What makes the Red Man red?
What makes the Red Man red?
Hernia.
rage.
weed
The Yellow Man took over his casino.
Free blankets
Sunburn.
The white man invading his lands and committing genocide on his people.
A diet high in fish which contains lots of omega 3 acids.
Every other color was taken.
Alcohol
Surely them being red is what makes them red. Had they been yellow they wouldn't have been red.
Firewater.
He's red, da ba dee da ba die
Who's the best native american character in animation/comics Sup Forums?
Casual racism.
HOT HEAD
how, pale face
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They made some minor design changes to his squaw and changed her name.
Senpai noticing him.
Generations of an outdoor lifestyle in countries with moderate temperature yet plentiful sunlight have given them a darker skin tone to prevent sun damage.
>src: I'm a red man who doesn't burn.
I'm like 90% sure John redcorn is the only one.
Too much firewater?
best girl
Should have stuck with buffalo wing, could have made an interesting explanations as to why she has such a shut name.
tumblr traveled back in time and decided the design wasn't ethnic enough, so they drew him properly.
Mormonism.
ho!
He's an alcoholic.
They're descended from the Lost Tribe.