Voltron Legendary Defender

March is coming around the corner, with 10 of the old DotU episodes plus added content coming to Netflix. Wondercon is the end of March, spilling into April.

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It'll be nice seeing DOTU in a quality that isn't pure ass. I mean, the show itself will still be ass, but that can't be helped.

Why only ten episodes? Which episodes do you think they'll choose?

Most likely the first 10. So we're going to see Sven get mauled by a cat.

I think they're gonna be releasing it slowly over time, but I'm not sure. So it'll probably be the first eps of the series.

Definitely the episode where Yurak dies. I'll laugh if they toss in a little gag about Sendak crashing landing after Yurak dies in his broken stasis pod and runs off somewhere, covering his ears.

What if they redubbed the original Voltron with the new cast?

I demand that Keaton uses a Swedish accent for Sven, or don't even bother redubbing at all.

Only will watch if piedge is as cute as she looks

That's what I'm expecting. Different characters, same VAs doing the same voices. And this time Bex really is going to be doing the voice for a guy.

Pidge looked girly in DotU, so you could always pretend it's a girl.

Serious question here: what is it with Voltron and rappers?

They grew up with Voltron.

Rappers and black dudes in general have definite weeb tendencies. Wu-Tang are massive geeks for a lot of pop culture stuff in general, so them being into Voltron is no shock. I like listening to Rza talk about old kung fu movies.

Well, I knew plenty of black kids that liked Voltron and later Power Rangers. I loved me some Voltron, could never get into Power Rangers. Rappers specifically? I don't know. They like big gaudy vehicles, maybe that's it.

>They like big gaudy vehicles, maybe that's it.

Or they could have been children when Voltron first aired back in the 80s and it resonated with them? Black people are weeb as fuck. Don't let their inner city upbringing fool you.

I need your help.

Months ago, someone posted a picture where it was this, but redrawn with Kieth as Lotor, and the other Volt cast members as the servants.

Does anyone have it?

Lotor better be hot as fuck in S3. It's the least they can do to make up for killing off all the foxy Galra dudes in S2.

Why do they look like they could be from The Legend of Korra?

It's no shock to me that black kids can be big into anime and JRPGs. I did say that I personally knew plenty of kids who loved sentai type shows. And Fist of the North Star and Ninja Scroll, etc.

The same animation studio.

Looks like Keith and Hunk's love child.

There was one with Keithtor, random baras and Shiro, was that it?

I think so.

Do you have it?

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Different user but I have Keith making out with a wolf. You want that one?

That's exactly it. Thank you so much.

Burn those pictures

Keith is into bestiality son.

Here, you deviant: twitter.com/0_8_0_9haiteira/status/820634387846860801

Everyone else can check out this cute mermaid.

Does he take the knot?

Of course, he's a slut.

Yes.

Keith has the worst fashion sense inflicted on him.

He does and I love it.

It's his own fault for wearing a cropped jacket in canon.

Heard you talking shit about cropped jackets like I wouldn't find out.

Cropped jackets are the manliest.

We need more pidgance like this.

Because being black sucks and you either escape into a world of hedonism or fantasy. It's why Afro-futurism exists.

I gotta say...hanging out on these threads and hating the bullshit on tumblr has got me starting to really like Sheith (and to a lesser extent, Kallura as well)

I've never liked Sheith and the despite shitting on tumblr here, I still do not have a taste for it.

But have you accepted Best Girl Romelle as your lord and savior?

He won't be nearly as bara though.

It's not really liking the pairing if you're only motivated by spite. At least mention the fanart user.

I bet he has a belly button ring.

He probably has a secret tramp stamp

>secret

Romelle was one of my favourites from the original and yeah she was best girl.
I liked Kallura as a kid though and thought Sheith had strangely close relationship. I wasn't feeling any of the pairings in VLD but I came to really ducking hate Klance. The Sheith fan art is high quality. You can tell it's being made by girls who have experience with drawing gay porn.

*fucking
Ugh the f and d are too close on the keyboard

He doesn't remember getting it, but he does remember the tattooist gave him crabs that night.

I want to bully kid Lotor.

Shut up Haggar.

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Sheith is my type of pairing but I didn't like it at first because I found Keith boring. After hanging out in these threads and remembering moments like
>I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS
>good kitty
He grew on me a lot and I stopped being so biased against him.

I'm still hoping Romelle will appear and fulfill all the expectations, then I'd accept the Kallura pairing.

>The Sheith fan art is high quality. You can tell it's being made by girls who have experience with drawing gay porn.
They're old fujos and I love them.

Show me a better platonic pairing.

Oh Lauren is a Romellefag so she's definitely going to appear. I have no idea what she will be like though. They Xenafied Allura so they might go the darker and edgier route with Romelle too.

Pidge+Rover

RIP IN PEACE, ROVER

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Why do these threads always have so much gay garbage, and why do the fags have such poor taste?

Best male character is clearly Lance. Funny, Awesome, and Modest to boot.

Shut the fuck up, tripfag

>Lance
>Modest

>talented with Quintessence magic at a young age
>mostly used it to turn invisible as a child so the other kids wouldn't bully him for looking like a freak.
>met Allura by chance, she didn't begrudge him for his appearance and he's pined for her ever since

The writers better not fuck up with Lotor. They can milk his toned, effeminately manly ass for lots of fun and drama if they play their cards right

Are you sure Pidge and Rover were platonic?

She still turned him down for prom.

Lance is cute, design-wise, but he is my least favorite character because he's so damn annoying.

Someone I followed just made a great rebuttal to Klancerous bullshit about queerbaiting and Kallura being "racist"

Are you going to link it?

Here it is
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Damn, check out their argument with bigmeangay. That person is straight up delusional: bigmeangay.tumblr.com/post/157635799139/grotesquefantastic-bigmeangay

They're kin with Dave Strider
Well that explains everything, m8s

I wish Brian Kim was on Voltron's music instead of whatever shit 'good enough' guy they have.

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That just made my brain hurt. I really don't get why they think Allura is black, just because she's dark skinned. I wouldn't try to argue with them though, they're too fucking out there.

Can't wait for the Shiro Q&A on Tuesday.

That's a nice response. Props to them.
Also Allura isn't black. Kimberly Brooks, a black woman, confirmed this herself. These white kids need to shut up.

gotta love the mice

I don't get these straight white kids who take the civil rights arguments further than any minority groups actually do. Do they think they'll be kept as the single straight white pet in their endgame future society?

They'll obviously be sent to petting zoos so brown people can pat them on the head and compliment them all day long on how not racist they are.

Not sure if they're straight since they claim to be "queer", "sapphic" or "non-binary lesbians". Perhaps "retarded" is more appropriate.

>non-binary lesbians
How the fuck?

>tfw Punished Lotor episode never where he slowly gives in to madness and debauchery over 10,000 years of looking for his not-girlfriend.

They're using those labels because they want the brownie points of being different but aren't keen on actually eating pussy. As a lesbo from before all this madness started, I've yet to be proven wrong on this. Even for all the shit plain bi girls get, they're still a lot more sincere about fucking women.

It's not supposed to make sense. 90% of the people on tumblr calling themselves trans are faking it. If you argue with them they'll just label you a radfem or truscum.

>queerbaiting
Isn't that just another word for yaoi fangirls getting pissed that Naruto and Sasuke didn't engage in the butt stuff?

Bisexuals on tumblr are a fucking mess. They think gays are privileged like straights for being attracted one sex (monosexual privilege).
The radfems-truscums can be quite rabid but they make more sense in general.

You have to collect all the points. I read "non-binary girl" on the pages of the translators of one of my favorite mangas. I'm thankful for their work, but I don't get how these things work anymore, it seems contradictory. The same way Pidge is marked down as the visibility-mascot for the show, even though she calls herself a girl, she's still called genderfluid or non-binary. Trans I could almost see, if there ever WAS an indication she was born a boy, of which there are none.

I like how the pretentious bisexuals and straights who want oppression points will call themselves "pansexual".

Can we get back to meaningful conversation. Like how cute that alien clerk in space mall was?

Queerbaiting does exist, where two prominent characters show much more affection to their buddy of the same sex, give up their life for them, stare into each others' eyes deeply and then awkwardly softly giggle, but it doesn't even goes anywhere. I don't say that every show has to have gay representation, but when two of your characters have more romantic setup than most end-game pairs, it's no wonder people come to expect something, even just a knowing nod to the viewers. Rant over.

Then again, Klance is not queerbaiting. It's more of a crackship than anything that somehow took over.

A good example of queerbaiting would be Johnlock. It's never going to happen but the show keeps teasing at it for the views.
There's also the anime Free! which runs with the homoerotica but doesn't go anywhere.

Keith and Lance have an argument and people will see it as "queerbaiting". It's fucking ridiculous.

The drama surrounding asexuality at the moment is TOP KEK.

These are the same people campaigning for more Klance shipping moments in the next season.

Why don't they just say "gaybaiting"? Isn't queer a slur? Or am I too old and did something happen?
I don't have a tumblr so this shit is confusing me.

Do you think the alien clerk is gay, bi, pan or non-binary lesbian?

Doesn't matter as long as she has a vag00 for me to stick p0n0s into.

As I understand "queer" is an umbrella term for anything LGBT related now. As for the history of the word, I know nothing about that,

"Queer" is a reclaimed slur used to cover the entire LGBT despite it being targeted specifically towards gay men throughout history. It's often used by socially awkward teenagers who have never actually experienced violent homophobia.

Queer is a term for when you want to dye your short hair pink, put on some cat's eye glasses and wear rainbow heart buttons all over your denim jacket but don't actually want to commit to being gay or lesbian or bi.