Consider this:

Consider this:
If it wasn't for this single man's fault and lust, the humans would have never been attacked by the Cylons...

No.

The Cylons attacked because Cavil was proving a point to the Five. Baltar was just a convenient attack vector. If it hadn't been for Baltar they'd have found another one.

i think it was retconned that way much later tho

>implying this means it isn't canon

He killed trillions OP.

TRILLIONS!!!

Yeah but look at her

I'd fuck a robot.

>you will never ever obtain a tall wife like her while being a manlet

she has aged like milk...

still it was the premise of the whole show

>tfw i will never experience living a comfy and privileged life on caprica

Baltar did NOTHING wrong.

Why was he so crazy, user?

He even had an imaginary waifu...

This is why I dropped watching this show early on. I couldn't stand the length they went to keep this guy alive in the show when he should have been exposed and died a long time ago.

nah he was the best part

what i was really mad about is that he never told anybody that sharon and ellen were cylons, after the test was positive for both of them.

i mean, wtf?

Yeah, I never understood that.

Consider this:
You would have done exactly the same thing

Do Cylons poop?

Id sell all you fuckers out for her too. Besides, of anyone in the whole series, he had the best journey. Just nonstop orgies for 5 seasons.

i would never trust a whore with professional secrets

I legit cried a little three distinct times during the wind-down of the finale.

She wasnt a whore. She was some kind of high level consultant who "seduced" him

Baltar being a hilarious and deeply pathetic character was one of the best parts of the show. You're nuts.

> I dropped BSG because of Balthar

Yeah thats the premise? Unless you're being ironic, I'm dumb I can't tell.

nah the worst frecking part was when Gaeta's mutiny failed
>the guy lost his leg, because a cylon pyramid player shot him, instead of grappling him.
>later starsuck mocked him in the cantine for having one leg, (her damn CYLON boyfriend shot him in the frecking leg)
>adama's and the president's decisions were based upon hope and nothing else, they had no proof they were right. but of course they were because they are the main characters and in the end we figure out their decisions had the best possible outcome.

MUH FARMER FATHER

Is it a retcon if it was never stated prior?


Its like saying the whole Enterprise series were retcons.

>implying you wouldn't betray humanity to become immortal and have threesomes with Lucy Lawless and Tricia Helfer

>yfw kieth raniere is basically IRL gaius baltar

Number 8 was so much more attractive though.

Athena best waifu.

I know what your 8 did

She did NOTHING wrong.

Lesbianism is immoral

That's why she let every man on the crew rape her waifu.

Literally /ourgal/ and the hero we needed.

DUDE GO TO WAR WITH OTHER HUMANS BECAUSE THEY RAPED A TOASTER LMAO

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Honestly this

>tfw no tall gf to climb

more?

I probably would have condemned humanity for her too.

I don't know, the "Oh man, how's he going to get out of THIS one?" thing was half the fun of the show for me.

>adama's and the president's decisions were based upon hope and nothing else, they had no proof they were right.

Wow, you entirely missed the entire point of the show. lmao what a brainlet.

he was only HUMAN

two dongs for sindy vega

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That's not a man though tard, that's a photo of the two apparitions that speak to Baltar and Six respectively.

She looks like that junji ito chick

look at those funbags