddit's for literal children.

kys?

/lit/ and /his/ here. John Green is /ourguy/

get lost, faggot

you, too, faggot

The Fault In The Stars is the worst crock of shit I've had the displeasure of reading.

Or "Fault In Our Stars", whatever.

Thanks senpai
Depends on your ethnicity
I have movies now faggot
Fuck all yall

Favorite sex postion?

>EstroJohn Green

stop derailing this AMA please! sheesh Sup Forums is a bunch of real jerks

hot

I want to die like that.

WHY ARE YOU HERE

Do you like girls(male)?

shitthread or no, I enjoy his Crash Course world history stuff

2bh that's a nice jawline

what did you mean by this?

dougie howser sure growed up

I'm pretty sure it's a lot hard to hit the arteries

Why are you such a terrible writer, and why does a 40 year old man who "teaches" courses on classic literature not attempt to tackle serious topics?

Reverse cowgirl with a strapon
I'm happily married to a woman who I share with other men sometimes
I didn't say that

Fuck off niggerfaggot. Kys at this moment

Why don't you kill yourself?

post penor with timestamp or gtfo

I would like to ask the mods to come and remove anyone trying to derail my thread and insult my character

Why are people seriously replying to this thread?

When is this guy getting hit by the rape accusation bus?
I want to be ready

This is the guy who eats dicks with his cereal right?

What is AMA?

Looks like I found the Faggot in our Boards
The only people I have "relations" with are my wife and her boyfriend
Please stop spreading this rumor

Confirmed serial rapist

Wrong, fag

Locke is better anyway