What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Bonus points if you saw it in the theatre

What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Bonus points if you saw it in the theatre.

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Le Croissant C'lophi

can't make em worse than this

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Peter Jackson's King Kong (2005). My girlfriend broke up with me after watching it (we got back to together to the next day)

Unironically and not memeing

>Alexander Skarsgard as Tarzan
Doomed from the start

I felt personally insulted when I saw Transformers 2 in theaters, and I was only a teenager. So that movie blows.

Mr Right starring Sam Rockwell and Ana Kendrick and written By Max Memendis

Blow. Johnny fuckin Depp...
I hate that movie so goddamn much.
I cut off friendships after some people made me watch it with them.

Yeah, it blows

The new Thor.

Total bullshit - I don't know who or why anyone would enjoy it.

It's between The Dictator or Jeepers Creepers 3. Saw both in theaters.

Blow is a pretty good movie though.

wanna know how i know you're a faggot?

dont mess with the zohan

>that shitty political commentary
That was really fucking bad

three ninjas

You liked that movie enough to call me a faggot?

Rethink your life man. That thing was a PoS and the ONLY reason you would like that is because you've been gradually conditioned to accept that as a movie after all 17 dumbass marvel movies lowered your bar.

Seriously stop.

I think it was called Hell Asylum. Some shitty B horror movie in which dudes in black cloaks slurped what was obviously spaghetti off a woman’s chest as though it were intestines.

Worst I ever saw that actually had a budget and marketing? Halloween 3

fired up

I fell asleep watching that new robocop movie

I completely forgot that exists.

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The movie itself isn't why you're a faggot. It's the fact that you watched a movie with someone as qt as Cate and had the nerve to say it's the worst you've ever seen.
Worst one I've seen was some movie called Lovely Molly that came from redbox.

The worst movie I have ever seen has to be The Room.

The worst one I saw in cinema was Transformers III.

I went to go see Tomorrowland with a buddy and a few of his stupid friends.
>I wanted to see Mad Max.
>I hate George Clooneys handsome face
HOLY SHIT THAT MOVIE SUCKED
>Walked out halfway
>Bought ticket for Fury Road, had to argue with manager about no singles policy
>Sit down, jaw on floor for 2 hours
What did I just witness..
Friends got all pissed at me for walking out like an autist, we were supposed to eat somewhere after.
Don't care, Fury Road was the greatest thing I've ever seen on a giant screen.
>Call other buddy to come pick me up at kinoplex
>He arrives, we go get stoned at his place.
>Cant stop talking about all them cars in the desert.
We went go go see it again that night. And again a few days later with more buds.
>Vow never to allow myself to shit through a shit movie again.
FRIENDS DON'T TAKE FRIENDS TO WATCH HORRIBLE MOVIES.

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worst movie: toss up between the singing detective (2003) and the spirit

worst movie seen in theater: dawn of the planet of the apes

The Witch

It's supposed to be a horror movie but it's not

Saw Left Behind in the theater. But I snuck in, so that's a little bit better?

Avatar. Saw it in the theater but, fell asleep in the first 30 minutes

Watchmen was fucking awful and I saw it in theaters.

worst one ever was some chinese action flick called "superfoot" in my language. the original title was completely different and i think the german voiceactors just fucked around. it was so shitty it was good actually.

worst movie in the theatre was "circle"
nearly walked out

thor: the dark world.
first and last capeshit I ever saw.
total schlock.

If I'm going for movies I've seen in the theater, I gotta go with the new "IT". I really wish I was being a contrarian, but I was earnestly hoping it would be good. Instead, the plot was boring, the spooky monsters were bland, and the spooks were telegraphed to shit. Plus, it was so. Fucking. LOOOOONG

You wasted 90 minutes, so you still lost.

never watched it. what happens?

the force awakens

not even memeing, it was offensive to my senses

Terminator Genisys. (however its spelled)

It's about how a palestinian and an israeli have to solve their issues and end up teaming up against the bad guy, who is a white supremacist who just hates everything.

me and my friends were mad leaving the theater.

good thing that they focus on real issues not some largely imaginary blown-out-of-proportion bullshit

"Insônia", a Brazillian teen movie, though I didn't watch it in the theatre. Literally the most boring thing I've ever had to see because nothing happens. The 8 hours long static shot of the Empire State Building called "Empire" has more drama than this.
It's based on a book with the most generic "teen girl-father relationship" ""story"" you can possibly imagine, school made us read it because they had someone that worked there knew the author or something. Then they made us watch the movie and how it was even conceived and made is beyond me, considering there is no plot whatsoever to speak of.
My mother knows the book's author. and says he's a weird faggot who worked as a waiter once and tell everyone he's had experience being a bartender.

Pleb.

C'mon user.
You had to know what you were getting into

2 is better

Waifufags need to leave.

Batman and Robin

>Brazillian
Should have stopped there.

probably pic related.

i feel sorry for the kid in this since we never heard from him again. i mean this was supposed to be the next big thing

The Crow 2.

Any Given Sunday

SOPA DE INSONIA

UMA DELICIA

the sequel to the holloween remake
was so bad i walked out within like 15 mins

>Áudio: Inglês 2.0 e 5.1
That was dubbed into english?

This movie is essential 2000s fun-core though.

Its between Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li and Battle of Los Angeles or whatever that shitty alien invasion movie with two face was. Watched both in theaters, they were hilariously terrible.

Meet the Spartans
walked out of the theatre
what a fucking piece of shit

I don't even remember the name. It's that one called Eternal something starring Thomas something-something, it's about a loser who wants to be a CIA agent. It'd be one thing if it was an assignment for college (I'd still give it a D) but iirc it was actually a serious film effort. It's basically a modern-day The Room, but it looks worse.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about

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Pompeii was a fucking mess.

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?

We wanted to go see another another movie but the theater wasn't showing it so we went to see this shit instead

Guardians of the Galaxy
That movie with ScarJo and that one guy about porn and masturbation

Don John?

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I can tell fro your post you're well under 20

>Some shitty B horror movie in which dudes in black cloaks slurped what was obviously spaghetti off a woman’s chest as though it were intestines.
Sound fun, thanks for the rec

imdb.com/title/tt0475999/
I'm only learning now that it's actualy a 2-episode tv series, but I did see it in cinema.

Suicide squad

The Happening.
My ex gf was genuinely scared at certain points, the most shameful bit about the whole experience really.

guardians of the galaxy
how did they make money out of that

I saw Wolverine Origins 3 times in theaters
I am not ashamed of that, I was really enjoying how shitty it was.

Otherwise - pic related (still think it's less retarded than animated series tho)

Also I know this cat personally

Fucking Sucker Punch. Watched it in the cinema and it was the hottest pile of shit I've ever seen.

How do you know that cat personally?

Yeah, FUCK that movie. I walked out and the manager was bro enough to give me a refund

who's cat is that?
some user I think it was on /r9k/ said that it was his cat and he posted another pic or two of it

d-did he lie to me?
is the cat's owner really in here?
if you are, I will only believe you if you tell me how you got that cat

It's a cat of my friend's friend
Cat's name is Pivas

I got the cat from a shelter. He walks with a little limp because he used to be a stray cat. He got sent to the shelter twice, and he wasn't picked up by his (supposedly) original owner the second time, so we got him instead.

The dark tower.
Complete piece of shit. I was going to see it but the tickets where all sold out and since I have moviepass if figured I should watch something.
The genre was all over the place and characteres were unmemerable. McConaughey was the only saving grace of the film

Well clearly you dont understand the deeper meaning behind the film. The whole fantsy aspec is a hallucination from a mentally ill patient to cope with her sisters death.

The theatrical cut had a crusial scene cut to maintain a pg13 rating. The doctor who does the lobotomy at the end is the same person who is the rich guy baby doll is suppose to have sex with

M-maybe his owner died?

HOLY SHIT user IT REALLY IS YOU
hi!
from now on I shall forever remember you user
and you cute kot
you should come to /ck/ sometime, there's a guy that always makes cook-along threads with the subject 'fml' and he also has a very cute kot called Patti

I hope so

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Don't say that.

I don't think i've ever seen a movie with Will Ferrel that didn't suck

In a theatre: Bangkok Dangerous (the Nic Cage version, I haven't seen the other one)
Ever: That's difficult, I saw Monster a-Go-Go, before I'd heard of MST3K and believe me, it's barely watchable with the commentary let alone without it.

WΔZ also sucks ass.

Yeah it might be something different, but we've got reason to believe that he was just neglected. His limp is clearly from an old fracture that should've been looked at by a vet.

stinky dinky detected

anyway for me its got to be clash of the titans
what a colossal piece of shit

My friend made me see this a while ago. even when i was a kid, i knew this movie was retarded.

the things i do for my friends.

Is this pasta? I have seen the movie you know.. The 'twist' was shit, the script was shit, the 'acting' was shit, the CGI was shit. I 'got' the movie and it was fucking trash.

shut the fuck up this is a modern classic

Probably Gulliver's Travels with Jsck Black. I only went to "see" it with my then gf so I could finger her in the dark and get a blowjob myself. Worth it desu.

I saw Bee Movie in theaters. I don't know what I was thinking.

You fucking madman

Cyberbully

Was that the one with "i can't get the lid off"?

Zoo lander 2
What the fuck was I thinking, I chose it over deadpool..