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So this edition is about STD?

>It's a Tuvok and Neelix episode.

The Future is Ferengi

>tfw forgot to put something in the comment in the OP

Okay, if you insist.

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>It's a Tuvix episode

The Trek movies are bad because most of them don't pass the bechdel test

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What is the most honorable alien race in the Star Trek Universe? And why is it the Ferengi?

This franchise has reverenced Moby Dick twice and had a major movie about a whale. What's really going on?

Ferengi aren't honorable. What Ferengi are are consistent. You can always count on them to do what will net them the most profit. You don't need to worry about their loyalties, or history, or ethnic tensions, you can be assured that they'll do what you need them to do for as long as it's profitable, and not a second longer.

>What's really going on?
liberals, baka

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You may not rike it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Who invented the holodeck? Did the name it that?

Why do people frame the final battle in WoK as if it were a battle of wits between Kirk and Khan when it was Spock who came up with the plan and told Kirk what to do?

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Kirk is smart because he listens to his subordinates' advice.

Khan is stupid because he ignores his subordinates' advice.

Because the movie isn't that good but as it's the best in the franchise people over-hype it. If it weren't a trek film no one would ever talk about it.

Bajoran workers, tell me about your sexual organs

Speaking of overrated SF from the 70s, why is Silent Running supposed to be good?

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But the best is clearly IV.

Yes, which is why the hype that 2 gets makes so little sense. The ending is overrated, too, because we know Spock isn't really dead.

Don't try so hard

I'm not trying at all

>when she won't shut up about creating an Emergency Counselor Hologram

You're enjoying a morning raktajino at the replimat on your day off when this guy comes over the comm system and quarantines the entire promenade. What do?

Rememeber that episode where Data created sigmund freud on the holodeck to psycho analyse him and Troi told him he could only get councelling from her and not from Dr. Freud? Well imagine how crazy and jealous she would have sounded there if Data had actually created a competent therapist instead of that hack Freud.

>when she discovers the file for your Emergency Masseuse Hologram

What the fuck was his problem?

But really, why wouldn’t that work? The holodeck was capable of making gangsters, criminal geniuses and starship engineers, why can’t I order up 10 Dr. McCoys in a crisis and use the holodeck as a makeshift hospital?

>that episode where they made a holographic Morn
Why couldn't they do this for Jadzia?

Isoliniar systems and quantum computing is a real game changer. If it seems like it will work, it won’t; if there’s a slim chance it just might work, it always will.

Because Rick Berman chased the actress off the set when she refused to have a seat on his lap.

wtf kind of name is Brannon? Brannon Braga sounds like what an autistic kid would screen at his mom expecting her to know what hewants.

I know you’re excited but the bad man is gone to Orville

Where can I find trek patches?

I want a Terra Prime patch.

I wish he would be next to go down

>Kevin Spacey is taken down by gay space man.

I thought Star Wars was the poetry franchise.

comfy episode minus the wes

whats this all about?

>This is crazy. I was at the colony where I grew up...

Autism. And not the good kind. It's the same weirdo who made that fanfic about Dukat meeting Q.

Would you?

>mint frosting

what happened to her tiddies

Is this canon?
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Worf ate them

Your autism made you believe you could fill Steve Ihnat's shoes.

i would like to read this fanfic

Is it canon that Q judged anyone else other than humans?

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>quickest trial ever
please preserve the filenames

Your shit is wonderful. Don't ever stop. Please stop.

Is Wesley Crusher Star Trek's first gay character (not actor)?

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Is anyone else obsessed with fat Riker? I can't stop thinking about him

What is the best trek and why is it this?

Why didn't he set the phaser to stun?

GOAT fan production

Just watched the finale and almost teared up at the end. Good shit.

is this the fucking fat guy whos sent to get Quaid to take the pill in total recall?

I just finished Enterprise.

Why, did they have to do it?
Why did they do my boy like that?

>Just where is our future, the things we've done and said!
>Let's just push the button, we'd be better off dead!
>'Cause I hate you!
>And I berate you!
>And I can't wait to get to you!

>The sins of all our fathers, being dumped on us – the sons.
>The only choice we're given is how many megatons?
>And I eschew you!
>And I say, screw you!
>And I hope you're blue, too.

I don't hate the Riker and Troi bullshit, though I think it's cheap. What really bugs me is Trip's death. Was it just to keep Spock as the first Vulcan/Human child?

He couldn't ever shut up.

What are the odds of us seeing T'pol in Discovery?

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I want to lick Kira's butthole

>me on the right

I think so, yeah. I'm still sad about it. But I have to say, the last scene with Trip and T'pol and their baby was heartbreakingly good

>That Klingon rape flashback

Spock found the weakness, Kirk decided how to exploit it.

Do people hate the last episode of Enterprise because it's sad or because of the tng shoehorning? It's silly but it doesn't really change any of the Canon.

For a couple reasons, at least IMO
>Huge timeskip because of cancellation
>Trip's random death
>TNG shoehorning
>The cast barely has any time to react to Trip's death because of the episode time taken up by Riker's bullshit
>little closure for anyone
It was just a huge blueballing for a series that had finally found its legs and was become quite excellent. It's a damn tragedy.

I agree with all of those points and the episode does feel very disjointed. Enterprise definitely gets a bum rap.
I dont hate Discovery but it's missing all of the little nuggets that even Enterprise got right. Hopefully it'll find its footing but I kind of doubt it. That might have more to do with the way televison shows are made these days. It's all cliffhangers and plot twists.

Terran Empire Star Trek series FUCKING WHEN?

Based, Muscular and ELITE Terran Empire opening, lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=uORfwJ0-SGM

Is only we would have gotten that anthology series.

OH BOY A BLAST FROM THE PAST EPISODE
>oh cool... Ben is black
OH SICK IT'S THE CREW OF DS9 BUT LIKE IN THE 50's OR WHATEVER THIS IS SICK
>yea... Ben is black I know haha
>look, he a black
>hmm I wonder why those 2 cops are giving sisko so much trouble, could it be because he's a black man?
>this is my son, Jake, he's a criminal.
>please don't beat me up cops i'm just an innocent black guy
>ur fired for being black
>episode ends

imagine if the writers actually wrote something really good for this episode instead of just writing a really boring story about "muh raycisism"
wasted potential

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Aside from the racism topic, I thought Siskin delivered the monologue at the end very well

Sisko*

I like the joke that there is no virgin when Riker is around

>imagine if the writers actually wrote something really good
>wasted potential
pretty much sums up DS9

Seriously all starships SHOULD come with an emergency holographic fuck-counselor, think of how much stress and anxiety it would solve. Also you wouldn't have your crew fornicating with the temperamental alien race you're trying to establish negotiations with.

Why didn't he beam her into the brig?

like 90%+ of star fleets problems come from lack of proper automation use.

Watched the documentary "For the love of Spock" last night. It was pretty good. It starts out boring, recapping the history of TOS and Spock, but after that it's all about Nimoy: mainly how his son Adam (the director of the documentary) and his fans viewed him. That's interesting and heartfelt stuff.

However, some things I was left puzzled with, like Adam telling us that he visited his first trekcon while doing research for the documentary, and how he also discovered "slash fic" that way. But aren't these things common knowledge? Sounds so weird, coming from Spock's son.

>how he also discovered "slash fic" that way. But aren't these things common knowledge?
>it's a "born after the advent of social media and clickbait sites" user

>if you are trying to make a point
>i'm not getting it

Basically you're too young to understand how cult fandom information was transmitted and cherished by only the tiny subcultures that adhered to them back in the day. You were born after a time when "muh geek culture" "ohh I'm such a NERD lol!:wink:" became fashionable status symbols for people who didn't care about the material.

Wasnt Riker usually seen as a hardass by his subordinates?

I still don't understand what you are trying to say. Kirk/Spck slash fic has existed since the sixties. What does my age have to do with it? youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY

i'd fuck the one on the left desu

i enjoyed the mirror arc very much, but to me it did show the very limited range of a couple of actors. t'pol was exposed but is bad anyway, but also archer. anyone agree?

>Things STD will soon ruin forever

what the fug