He is truly and unironically /ourguy/
He is truly and unironically /ourguy/
Brody Jackson
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Jackson Baker
*HNNNNNNGGGG*
>slight turd protuberates from anus through leggings
*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd pushes against leggings, forming a slight but erotic tent
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
>turd pushes even further
>something has to give, it's either gonna be the turd or the leggings
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
-Omg Steven, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale, it's lumpy and sausage like. I feel slightly constipated but I think I can push it out through my leggings.
*takes big breath*
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd won't budge, the tensile strength of the leggings won't allow it to push any further
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
>turd refuses to go any further
*exhales*
>turd painfully retracts into anus
-Omg Steven, it went back in. I think I'm gonna need your help to get this one out. Can you spot me :^)
*winks and farts*
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP
Carson Nelson
He was just offering a lady a seat, what's wrong with that? And they say chivalry is dead.
Juan Cruz
he's a fat washed up russiaboo
perfect for Sup Forums
Jason Sanders
Carter Brooks
What a vile, disgusting pervert. Who would want to do something as degrading and submissive as being sat on by a woman? Not to mention, her ass would be REALLY close to your face. Fucking revolting.
Jordan Russell
he was always a no talent ass-clown,
Gavin Sanders
>@RealKidPoker
really activates the almonds
Jaxson Myers
...
Jason Hill
>1991
Bentley Adams
...
Jaxson Peterson
Which actress? This is important.
Juan Wood
>Me want the Punani on my face
Daniel Gutierrez
...
Liam Diaz
James Woods is based af
Camden Baker
like this is the worst abomination this guy has committed, this year even
Jaxson Stewart
>accused of telling
Jose Hughes
This. If that's all he did, then she got off pretty easy by Seagal's standards.
Mason Thompson
>implying anyone on Sup Forums has done that
Xavier Lopez
26 years ago
Fucking murders have been forgiven and forgotten
Christian Baker
...
Eli Scott
This is how you deal with these shit-talking sheep.