Voltron: Legendary Defender

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First for Zeith

Gotta love the Galra

First for the best hate-fucking ship.

Best ship

Besides the obvious of being Hunk, just how good do you think the other paladins are at cooking?
>Keith either a childhood Supreme Chef due to being orphan living in shit shack
>or just as shitty as Shiro.
>Pidge makes incredible peanut butter cookies

It has a lot of ingredients I like, the loyalty thing, etc, but at the same time, I guess since Sendak's loyalty comes from indoctrination, it just feels weird to me. Strangely, I'd like the ship MUCH more if it were Zarkon and Haggar. Maybe because then it'd feel more balanced.

*blocks your path*

Got a sauce on that?

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They did that cute Sendak in the last thread too.

Keith is definitely at Hunk's level but with a grill.
Pidge knows more baking than cooking.
Lance helped his mom around the kitchen as a kid.

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First for best straight ship.

>a Shidgefag
Cute.

Pidge will reunite with her brother next season.

And be forced to kill her father.

Allura and Matt?

But that's wrong.

Turning Sam into a Robeast would be the perfect way for Lotor to tell Allura FU for rejecting his romantic gestures.

All Pidge ships are beautiful.

I can't tell if that's Lance x Allura or Lance x Lance...

>lance/lance
Now that's a ship anti's should get on

I think they're telling Lance to fuck himself.

I know it will never be canon, but I love it.

Yeah, just for laughs.

Lance x Lance. I'll make the curve tighter if I redo it.

kek

Cheeky

Canon is way overrated these days

CUTE

gotta love the mice

Who /senddge/?

Chulatt worst mouse.

>Keith is definitely at Hunk's level but with a grill.
Maybe. For most Texan grill masters, their skill of the craft would be something you'd never have to guess about, but then most of them aren't edgy emo half-alien teen orphans.

Did he have a grill with him at his shack? Any real master would never be without one, even if it's just a pit.

I wasn't mocking you, all voltron ships are cute in their own way. I put 'cute' since it's still rare to come across a shidgefag in these threads.

Haxidge superior.

He probably has a backyard at the shack with all his texan needs. A shitty grill from his father, probably broken fence and all.

Aw yeah son.

That's a handsome Sendak.
Sauce?

There needs to be a fic or greentext about these two accidentally fusing, it has too much potential.

>tfw you learned on an old, rusted kettle grill

Brings back memories. I should get back into grilling, even if I don't eat that much meat anymore.

I want Texan grillmaster Keith to be real now.

I still want an Iron Chef themed episode and Keith reveals his grillmaster skills.

Why is there not art of this yet? Is this headcanon only popular in Sup Forums?

>my OTP standing next to my OT3
C-cute

And then is forced to go head to head with Hunk.

Now I really want someone to draw Keith dressed as the engineer from TF2.

There will be a plot point where Hunk gets hurt in the beginning of the episode, rendering him useless for cooking.

Coran is going to take the mantle until Keith steps in and says "I got this."

Everyone is afraid for their lives because they think Keith is going to ruin everything. Hunk is weeping in the background. But as the first round finishes, they are really impressed with his skills.

>keith and hunk are in a space cookoff show
>one of the judges is space gordon ramsey
>"IT'S FOOKING RAW!"

...

Keith's fans elsewhere still think he's korean, not texan.

>"IT TASTES LIKE BABY VOMIT!"

I just went back several pages in my Sendak tag, and I can't find it. I can't find it in the general Sendak tag either, sorry. I have no idea where it went.

Have a scruffy eyepatch Sendak instead.

>Hunk hurts his hands in some way before cook-off
>mass panic and they say Shiro should lead like he normally does
>not knowing his horrible cooking
>Keith knows and has had his cooking before
>snatches the cutting knife from Shiro and makes an incredible slab of ribs

They really do have good chemistry together

Shiro is allowed to set the table. Nothing more.

A-hem.

>Keith when he finds out his dad was half mexican

Shiro probably lived off rice from a rice cooker, that was his entire diet.
like me ;_;

I have a headcanon that Keith's dad is mixed with a bunch of things. Mexican being one of them. No Korean though.

He has his mom make all his food.

Why would Keith even care if he's Mexican?

Oh, I'm half Galra? Hm, well, I didn't expect that. Wait, I'm also Mexican? NOOOOOO!

wouldn't you be devastated if you found out you were part taco?

Truly a fate worse than death.

I can't be devastated if I'm already full taco.

I'm as white as sour cream, so I'd be shocked to say the least.

I want Keith to be Mexican/white just to btfo those ridiculous Asian headcanons and brogane conspiracy theorists.

:3

If his last name's Kogane, an Asian bloodline's not ridiculous. He reads as white to me, though.

Keith probably speaks better Spanish than Lance.

His surname isn't Kogane though and everybody in GoLion was Japanese. Keith doesn't have a confirmed surname yet.

Since Keith is a Texas do you think he played football in high school? What position?

Have you considered Keith Cogain?

When I found out he was Texan I immediately started to see joke about him being Mexican. He looks like a half-white Mestizo anyway.

According to some fanfics I've seen, yeah.
Can you blame her? I'd cook Shiro a meal any day.

full taco sounds like what Hunk would do to Shay if they were alone.

Ah, my bad: I thought Kogane was his canon surname in LD for some reason.

I'm cool with that.

>imitates airplane flying
>Shiro will be turning 7 in one more day
kek

It's not a leap year, he's still 6

that makes it even more hilarious

I'm white as sour cream and still happen to be Mexican. They come in all flavors.

Yeah, because Mexican is a nationality not an ethnicity.

And the latinos come in every sabor.

Keith was a jock and Shiro was a D O R K.

Quick, agile, good reflexes...receiver, maybe?

>Asian people
>playing football

This isn't Eyeshield 21.

Keith being Mexican makes more sense than him being Korean. I remember the comics established Keith as half Chinese to explain why he was so good at martial arts.

A receiver that acts too much like a linebacker.

>I remember the comics established Keith as half Chinese to explain why he was so good at martial arts.

Das....so raciss.

People are still shocked when they find out Louis CK is part Mexican.

I could see Keith playing wrestling and Shiro being in the science club with Matt and his dad.
Keith can't help but to admire Shiro's biceps. He eventually asks him if he wants to join the wrestling team.
Shiro kindly turns him down every time.

Even though Keith is so skinny and puny looking, he's the best wrestler on the team. The Galra genes make him stronk as fuck.

>wrestle training with Shiro

>ywn hit the showers with Shiro

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It was his Japanese father who was the kung fu expert though. Keith being Mexican in VLD would be fun but there are some things hinting at him being Japanese like wearing a hachimaki and Lance calling him "samurai". I don't know why they gave him those cultural markers.

>played football
>not futbol

They're going to use Keith's Galra ancestry to explain his bloodthirstiness like they used his Chinese ancestry to explain his fighting skills.

What hachimaki are you talking about?
And being called a samurai hardly means anything. You don't call a swift swordsman a fucking knight, do you?

>Keith ends up having a crush on the giant book worm
>Shiro is oblivious as ever whenever he catches Keith checking him out
>One day Keith saids fuck it and gropes Shiro's tits from behind
>Shiro does nothing but turns red, his breath hitching as Keith continues to molest him in front of Matt, Sam and Katie
>Keith gets suspended from school

I think that's just the Asian artists working on the show letting their ideas of coolness seep onto the show and the general animesqueness of VLD. It is based on anime itself.

So Shiro is dead right? Keith is taking Black and Allura gets red?

>lance finds out keith a mexico
>eating dinner at the table
>tosses a rock at keith
>starts doing mexican soccer announcer voice
>it lands in his bowl of goo
>"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWLL!!"