Cuck Battle

Who is the bigger cuck Sup Forums?

Well Star did hold hands with her Crush when he started kissing his girlfriend

I cannot think of anything more worthy of a crown than that

This.

It might as well be used as a definition.

The competition is unfair though, since Mordo did end up dating Margaret, even if briefly, and then mostly moved on while the Starco thing is happening right now.

that was absurdly cucky

Mordecai got the girl in the end. Finn is a superior choice.

fpbp

What's up with Finn?

will only be true if he actually does cuck himself with grass him but right now he's doing pretty good, actually got over his fuckups. all that happened with Mordecai is that the show threw him a woman just so he wouldn't be out of place in the ending.

GOT KEKED BY CINNAMON BUN!

>while the Starco thing is happening right now.
you sure about that?

What did they mean by this?

The grown men who watch these kids shows and make threads like this.

that the creator has a cuck fetish and is using star as her placeholder

i've been getting cucked thousands of years before you've been born

Not really, maybe I am a loser but I am getting cheated or anything, and I really don't see how anybody here could be assumed to be a cuckold over how they use, and or, waste their time.

I mean, you can totally enjoy silly things that really don't a great impact on life. Sometimes it is the only breath on a life that is anything if not what you wanted it to be.

yeah but her show sucks

Star. She's very likely to win her man in the end, but she was very active in pushing her crush and her romantic rival together. On purpose. Mordecai was just sort of bitchmade but I don't think he did anything similar.

Finn is actually a better example

holy shit that boy can't get a rest

Ranked from most cuck to least cuck.

Pearl > Finn > Star > Dipper > Mordecai.

Finn is definitely below Star. The show makes a much bigger deal of her losing Marco than AT did with either of Finn's girls (who he never actually lost to anyone else anyway).

mordro might have gotten a different girl, but he still won nontheless

>literally raising her wife's son

what the fuck

Star. Mordecai is mostly just a stupid beta with horrible decision making. He can do well if he just acts normal and we've seen it work. Star is just crashing/burning and its hilarious but also kinda sad.

I don't follow regular show all that much but is that an actual character?

I'd think a Bat would be represented more akin to Rigby's size.

Sauce?

Which is the better episode, Sup Forums?

what does margaret have to wear clothes if mordecai doesnt

who's really getting cucked here

it's us

Yes, appeared in the final motage of the final episode as the person Mordo finally gets together and has kids with.
She has no lines.

Once again, Sup Forums showing they don't know what words mean.

Well, one had a shitty ending, so there's that.

I don't think you know what that word means

Fuck off, Maddox

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Ding ding we have a winner.

It's funny when it turns out that Mordecai and Rigby were just nudists.

I guess it's the same reason boys get away without wearing a shirt.

>a 'you tried' prize

Thats not the face of a winner user
Even his kids are disappointed

Bruh just no