Sup, nigga. You wanna talk some porg?

Sup, nigga. You wanna talk some porg?

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>inb4 400+ replies about altcucks being salty over the fact they will never have a gf that shares same interests by calling them a bunch of degenerates, cucks , etc etc

Why would anyone want a partner that substitutes star wars for a religion?

Stop it with the ewoks already.

maybe because its a better alternative to becoming a suicide bomber or giving 10 percent of what your allowance to a church so the priest could buy a new tv

>Please crop out my disgusting penis toes
>Make sure the merchandise is obscuring my beef curtains

>Replace "Star Wars" with Disney Marketing.
To fuck does she like Star Wars for what it is and was.

>You will never get to pet her porg

Porg

I could kill that guy just by gently pushing him

>wanting to share interests with your gf
>bot just listening patiently while she rambles, being supportive but not overly interested and then going back to letting her play with your sweatshirt or kissing you randomly
hahahahahahHhajahahahahaha

to do that you will need to first stand up from nacho dust covered chair

Seriously doubt that pro. It says he's a hockey player on his twitter bio.

RACIST PORGS

MYSTERY PORGS

look at these freaks

What would you p-push inside him?

Your GF/Wife isn't supposed to be your best buddy and like the shit you do, that's what your actual friends are for.
Your GF/Wife should cringe at the sight Star Wars.

BASED

Is the one on the right what Chris-chan imagines himself as currently?

>your gf/wife should not be happy at your hobby

go be a cuck somewhere else

my gf/wife is going to enjoy warhammer wether she likes it or not

Hundred of Bothans are all waiting for your motherfucking call and they are talking shit about Porgs.

Its okay to have a few common interests that aren't too autistic like similar movies or television shows cuz otherwise she's just an expensive sex toy

Bugmen

SOY

>Not those Plastic Miniatures again user.

>sacrificing part of your identity for a vagina

top KEK

Why is that guy wearing a blue wig?

I could impregnate that girl from just urinating within 100M of here how starved for testosterone she must be.

part of your identify is small plastic toys?

perhaps its time to rethink things lad

>Seeing plastic toys as part of your identity
Literally manchild tier

GOY

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Soy incarnate

these images conflict

did he make porg?

>fan of fandom

>california
please nuke this shithole

serious question is this a FtM tranny?

why does het have is his text so long, should just say
Matt Martin = Reddit

Testosterone level - 103

>consumerism
>legitimate interests
kys faggot

You are mentally fucking ill if you think someone is a kissless, handholdless virgin because they don't want to buy your stupid fucking toys.
Fuck off mouse shit.

lol Sup Forums is so jealous they will never literally brand themselves with disney advertising and buy a bunch of cheap shitty toys

I understood that reference.

youtube.com/watch?v=xaYeAV4LpRA

Like fucking clockwork.

>hockey player

how much did disney pay them to provide them advertising by tattooing Jar Jar on themselves?

Why are they all in SF? Kim Jong needs to haul ass and do the world a favor.

>F-FUCKING Sup Forums

You know you have to be 18 years old to post here right?