what's his best joke?
What's his best joke?
Carson Thomas
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Jace Hughes
9/11
Kayden Long
boy this guy was a real joke
Easton Cook
The Moth Joke
Nathan Sanders
>thank god for the hatchery
Brandon Green
dolphin joke
Brayden Powell
i dont remember his name but i think he had a mustache
norm threads need more of the dennis miller radio era
Jonathan Wilson
>I'm not actually a welder
Gavin Wilson
his career
Samuel Morales
>it's just gonna be the two of us
Brody Bailey
Robert Hill
youtube.com
Remember the old times when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?
Luke Morgan
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LOGIC
Angel Moore
Give that frog a loan!
Wyatt Howard
"just kidding we don't hire women"
Brody Anderson
...unless you kill your wife and waiter :D
Brandon Young
"The thing I hate about Mexicans is you just read this in my voice"
Henry Lee
this
Anthony Gutierrez
ill tell you what man there's indians and then there's injuns
Samuel Gomez
the edgiest one about the jews, obviously. haha based redpilled Norm.
Ethan Sanders
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
Michael Hughes
the first joke on this:
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Kevin Adams
Chairman of the
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Lincoln Scott
calling michael jackson a homosexual pedophile about a hundred times
oh wait that wasn't a joke
Carson Harris
The clip where he talks about hosting the White House Correspondents Dinner and meeting Larry Flynt afterward.
Ryan Nguyen
the aids joke with bobby lee was pretty funny
Anthony Walker
I always forget that he was one of the people in The People vs. Larry Flynt
Brody Brown
youtube.com
30 min 21 s
Carson Turner
luck number 7
Jose Baker
youtube.com
>3:45 in
Oliver Hughes
youtube.com
Really takes a good understanding of build-up and payoff to write one like this
Logan Nelson
This is a great one haha!
Landon Murphy
"My wife went into a coma. The doctor says to me--and you won't hear this from any 1935 comic--the doctor says to me "I know something that might wake her up but it's a little unconventional. You go in there and you have oral sex with her". I said, by god! "I've seen it work". Well, I'm willing to try. I go in there, I'm in there about 5 minutes, I get out I said "Doc, she's choking""
Jace Rogers
Not dying yet.
Ethan Flores
that joke took me a while to appreciate, he could've done it with an accent or something
Aaron Jackson
Crack whore?
Elijah Anderson
hello rrreddit
Christopher Hughes
Widow Johnson's Apple pie
Jaxon Roberts
his career
Joshua Rogers
the logic joke
Ian Ross
The one about suicide and how people always act like they don't understand why anyone would kill themselves.
John Morales
What are the odds that a terrorist will attack and kill you? Almost zero, you know. But what are the odds that you will be attacked and killed by your own heart? That's what got my dad. His heart attacked and killed him. He didn't expect it. He was looking for fucking Arabs and shit.
Ian Russell
38th post best post
Connor Morris
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i like this one desu
Jacob Walker
CHICKEN
STEAK
NEVER TASTED SO GOOD
Lincoln Anderson
>when you have a heart attack they have a thing called a defibrillator, which attacks your heart. Because the only thing the heart understands is violence.
Jose Bennett
Dirty Johnny
youtu.be
Hunter Barnes
''maybe the worst gimmick a comic ever had''
These are the funniest moments in human history ever captured on tape.
Henry Anderson
Anything involving OJ
John Young
Professor of Logic joke
Also, just the punchlines
>he made love to me in the ass!
>he now officially holds a place in the Guinness Book of Fucking Retards
>more great work from the University of Bob Seger
And, it's not that funniest but I personally love
>Amanda Bynes is a lush blonde who's quickly turning into a blonde lush.
Isaiah Myers
Getting kicked off SNL for not being funny.
Dominic Lee
>some gold plated chains would make a nice retirement gift for a very, very good slave
Daniel Morales
R I C H A R D
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Aaron Jackson
His 'shallow grave' bit
or 'tiger woods is the most faithful man who ever lived' bit
James Ross
Ryder Hall
kill yourself leftist faggot
Wyatt Robinson
The "this guy's a real jerk" joke in the Fred Stoller episode
Mason Myers
>Amanda Bynes is a lush blonde who's quickly turning into a blonde lush
pls explain
Leo Lopez
Himself.
Josiah Wood
>some gold-plated chains would make a nice retirement gift for a very, very good slave
Easton Ross
what a terrible name for an airline. reminds me of that tragedy.
Dominic Lopez
Bentley Diaz
what did he mean by this?
Grayson Reed
frog joke
Leo Bell
My favorite, I love telling it
Carter Bailey
He looks like an older Tom Cruise.
Robert Reyes
>I didn't even know he was sick.
the delivery. everything. gold
Mason Kelly
its like the picture of dorian gray
Hunter Cook
...
Jaxson Hall
this one was so stupid but so good
Austin Young
i'd say Burt Reynolds a little
Brayden Collins
Underrated post.
Eli Sullivan
absolutely perfect
Carson Howard
> open your mouth and say oink
John Butler
They are so fucking funny together it hurts
Eli Price
OJ Simpson at the espy's is peak Norm.
Jacob Barnes
it's this one
Nicholas Miller
Paraphrasing from the very end of the Bob Saget episode
>He found his son
James Sanchez
>prison rape
>Michael Jackson pedophilia
Joseph Edwards
the 22 second joke
Joseph Cruz
More like Turd Ferguson
Brayden Perez
The meanest dogs
Tyler Russell
a banjo
Parker Foster
CHICKEN
Elijah Hall
Richard Clock
Levi Carter
Him making fun of teachers and the mad school teacher in the audience for about 20 minutes
Aiden Jones
>”I found your son”
Carson Jenkins
>my sons just into regular boyhood things like bungee jumping
>he likes to cut himself because he said it makes him feel something
>I'm like what's wrong with feeling nothing like everyone else?
Levi Mitchell
I like his other telling of this joke too. He tells it on the podcast to Stephen Merchant, and it's slightly different both time. I think the build up of the joke is so much better on the Stern Show, he really takes his time with it, but on his podcast the story feels a bit rushed. I feel the podcast version nails the punchline much better though.
Parker Gutierrez
>oh you are one of them gays
Justin Morgan
Lmao
Samuel Bennett
Good Will Smith
Lincoln Moore
any links to his best vids?
Asher Myers
and a small hand saw
Jaxson Moore
Lush blonde as in a girl with rich, flowing blonde hair
Blonde lush as in an awful drunk who happens to have blonde hair
Zachary Hill
battle axe
Oliver Morris
The line that gets hidden under the talking "Ah Vince Champ, a friend of mine" is absolute gold.
Jason Hughes
SWEDISH
GERMAN
yes
Brandon Baker
Don't think he wrote it but Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape makes me laugh every time I think about it, always a hit when I tell it to friends
Christopher Bennett
None of my friends really got it. Must be in the delivery.