The Real Problem

*single handedly kills your cinematic universe*

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>kills
saved.

He isn't the one responsible for the trainwrecks that are JL, SS and WW.

BvS and MOS were train wrecks.

>BvS and MOS were train wrecks.
for you.

Who gives a flying fuck if other people liked them? I think they're one of the best movies ever.

>I think they're one of the best movies ever.
lmao

He's like a worse ridley scott.
Desperately needs a good script.

Batman v Superman is simply the representation of the artistic bankruptcy plaguing the contemporary film industry.

Like Man of Steel, Snyder's last endeavor in hackery, this latest attempt is to convince the masses that what they are viewing is something deep or meaningful, when all it has done is push forward shallow technicality and exaggeration to make the frame pulsate with vulgar loudness. Characters are mere veneers, the cinematography is pretty but so conspicuous as to be rendered aggravating and the thesis is about as overdone as Eisenberg's acting. The camera feels like it has been waiting all day for a climactic shot and the film's deliberately difficult production history is laid bare in the indulgent cinematography.

Thematic complexity and philosophical subtext take a back seat to what amounts to as basically an action movie with action stars wrapped up in the veil of capekino. And much like Salome, what lies beneath is ultimately puerile, obscene and holding fascination only for adolescents.

Snyder is guilty of something far greater than simply making a bad movie. He is guilty for the crime of gestating his pretense and self-importance, forcing many others to labor over it in a misguided attempt to create art and daring to call the afterbirth a film. Perhaps instead of taking his cast and crew to greenscreen rooms in search of a better shot, the American counterfeit filmmaker should have taken his juvenile and crass sensibilities to the seedy San Fernando valley. There he could have at least made a profit of filming all the money shots he wanted.

OH NO NO NO NOO

MoS is the best DCEU movie though.

>Who gives a flying fuck if other people liked them?
You're a welfare faggot. Who do you think pays for all this mental masturbation? It's garbage, and it's expensive, which means it's fucked twice over.

>single handedly

goyer certainly helped out.

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Wonder Woman blows it out of the water by a mile and then some.

That’s not up for debate.

not an argument

>Who gives a flying fuck if other people liked them? I think

This.

BVS is probably the best comic book movie ever.

If JL is bad, whedon and the studio are to blame

There's no problem. Movie critics are fake news. They're mad because it didn't push their progressive agenda and because Snyder is one of the only blockbuster directors who's right-wing (he's an Ayn Rand fan). Just look at their reviews. The only positive thing they point to is MUH WONDER WOMAN

why wouldn't they get Michael Bay to direct this?

Wonder Woman was the drizzling shits pinhead. You’re either a soyboy bugman or a vapid gash. Either way your opinion is irrelevant

WB executives are the problem, but since no one bothers learning their names all the blame goes on Snyder.

>*single handedly kills capeshit*

why do we hate him again?

Zach Snyder is an athiest and a democratic socialist

That undeserved high score reminds me of Get Out

Whedon did it.

>I think they're one of the best movies ever

Execs did it.

He is one of the worst directors of all time. I don't think he directed Dawn of the Dead, someone directed it for him. 300, Watchmen, Sucker Punch, BVS: those are his real movies. Fucking trash director

Disney did it.

nope, they are only guilty poor choice of hiring directors actors and crew who couldn’t get the job done

Somebody post the Snyder/Whedon comparison image from Justice League

>I think they're one of the best movies ever.

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A respectable 43%

>I think they're one of the best movies ever.

Isn't it weird that if Wonder Woman was an identical film but called Wonder Man, it would be hovering around the 30% mark? Every valid complaint you can level against the other films works against WW, too.

I say "valid" because "the main character is a white man" is not a valid complaint.

not an argument

youtube.com/watch?v=bcF48z6TVf4
WILL HE MAKE A VIDEO THIS TIME?

Nathan Fillon was supposed to play Wonder Man in Guardians 2. I think I remember something like that.
Would've been FUN.

don’t need an argument to laugh at your shit opinion

on your head be it, then.

...and the tone and general shittiness of the others were set by these two. WW not being as bad was seen as a mediocre movie being excellent.

This. It's fine it you don't like them, but then honestly your opinion is trash.

The retarded often enjoy B vs S.

>saved

You can thank Whedon and WB for killing it. Get ready for DC's generic and forgettable CBMs.

Snyder in 2011

screenrant.com/zack-snyder-superman-thor/

>“[Superman] is the freaking […] biggest superhero on the planet. He’s the father of every superhero. [Deborah and I] were just talking about this – I’m like, really? Thor? Thor has a movie? [Laughter.] Really? I mean, come on. And there’s no Superman movie? This is, like, the world’s out of balance. It’s like, we’ve lost our minds here, people, come on.

*single handedly kills your daughter*

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HEROES DO!

Zack isn't responsible. It's the WB execs, Ben Affleck & Chris Terrio, David Goyer, Geoff Johns, Kevin Feige, Rotten Tomatoes, and Joss Whedon.

I recently watched Man of steel and you know it wasn't that bad. I mean comparing to the shitfest mess I saw in the trailer of the Justice league

Do NOT blame poor Ben. There was a time when I thought he would direct and star in the best Batman movie ever made.
Didn't happen. Won't happen. Not his fault.

Unironically this.
Even when he's acting like a fucking bafoon in the newest film, Thor is a more heroic more hopeful superhero than Superman in BvS and MoS. Haven't seen justice league yet.

>this photo is finally relevant

>it wasn't that bad
That's basically true of all the DCEU but "well it's not THAT bad" doesn't exactly rake in the ticket sales.

>Nolan turned the Batman franchise into a multi-billion dollar film franchise after Batman and Robin
>hands reigns of DC films to Snyder
>Batman and Superman movie grosses less than an Iron Man movie
>Justice League might make less than fucking Thor 3

who will DC get after they fire Snyder? Whedon couldn't save JL.

Well Patty gave them their highest rated movie so far.

I loved all three, your taste is shit.

>implying objective ratings

>yfw Justice League can't compete with fucking Bollywood

lmao

>true of all the DCEU
Nope
it was only about MoS
BvS was a total mess
Wonder woman was just a shity feministic bravado

>BvS was a total mess
The 4th Revision Snyder's Choice Green Lantern Edition cut wasn't

People hate what they don't understand.

But that's not Whedon
youtube.com/watch?v=ySK1xcvElIo

yes Zack you've posted it about hundred times now

>Desperately needs a good script

Snyder would only ruin it with his miserable and pretentious style. Superman and Batman are the two most iconic superheroes. If he could fuck them up, then he would fuck anything up.

What a shrill, joyless creature.

Justice Legaue does not have enough dancing. In India, pajeets will not watch a movie unless it has at least ONE dancing sequence. You can do a gritty crime drama, a found footage horror film, a serious historical biopic, and an animated talking animal movie, but no pajeet will watch it unless there is dancing.

>my sources

Spotted the spic.

I WANT MY SNYVERSE BACK!

Capeshit in general is on it's way out. This is proof of that.

>on it's way out
>Ragnarok just made more money than both previous Thors
m8

>making him incharge of everything. he is only good at directing, not writing

whoa

>atheist
>beats the "superman is jesus" allegory like a dead horse
What did he mean by this?

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why?

A decent 43