"[...] but the Canadian actor had a few close calls on set as well. In an incident described by a production assistant...

>"[...] but the Canadian actor had a few close calls on set as well. In an incident described by a production assistant, Keanu had a fierce altercation with the directors Larry (now Lana) and Andy (now Lilly) Wachowski. The scuffle came about when Larry became displeased with the way Mr. Reeves was delivering his lines. Mr. Reeves didn't take kindly to the suggestions and became erratic and aggressive. Andy joined the discussion and tried to help his brother calm the actor down, but to no avail. The altercation escalated when the directors warned Keanu Reeves that they will not tolerate such behaviour. The actor responded to this by shouting "What the fuck did you say to me, you little bitch?" and proceeded to kick Andy in the groin and uppercut Larry in his chin. The actor then started stomping on the groin of the two directors who laid in agony on the floor. Several staff and co-stars tried to intervene but all were dissuaded after the actor loaded live rounds into his prop gun. The whole incident lasted less than 5 minutes but the consequences were severe. Both directors were admitted to the ICU with heavy injuries and bleeding in the testicular and penile area, and both subsequently had to go through grueling surgery to amputate the affected area. When asked about her relationship with Mr. Reeves, Lana Wachowski responeded: "We really didn't have good chemistry on set. We most likely won't work with him again"

>LARPing the undisputed nicest guy in Hollywood
KYS faggot.

>actual saint that could go down as jesus christ of our time
>sensationalizing it
you're an actual bad person

those faggots deserved it though

>Canadian

KEANU REEVES IS CANADAIAN????

WHAT THE FUCK

Kek

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Wasn't he first incident in that image Matthew Broderick

Next you'll say you didn't know he's a hapa

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