2017's sexiest men: This has to be a joke

Where is the Goose?
Where is Cavill?
Where is Idris?

How fucking horrible.

Stop objectifying men, people! IT'S TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN.

The only ones that I agree with are Bomer, Dempsey and Stamos
Also
>James Corden
What the fuck?

where's idris elba

>thomas rhett
looks like somebody smeared shit in his eye

They are all idris elba you retard.

>don cheadle

It's OK to be Idris

All this does is make me sad that Viggo is about to be 60.

Viggo is the only MAN on that list RRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH look at that fucking jawline makes me want to run out the door naked and stab a wild boar to death RRHRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Some are on point. Viggo is a god.

Viggo is a fucking silver panther.

WHERE WALLACE STRING

Exactly my feelings

Ben Brett over Rob Lowe? GTFO

Some of these people are straight up ugly

>Sam smith
>Trevor Noah
>fucking Stanley tucci

What the fuck?

ayo bitchass nigga don shit tok my kang,my kapz,my broza

A lot of these are just normal looking dudes.

>Trevor Noah

Do roasties find him attractive?

...

Only 40, 54, 56 and 59 are good looking

Literally what the fuck is this garbage list?

>carlos valdes
>aaron paul
>james corden
>trevor noah
>stanley tucci
>jimmy kimmel
>don cheadle

what the FUCK is wrong with women

This.

Aaron Paul is a cutie (no homo)
Fat faced James Corden and Jimmy Kimmel have no business being on this list though.

>literally no justin theroux anywhere
>manlets,and ugly ass senpaitachi everywhere
i mean fuck i look better then the 28 guy and the 25 one .

> Skeet Ulrich looks like a drug addict
> Don Cheadle looks like a leather couch
> James Corden is fat
> Logan Paul
> bunch of literal whos

It's obvious that people pay to be added into these lists. Remember that time Miley Cyrus won hottest woman alive or whatever? It's 100% paid publicity.

The only good looking one is Sam Hunt.

>u wanna sum dik baby???

>the oldest one is the most attractive
Agelets btfo

Glad KJ made the list

Cheadle is fucking ugly.

where are the actual good looking dudes

the 56% list

He has a point though

...

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>James Cordon
lel

Also, Viggo is 59? God damn.

holy shit KJ is hot AND based??

This.
I definitely wouldn't let him fuck my wife if I had one.

Only attractive one is Vigo + Logan Paul if we're counting bodies.

kinda want to make a Sup Forums approved version of this but it'd take forever

>Logan Paul
BRUH LOOK

My boy is the only right choice.

kj apa has a pretty good body

>no Winchesters
shit list confirmed

T U C C

oh damn

excuse me?

perfection

where's jensen ackles and henry cavill for two

Twinks. Compared to the average guy sure they're fine but Logan's honestly got premium aesthetics.

>that face
>that hair

its made by faggots and middle aged housewives, what did you expect?

Uh the only women consulted in making this shit list were these guy’s PR reps

everyone under 40 looks unironically gay

idris elba

>faggots
If that we're true, all the picks would be husky bearded men.

This could mean I actually have a chance with the girls as I look twice as good as some of these shits. Why did I have to be born with this autism

>James Corden is the sexiest 39 year old man in the world

>JAMES CORDEN
JAMES CORDEN
>JAMES CORDEN
JAMES CORDEN
>JAMES CORDEN
JAMES CORDEN
>JAMES CORDEN
JAMES CORDEN
>JAMES CORDEN
JAMES CORDEN

there are subgenres of faggots. musclefags, twinks, bears...

>James Franco is 39
>Ashton fucking Kutcher is 39
who the fuck made this list lmao

>mfw 22,31,33&35

Matt Bomer, Patrick Dempsey and Viggo are the only ones I can really understand. There's got to be better looking men at every other age tho like how the fuck can Kunal Nayyar or James Corden be on here ffs

>22
>25
>27
>28
>29
>31
>33
>35
>36
>37
>39
>52
What the FUCK

>age 75

>You're not born with it, you develop it as a side-effect of vaccination (so you don't in a wheelchair, of flu, old age and polio infestation aged 17).
>t. Marky Mark's lesser brother's wife

wtf how

We'd keep a decent portion of the list. Some suggestions for changes.

25 - Joe Keery
35 - Jared Padelecki
36 - Chris Evans
39 - Jensen Ackles
49 - Hugh Jackman
53 - Keanu Reeves

>james corden

39 year olds here
James Franco
Ashton Kutcher
Gianluigi Buffon
Matthew Bellamy
Frank Lampard
Donald Trump Jr
Kobe Bryant
Jensen Ackles
(Rhett and) Link
Usher
Andy Samberg

I bet none of you virgins is better looking than ANY of them.

>Logan Paul
>Thomas Rhett
>James Corden
>Adam Scott
>DON FUCKING CHEADLE
Also
>Jason Ritter over Goose

FUCKING
W E W
E
W

Aaron Paul has a good looking face, it's just his really high hairline that fucks him over

>tfw I showed a girl this picture and she said Viggo is looking better than all the others

>all those poo in loos and blacks
the absolute state of liberals

Dominic Cooper
Ian Somerhalder

I always thought Logan Paul was the pretty boy of YouTube now??

He's literally the ugliest one there, there has to be a more attractive 22 year old, right?

42

Why are there so many nu-males and blacks?

>James Corden
>Stanley Tucci
>A fucking vine star

>sam smith
he's 6'2" and doesn't look too bad now that he's lost weight

Also born in 1979:
Jason Momoa
Lee Pace
Chris Pratt
Chris Evans
Travis Fimmel

>look up 22 yo celebrities
>youtube star
>youtube star
>youtube star
>youtube star
>facebook star
>music.ly star
>youtube star
>youtube star
>youtube star
>youtube star
>youtube star
shit'sgone too far

Dominic Cooper
Ian Somerhalder
Joshua Jackson
Kristopher Hivju
Ben McKenzie
Anthony Mackie
Daniel Bruhl

That photo is edited to hell

His eyes are a little too big

36 is timberlake or gyllenhall

33 is Jonah hill of course

Just done the same, fucking hell.

I know I'm a little out of touch, but all these fuckers can't be decent content creators, can they??

Are they just rich kids flashing their cash and dumb ass kids eat it up??

>music.ly star
This can't be a thing surely
Am I... old?

fucking hell m8

aaron paul, really?

>Are they just rich kids flashing their cash and dumb ass kids eat it up??
for the most part yeah. pretty much any internet celeb who had to legitimately hustle to get to where they are now are probably in their late 20s at the youngest

You just know that every candidate was carefully picked for a perfect ratio of white/non-white, no people with 'problematic' opinions, some genuinely ugly people shoved in so people don't feel bad and there is no actual consideration for attractiveness at all. There are literally only a handful of people on the list that are any better looking than your average man on the street.

>ecelebs
>uggos like corden and cheadle
>talk show hosts are on their because of their political views I bet
What a shitty list.

How did they come up with this?
>20s
There's gotta be better looking people in their 20s.
I guess 23 looks good.
>30s
31 and 32 sure, they're good looking people.
James Corden? what the fuck.

>drake
>looking good
lmao

This list is abysmally bad
Who made this???
The two sexiest men in hollywood right now are the GOOSE and John Hamm, neither who are on this list. But do you know who is? Obese faggot James Corden

Soyboys. Niggers. Jews.

Sad.

Drake lips are so big that it makes an almost attractive man ugly