Sup Forums Loves him

>Sup Forums Loves him
>reddit loves him
>women want to be with him
>men want to be him

why is he so likeable ?

real human bean

He is attractive, in a variety of genres, and always acts a little autistic. This makes him easy to simultaneously desire, look up to, and self-insert onto.

Overrated looks
Shite filmography
Terrible actor

he paid his victims enough hush money

t. contrarian pleb

Because you want to fit in on a board you don't actually belong on

>he fell for the "fell for the Sup Forums loves him meme" meme

>implying the Goose would ever have to rape anyone

>men want to be him
Fucking soy boys. If you ever wanted to be another man you're a fucking cuck!

He's Canadian. We meme on Sup Forums and stuff about canucks, but they're consistently the most likeable people worldwide. Remember how it was almost regular for US travellers to wear Canadian flags on their backpacks and stuff to avoid harassment abroad?

>>Sup Forums Loves him

yeah by turning him into a meme

I never thought he is attractive, let alone handsome? Is there something wrong with me?

t. a girl

Is there any greater expression of love on Sup Forums than that?

>implying all women and men don't submit themselves willingly upon command to the goose's gooser

>Is there something wrong with me?
>t. a girl

He seems like a real chill dude that doesn't come off as pretentious like 99 percent of Hollywood's stars.

I live in LA so I feel behooved to try out his moroccan restaurant some day.

he's quiet. women hate men who yap.

Don't worry I don't see it either
But I'm also a lesbean

>too handsome
>too rich
>too polite
>too funny
>too pure
>such a human bean

I wonder why women love him and men wish they were him.

>I never thought he is attractive, let alone handsome?
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING QUESTION

this is why tv is going to shit even faster than before

show vagene

How did he survive the Disney club? How did he not get pedoed?

>tfw you watch some gosling interview videos on youtube
>tfw you start to fall

please post pics of your soles, I'm so alone

All panties are loose for the goose

You forgot:
>Men want to be with him

Women like quiet attractive males because they can project their preferred male personality onto the quiet male. A quiet male isn't a person, it is simply a proxy. Like a mannequin.

cause he's a legit good dude

He's so dreamy

Post ur Lebanese pussi and bobs dear

Garbage actor and the main reason why Bladerunner flopped. Fucking garbage, everytime he came on screen I could hear the audience audibly snoring. I went to complain and when the manager came by, he said there was nothing he could do because he is such a god awful actor.

>blue board
Meet on yellow board

it's crazy actually, aside from my mother, any girl I asked said they don't find him that attractive

He drives

You’re autistic

You forgot quiet, ATTRACTIVE male.

C*n*di*n media control. Start asking questions.

I haven't liked anything he's been in the last 5 years

...

>be in france
>stay at some shit tier run down hotel in paris for 3 days
>staff treats me like garbage
>checkout time
>concierge looking at me expecting a tip
>tell him I'm not tipping him shit on account of the fact I was treated like dirt for 3 days
>says I'm a typical american
>whip out my passport
>show him I'm actually canadian
>literally gets a deer in a headlights look
>"monsier, je suis desole, we are so so sorry"
>tell him to go fuck himself and leave

he literally said that you illiterate faggot

Well he's Canadian, a lot of his early work was in Canada, and that also means he probably had parents that weren't complete shitbags.

>Implying he's unscathed
He's autistic because of his past trauma

Gotta love the goose

there's nothing irrational about this

Preach.

>in paris

Even french are treated like shit in Paris.

>in france

Well, let's get real, France is a shithole since, like, 20 years. Everywhere. Everybody is sad, uneducated, etc.
Still, there is ton of english, american, german, in places far away from big cities. I think the major problem are cities. If you want to visit the best of a country, don't stay in a city.
Je suis français, je peux me permettre de cracher sur ce qui le mérite.

Don't you just want to protect that smile?

God makes some people extra great to restore our faith in the universe

Paris was just a sideshow. I stayed in and around Poitiers for most of the time and it was absolutely fantastic.

I would marry Goose and cook his meals and fall asleep on his chest but not in like a gay way.

I dont find him attractive either.

t. man (male)

>Sup Forums Loves him
>reddit loves him
>women want to be with him
>nu-males want to be him

FTFY

That cunt supports PETA

He's an idol for soyboys, maybe

noticed recently he has an enormous johnson (rf. place beyond the pines deleted prison scene)