Hey Sup Forums, do yourself a favor, don't get married

Hey Sup Forums, do yourself a favor, don't get married

Too late. Been married for 7 months now.

or you'll have daughters like these

Good. Don't.

Yeah I wasn't gonna

>get paralyzed on the job trying to make an honest living for family
>wife doesn't even work
>wife cheats on him openly
>crazy son

>those jaws

Well don't.

And how many of them started out as sons?

>wife cheats on him openly
Never happened, she almost did but he actually cheated on her. But I do agree, I hate what a bitch she is and how everyone's supposed to feel for her. Joe went from a badass who proved more capable then the rest of them into literally DUDE HALF A MAN LMAO

god damn man bruces genes are way too fucking powerful imagine if he had a son.

How old are you?

Not getting married young is a meme.

All my Mormon friends who married in their late teens and early 20s are still happy a decade later, while I'm a miserable piece of shit who's burned through half a dozen unhealthy relationships.

I don't know whether it's selfish modern society or lack of tradition or whatever the fuck, but our civilization is choking on its own decadence and it sucks.

America """"humor"""" is repeating the same thing over and over again.

This isn't /r9k/ cuck

Good, cause dont

Then why did you make this thread?

To warn you, I'm you from the future.
Don't marry her

>Never happened
In "April in Quahog", Bonnie had sex withQuagmirewith Joe's permission after Quagmire lied and said he was a virgin.

In "Go, Stewie, Go!", Bonnie admits to Lois that she had an affair with some guys (plural) from internet.

In "The Heartbreak Dog", Bonnie kisses Brian.

I tried making this thread like three times and got zero responses. baka i'm happy for you OP

Oh shit, you're right
Fucking roasties

You cleared the path user
I just cemented it

I would love to start a family guy general, but too often people get into [b]eter memes and "seth is redpilled" / "seth is a cuck" nonsense. don't know if it's possible to maintain

Not all Bruce's fault, Demi's head was a block before surgery.

user you telling not to get married doesn't matter, I'm not getting married

G-good plan. T-this is why I haven't even kissed a girl.

>this is why I haven't even kissed a girl.

Not getting married is not why you're a beta user

no bully